Welcome to Monster Face!
Yes. Whoo.
This is the first competition reality series
that's all about the face behind the monster.
Awesome.
I grew up around a lot of rednecks that were really dumb.
I like class, I like to look nice.
I like to speak like I'm educated.
I have high cheekbones because I'm Cherokee.
I've modeled in Milan, Italy.
So, I have firsthand experience
being beautiful.
talented special effects artists in the business.
The winner will get
a full spread in a national magazine.
Oh, yes.
(applause)
Let's bring in the artists.
Awesome.
(cheering and applause)
Let's bring in the artists.
Awesome.
that they can use to develop their looks.
and the costume that we provide to you.
How am I supposed to do this?
That is the challenge
that has been placed in front of you today.
It's a curveball, a curveball that you can handle.
Right. Are you ready to show your monster face?
I am.
You'll only have 15 minutes to complete your look.
We will be eliminating the person
with the worst monster face.
Your 15 minutes starts now.
Whoo!
All ridder Okay.
Yes, oh! Oh, my gosh, look.
There's so much glitter. Oh, my gosh.
Okay, so this is all (bleep) garbage.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so...
This or we have, I guess...
I can own this, I got this.
I can own this. So, okay.
So this is the inside of the mouth of the dinosaur.
So, I'm thinking red, pink, something going on here.
You can make cool designs.
All right, all right, um...
But...
Here's tongue color.
Wow, okay, looks awesome.
Or are you just putting paint on my face?
Well, I'm painting a tongue on your face.
That's what you wanted, right?
That's a tongue face.
This is about me, okay, not about you.
Have a seat in the chair.
Okay.
Okay, I'm swirling...
Thank you, I just want something
to be on my face before we finish.
Okay? I'm gonna have twirls.
(paintbrush clatters)
This is so stupid.
Do you like this, though?
That's glue.
Glitter glue.
You're putting
Ooh! Oh, okay.
I got it.
Okay
Hi.
Hey.
I just wanted to stop in
and check on your progress.
I'm pissed off, I'm frustrated.
I honestly do not think this guy's a professional.
I think he's a joke. I think he's an honest joke.
I honestly do not think before this is over?ional.an,r
Well, you have three minutes.
Just tell me what you want.
Some swirls or something.
I'll swirl on s.
You know what? I'm going against my instinct,
but I'm gonna put more glitter on.
(man)
15 seconds, guys, come out in 15 seconds.
Bring the energy, okay?
Yeah.
How are you feeling?
Mmm...
Honestly, no.
You, you don't want me to answer that.
You've gotta sell this?
Do you know where you're going?
No!
You guys gotta get in there!
You gotta-- you're way over the time.
You guys gotta get in there.
seen these things, okay?
So, you go in. You gotta come in
as the monster.
Okay.
Okay?
Hit the spotlight, freak out.
I'd freak out now going in.
Okay.
Okay?
Yeah Okay.
Full character, right?
Yeah.
You're gonna run in. One, two, three.
Go, go, go, go, go, go...
(roaring)
Whoa!
(roaring)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(clatter) Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, at is going on? whoa!
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, at is going on? whoa!
Are you...
What are you...
Oh, I'm so...
?!
Holy (bleep), he told me to come in here, man.
Don't say (bleep).
Okay.
Um, I shouldn't have said (bleep).
Kids, kids!
What-- kids?
Oh, my God.
(bell ringing)
Dave!
Hold on, no!
Where are you going? Ma'am!
(doorknob rattles)
It's locked.
Where are you going? Ma'am!
to come in here.
This is a live kid's show right now.
This is my performance and I-- they brought me here.
I didn't realize-- I really sorry.
This is my performance and I-- they brought me he"e.
I'm sorry, guys.
Is this kid's makeup?
It looks awful.
You know what show you're on?
What?
It's "Fameless."
(laughing)
It's the prank show you're on right now.
No! You kidding me?
No!
Were you on in this the whole time?
Are you actually a (bleep) makeup artist?
I, uh, well, yes.
You are?
Which makes me an actor.
Ohh! (laughing)
You're not mad?
No, I'm not.
Ohh...
You're insane! You're terrible.
You're a horrible human being.
Like why would you ever put somebody in this position?
You tried to put fricken glitter glue on my face
it's not even meant for my face.
I look like I've been finger painting
So I get to be famous, yeah!
Ehh! Oh my God.
I'm so excited
David Spade is like so old-school comedy.
I fricken love it
No you're still new school comedy
You're still great, you're still funny today.
You were funny back then too.
Shhh... don't tell him.