MY FIRST GUEST RECENTLY BECAME ONE OF THE YOUNGEST EMMY AWARD
NOMINEES EVER FOR HER ROLE AS ELEVEN ON "STRANGER THINGS."
>> YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, AREN'T YOU?
WHO ARE YOU IN TROUBLE WITH?
>> BAD.
PEOPLE?
THEY WANT TO HURT YOU?
THE BAD PEOPLE?
I UNDERSTAND.
>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: HI.
HI!
IS THAT NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE ON MAYBE A YEAR AGO OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, LAST SUMMER, MAYBE, WHEN THIS THING WAS JUST EXPLODING.
NOW, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE BIG 1-3.
YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A TEENAGER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LAST SEASON, YOUR CHARACTER WAS
NAMED ELEVEN.
IS IT NAMED 13?
( LAUGHTER ) WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT'S ALL WE
HAVE TIME FOR.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
( LAUGHTER ) HOW TO YOU LIKE BEING 13?
>> NOITS GOOD.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT?
ARE YOU ALREADY A TROUBLED TEEN?
YOU JUST GOT HERE!
>> IT'S NOT REALLY GOOD.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING 13?
>> WELL, YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AT THE AIRPORT.
>> Stephen: OH, MORE IS EXPECTED OF YOU NOW.
>> THAT'S GOT TO BE THE WORST PART OF IT.
>> Stephen: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE WENT BY RAIL.
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> Stephen: JUST RAIL AND STAGECOACH WHEN I WAS A CHILD,
EVERYWHERE I WENT.
SO WHEN YOU WERE 12 A MONTH AGO, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR
SHOES OFF?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: AT 13 YOU'RE THREATENING?
>> NOW THEY'RE LIKE, "TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF!"
I'M, LIKE, YES, SIR.
IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SCARY.
NOW I HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF.
MY PARTY WAS PROBABLY THE BEST PART OF TURNING 13 BECAUSE
EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS A 3-YEAR-OLD'S PARTY BECAUSE I HAD
A CARNIVAL, OBSTACLE COURSES, BOUNCY HOUSES, AND COTTON
FLOSS -- CANDY FLOSS -- COTTON CANDY.
( LAUGHTER ) I HAD POPCORN AND A BUCKING
BRONCO.
>> Stephen: YOU HAD A HORSE?
A BUCKING HORSE?
>> A BULL?
>> Stephen: A MECHANICAL BULL?
IT'S CALLED BACK BRONCO.
>> Stephen: IN LONDON, THEY CALL IT BUCKING BRONCO?
>> I AM THE QUEEN OF BUCKING BRONCO.
>> Stephen: COULD YOU RIDE IT?
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> Stephen: IT'S TOUGH ON THE THIGHS, THOUGH.
( LAUGHTER ) I'VE RIDDEN ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
>> IT'S SO INTERESTING.
IT'S LIKE A WORKOUT, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: I TRY NOT TO DO THOSE.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT.
MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU'RE 13.
>> YEAH, IT WAS REALLY FUN.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: WHERE DO YOU FALL IN THE FAMILY?
>> I'M THE THIRD.
>> Stephen: OF -- I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FOUR.
>> Stephen: ARE THEY ALL IN SHOW BUSINESS?
>> NO, JUST ME.
THEY'RE ALL, LIKE, MILLIE, REALLY?
YOU GOT ANOTHER JOB?
OH!
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE TONIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHERE DO THEY THINK YOU ARE, MILLIE BOBBY
BROWN?
>> THEY KNOW I'M IN NEW YORK AND THEY KNOW I'M PROBABLY DOING
SOMETHING, BUT, YEAH, THEY WON'T WATCH THIS.
THEY HAVEN'T SEEN "STRANGER THINGS."
>> Stephen: THEY HAVEN'T SEEN "STRANGER THINGS"?
>> THEY DON'T REALLY CARE, WHICH I LOVE THAT.
>> Stephen: THAT IS NICE, I SUPPOSE.
>> IT'S GREAT.
BECAUSE THERE'S NO "ELEVEN" JOKES IN THE HOUSE.
>> Stephen: NO ONE SAYS, DO YOU CARE TO BE NAMED 13 THIS
TIME?
( LAUGHTER ) >> NO, THEY DON'T.
I LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S GREAT FOR YOUR FAMILY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW, RIGHT?
>> NO, I HAVEN'T.
>> Stephen: WHY?
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T OLD ENOUGH?
WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF SCARY.
YOU HAVEN'T DEAN IS SHOW?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: IT'S REALLY GOOD.
YOU DO A REALLY FINE JOB.
>> THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN YOUR OWN DAMN SHOW?
>> WELL, I WAS ON THE WAY TO LAKE TAHOE WHEN THE SHOW CAME
OUT.
>> Stephen: AS YOU ARE.
IT WAS IN THE CAR, ROAD TRIP WITH MY FAMILY.
IT CAME OUT AND I JUST DIDN'T FIND THE TIME TO WATCH IT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
DO YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: YOU DO?
YEAH.
IT WAS FUN.
ALL I REMEMBER IS FILMING IT AND READING THE SCRIPTS AND THAT WAS
IT.
SO I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO WATCH THIS SEASON BECAUSE IT'S TEN
TIMES BETTER.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
I'VE SEEN THE PREVIEW.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EMMY NOMINATION.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELL DESERVED.
I'M THE HOST THIS YEAR.
I'M HOSTING THE EMMYS THIS YEAR.
THE FIX WILL BE IN IF YOU WANT IT.
>> WE SHOULD SORT SOMETHING OUT.
>> Stephen: DEFINITELY.
I THINK I SHOULD BE YOUR CO-HOST.
SO YOU HOST AND THEN I'LL, LIKE, WINK AT YOU AT SOME POINT AND
YOU WILL BE, OKAY, THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE WE HAVE TO GET THE
ENVELOPE AND SAY MILLIE BOBBY BROWN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: JUST LAUGH AT ANY
OF MY JOKES AND I WHETHER DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
>> OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: AS A TEENAGE GIRL,
YOUNG LADY, DO YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASS YOU?
BECAUSE I HAVE TEENAGE CHILDREN, AND SOME ARE EVEN PAST THAT, AND
I HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSING TO THEM AT TIMES, QUITE FAMOUSLY SO.
DO YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASS YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> Stephen: HOW DO YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASS YOU?
>> MY MOM IS FINE.
MY MOM IS, LIKE, SHY AND CHILL.
MY DAD IS JUST -- >> Stephen: LET'S HEAR IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE HIM FOR IT BUT HE IS VERY EMBARRASSING,
ESPECIALLY WHEN -- HE THINKS THAT PHOTO BOMBING IS COOL.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
>> BUT HE PHOTOBOMBED ONE OF MY FANS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND I WAS LIKE --
( APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, THE THING IS, IT'S,
LIKE, LATER ON, WE WERE ALL LAUGHING AND THE FAN POSTED IT
ON HER INSTAGRAM AND MY DAD WAS SO EMBARRASSED.
>> Stephen: HE WAS?
YES.
AND THEN I WAS OBVIOUSLY, LIKE, DAD YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN.
AND THERE HE IS, ANOTHER FAN AND ANOTHER PERSON, AND EVEN A
FAMILY REUNIONS, HE'S THERE IN THE BACKGROUND.
I'M, LIKE, DAD, IT'S NOT COOL.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> Stephen: AT FAMILY REUNIONS, HE'S ALLOWED TO BE IN
IT, HE'S IN THE FAMILY.
>> RIGHT, HE SHOULD SMILE.
BUT THAT FACE IS NOT A SMILE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A DAD FACE.
THAT'S WHAT DADS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I WANT TO JUST
COMPLIMENT -- LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME
TALKING TO YOU, BUT MY CONFESSION IS I HADN'T SEEN THE
SHOW YET.
DID I LIE AND SAY I HAD?
>> I THINK I DID.
>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK I DID.
DID I LIE TO YOU?
>> I THINK YOU SAID -- NEVER MIND.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'VE SEEN IT, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: IT'S ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ONE OF THE THINGS, I HAD SEEN
CLIPS LAST TIME.
I SAT DOWN WITHOUT STOPPING AND WATCHED THE WHOLE THING.
I WANT TO COMPLIMENT THE DESIGNERS.
THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD.
I WAS THESE KIDS PLAYING DUNGEON AND DRAGONS.
WE WERE THE GUYS DOING THAT.
THESE SHEETS, WE WERE DOING THE FORT RIGHT THERE, THOSE WERE MY
SHEETS AS A CHILD.
THIS IS HOW FOOD THE DESIGNERS ARE ON THAT DAMN SHOW.
YEAH.
I HAD THE COMFORTER AND THE PILLOW CASES AND EVERYTHING.
>> YOU'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THOSE SHEETS.
>> Stephen: WELL, YEAH, BECAUSE SOMEONE CAPTURED MY
CHILDHOOD.
BACK THEN, KNOW GAVE US PROPS.
WHEN YOU PLAYED D.&D. BACK IN 1980, OUT OF THE CIRCLE OF LOVE.
YEAH.
>> WOW.
WELL, IT'S MAGICAL, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: MILLIE, LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
CONGRATULATIONS.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE EMMYS.
SEE YOU ON STAGE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: MILLIE BOBBY
BROWN, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE BACK WITH JIM JEFFERIES!