>> I GOT TO SAY, LISA, THAT LEMON MERINGUE WAS DELICIOUS.
>> YOU'RE FIT IN JUST FINE AROUND HERE.
>> BOYS THARJ ARE A HANDFUL, A LOT OF HORSEPLAY.
>> IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE THEIR PARENTS, I'M SURE THEY'RE
LOVELY. >> WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO MEET
THEM? >> OH, SURE.
>> BOYS, GET DOWN HERE. COME MEET THE CAMPBELLS.
>> GET OFF ME! >> GET OFF ME!
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. >> YEAH, IT'S GETTING LATE.
>> GET OFF ME! >> BOYS, THAT'S ENOUGH!
>> OH! OH!
>> WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING?
COME ON NOW! >> NOTHING, SIR.
>> SORRY, SIR. >> YOU ALL WANT THE HOSE AGAIN
OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE GOOD BOYS?
>> GOOD BOYS, I'M SORRY, SIR. GOOD BOYS.
>> ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS MR. AND MRS. CAMPBELL.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF. >> HI, MR. AND MRS. CAMPBELL.
I'M JARED. I'M IN SIXTH GRADE.
>> I'M SPENCER. HIS FRIENDS LIKE ME MORE THAN
THEY LIKE HIM. >> NO, THEY DON'T.
YOU SHUT UP! >> YOU SHUT UP!
>> OH, DO IT AGAIN! >> I'M SORRY.
>> SPENCER, SHOW THE CAMPBELLS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE ANYMORE.
>> YOU KEEP A HOSE INSIDE THE HOUSE?
>> MR. AND MRS. CAMPBELL, THIS IS KIND OF A DANCE I CAME UP
WITH. >> DUDE, THAT'S MY DANCE!
>> NO, NOT HOW YOU DO IT! >> YES, IT IS.
I MADE IT UP IN MY ROOM. YOU WERE SPYING ON ME.
>> THEN WHY DID I DO THIS? >> MR. AND MRS. CAMPBELL, THIS
IS THE DANCE! >> MR. AND MRS. CAMPBELL, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO DANCE! >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE, MR.
AND MRS. CAMPBELL! >> THAT'S NOT THE DANCE!
>> YOU'RE DEAD! >> OH, YOU BROKE THE WALL!
>> BOYS, STOP IT NOW! I TOLD YOU, STOP IT!
OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH!
THIS BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S HIS FAULT! >> HE'S A LOSER.
>> I'M A LOSER? WELL, YOU'RE AN ACCIDENT.
DAD, TELL HIM! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAIT, WHAT? >> OH, MY GOD, JARED, DON'T DO
THIS. >> TELL HIM, DAD.
>> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT, DAD?
>> OH, GOD. OKAY.
YEAH, SPENCE, INITIALLY WE WEREN'T PLANNING ON HAVING A
SECOND. >> WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, I'M -- I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE PART OF THE FAMILY? >> WELL --
>> NO, BUT, HONEY, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE EXPECTED YOU BUT IT WAS THE
BEST SURPRISE WE'VE EVER HAD. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH NOW. WE'RE A FAMILY, OKAY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT NOW. GIVE EACH OTHER A KISS.
>> OH, I DON'T WANT THAT. >> BOYS, KISS EACH OTHER FOR THE
CAMPBELLS. COME ON.
KISS EACH OTHER! VERY GOOD.
>> GOOD NIGHT MR. AND MRS. CAMPBELL.
>> GO! >> WELL, I'M SO SORRY.
OUR BOYS ARE SO RAMBUNCTIOUS. THEY JUST HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY.
>> YEAH, STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO MASTURBATE.
ANYWAY, WHO WANTS MORE PIE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]