I don't know, what do you wanna do today?
[gasping]
I know what I want to do today.
[applauding]
[music playing]
This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
I need some money.
[moaning]
Oh!
[sighing]
Maybe we can borrow money from Squidward.
Wait, instead of borrowing the money,
why don't we just borrow the balloon?
It's just borrowing, right?
Yeah, and borrowing is OK as long as we bring it back.
- Right? - Right!
[laughing]
This is so great!
We're gonna have so much fun!
- We love borrowing! - We love borrowing!
[balloon pops]
[laughing]
[screaming]
How are we gonna return it now, SpongeBob?
- I've got the pieces! - I've got the air!
Hurry, put the pieces on.
You popped the balloon.
We can't return it!
We're thieves!
[groaning]
It's not safe in Bikini Bottom anymore!
We've gotta move fast and cover our tracks.
I'm on it SpongeBob!
[laughing]
I guess...
I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go.
My...
Clothes.
Patrick, those are my clothes.
My peanut butter!
That's my peanut butter.
And my pickles!
[sobbing]
I can't believe you're leaving, Patrick.
With all my pickles!
Patrick Star will live no more.
Forever!
In Bikini Bottom.
[laughing]
But, what if you weren't Patrick Star?
Huh?
He--
[laughing]
And who are you, my rubenesque beauty?
That's Patricia.
Our newest Krusty Krab employee.
Well, she sure is stunning!
[laughing]
[clarinet playing]
[laughing]
Eh?
You know, Patricia, they don't call me "The Sizzle-lips Squid" for nothing.
[laughing]
So, are you free this Saturday night?
No.
- That's the night SpongeBob and I-- - SpongeBob?
Get back to work, you go beggin' freeloader!
Hut to, hut to! Ya! Ya!
Well, now that we're alone,
How would you like to by my date Friday night to a--
Well, I can't.
SpongeBob and I will be flying submarines that night.
I have to get back to krusting the krab.
Man.
Why are those two so nice to me?
They were never this nice to Patrick.
It's weird.
Are you sure about Saturday night?
[slamming door]
Persistent much.
How about Sunday brunch?
No thanks again.
- But I made reservations for two at-- - I said no!
Nope.
No way!
No. No!
No!
What is it about me that makes those two so friendly?
Must have something to do with this disguise.
I can't wear this any longer!
But if you reveal your secret identity, you'll have to leave Bikini Bottom!
Well I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I just can't live like this anymore.
I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not!
[murmuring]
I have an announcement to make.
[gasping]
Um...
So, let me get this straight. You're not a woman?
No.
[laughing]
You have a visitor.
- Who is it? - Hello, Patrick.
What happened to prisoner 665321?
[alarm ringing]
- Let's go home, SpongeBob. - OK.
But, who are you?
[laughing]
No, seriously. Who are you?
[laughing]
[music playing]