- They're so tight, what the hell
- Have you not done this before.
(people laughing)
(fast classical music)
- I'm Wren.
- I'm Christian.
You can't see me but I was waving to you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
You have a nice voice.
- Thanks you too.
Have you ever been
on a blind date?
- I have never been on a blind date before.
Have you?
- No I have not.
- [Man] Okay you guys
want to do the reveal.
- Okay.
Three, two, one.
Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good how are you?
- Good, remind me of your name again.
- Wren.
Christian.
- [Christian] Wren, Yes.
This is a good start.
- Yeah. (laughing)
Alright, let's get
one here huh.
- You don't have to.
Oh shit.
Kiss your opponent with tongue.
It's like right off the bat. (laughing)
Okay.
Yeah, I'll do it.
- Alright.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
We'll shake hands later.
- Yeah.
- No, give your opponent
a sexy lap dance for one minute.
Okay are you sure.
But your have to be
the one to sing the song.
♪ Bump, bump tsh ♪
♪ - Okay. ♪
♪ Bump, bump tsh ♪
♪ Bump, bump tsh (laughing) ♪
- Yes!
- Let your opponent administer
a sponge bath.
This is so weird.
- Have you been a dirty boy.
Wa la, you're done.
- [Man] Okay.
- So when was your last relationship?
- Last year.
How about yours?
- It's been five years.
- Have you wanted
a girlfriend in between them?
- Ah.
- Yes.
- There it is.
Let your opponent wax your armpit hair off.
- Oh yes.
Are you gonna let me do it?
- I'm gonna have to pass.
- What?
Do a little.
- Alright.
- You are very hairy.
- Yeah, right, that's
why I'm very concerned about it.
Ah fuck.
- It's happening.
- Alright, just fucking do it.
- [Wren] It has to.
- Come on,
- Ah!
Keep going.
- [Wren] It won't go.
- Ow!
- Do you still
like me?
- Yeah but I'm slowly starting not to.
- Oh, okay.
Oh fuck me.
Let the other
teammate dress you down to your underwear.
Okay.
- Ah, where do
you want me to start?
- I guess this jacket. (laughing)
- Okay.
I'll try not to get the underwear too.
Those are tight.
What the hell.
- Have you not done this before?
- They're so tight.
I don't know where it's getting stuck.
Do you just have big
heels or something?
There!
- Oo, so what do you like to do for fun?
- I like to hang out with my dog.
- What kind of dog do you have?
- He's a French bulldog.
- Oh, okay.
- His name's Walter.
- Okay we can go on
a second date if you want.
- Alright, alright.
- Fuck.
Massage your partners face
with your feet for one minute.
I'll do it.
(people laughing)
- Great.
- A little bit of lotion on it.
Oh, they're a little dirty.
- Oh God.
- Wait don't make me sound so revolting.
- No, your cold feet.
Ah, this is so weird, ah it feels so weird.
- Ah you're so cute.
We should do this again.
Yeah.
- Okay.
Serve sushi to your opponent
off your naked body.
- Um, I'm hungry.
- Okay I'll do it.
- Oh, it's good.
- I get that a lot.
- Let's have you go around.
- Oh, okay.
What do you think of my butt?
- It's nice.
- You can stay naked
with me if you want.
- We'll make the game fair yeah.
- Ah, when it got first, ah fuck.
Model with your bodies
your three favorite
sexual positions.
- Oh fuck,
oh, okay, alright.
- You have to do it with a good tongue.
- Ah, okay.
Not into the hair pulling honestly.
- This one is
more intimate.
- Oh okay.
I see what you're saying.
- Okay now you can like
go like that.
- Oh this is weird.
- But usually girls are very flexible.
- Ah so you're gonna push me off
of the seat here.
So do you also like those same positions?
- Two of them.
- Okay, what's the other one?
- I guess regular missionary position.
- That could be
fun sometimes.
Oh fuck.
Ah.
- Let your opponent shave your legs.
- Ah, please.
- Okay.
- Wax you arm pit,
shave your legs.
What if there was shave your head?
- No.
- Shave your pubs.
- It would be an easy shave I'll tell you that.
Are you saying that you don't have any?
- I'm guessing that if you don't have any pubs
you don't like girls with pubs.
- Yeah, that would probably
be a correct statement.
- I like to feel like a woman.
- Okay.
- [Man] And you said,
that you're not into that.
- Yeah, no, no.
- [Wren] This date is over.
- I didn't, this is getting weird
- She has a bush, doesn't,
don't have a bush. - This is getting weird quick.
Oh!
- Let your opponent make out
with your ear, oh.
- Please, that'd be so off, dude.
Come on.
- You're just, oh.
(couple laughing)
You're really loud.
I better win 200 dollars.
Naked, doing lap dances,
getting my ear licked.
- You liked the ear lick.
- I mean, like at times.
No!
Do I rate in your top dates then.
- Yeah I'd say this one's
numero uno.
- The most exciting?
- Yeah.
Alright this one's going in this time.
- No!
- Would you go on another date with me?
- I would, would you go
on another one with me?
- Yeah, I would.
- We could sue the 200 dollars.
- To take you out.
Yeah, yeah that works. - Yeah.
- Ah (laughing)
I'm not happy though.
- This is the best day of my life.