(upbeat whimsical music)
- Shoot! - Claire?
You okay?
- I dropped it.
Do you have another?
- It's called a tampon.
That was my last one.
- What am I gonna do?
- I'll find you something.
- Could you also find me a change of clothes too, please?
- I'm on it.
(kids chatting)
♪ We fly so high, we fly together ♪
♪ Fly together ♪
♪ We are a girl gang, like birds of a feather ♪
♪ Birds of a feather ♪
♪ We fly so high, we fly together ♪
♪ Fly together ♪
♪ We are a girl gang like birds of a feather ♪
♪ Birds of a feather ♪
(upbeat music)
- Come on, buddy.
You got this.
- I did it.
- Nice job.
- I think I'm already getting biceps.
- Your girl's gonna be impressed.
- Claire?
She doesn't even notice me.
Before break, we always texted,
but now she doesn't even answer me.
- Well, she is running for president.
She's busy, you know?
- That's why I made flyers,
but she hated the picture I used.
- Well, you got to tell her how you feel.
If she doesn't hear you, don't scream it from the rooftops.
It means she doesn't deserve you.
I gotta jet though, so I'll catch you later.
Nice work today.
- Where's your costume?
Remember it's wacky Wednesday.
- Oh no.
It must have slipped my mind.
At least you remembered.
- Are you okay?
- Do I look okay?
It's wacky Wednesday and none of the girls dressed up.
- Rhyme says be like rubber.
Let it bounce off of you.
- Is rubber strong?
- I guess.
- Nice threads.
Is this vintage?
- It was my mom's.
- It's rad.
- You wanna borrow it?
- Really?
Thanks, Bel.
- He knows my name?
- Occupied.
- How long are you gonna be?
I have to go.
And the other one's gross.
- Just go away.
Oh wait.
Actually do have a feminine?
- Do you need a pad?
- Yeah kinda or whatever.
- No prob.
Here.
- Thanks.
- Yeah. Now how long are you gonna be?
- A while, just get out.
- Wow.
Rude.
- It's me.
I found some clothes, but all I could find
was some napkins.
- Just the clothes please.
- Sorry.
I did the best I could.
There's a surprising amount of flannel
in the lost and found.
- The lost and found?
Ew.
- Beggars can't be choosers.
- I know.
Oh gosh.
These clothes smell funky.
- Hey.
Why are you dressed like that?
- I, I spilled coffee on my dress this morning.
- Look, I'm sorry.
Can we talk about something?
- Why are you sorry?
You didn't spill it.
- I mean about the flyers,
but I didn't want to say it like that.
- I told you it's fine.
I mean, I already made new ones.
- Yeah, but you haven't been answering my texts lately
and I just think--
- Look, I'm dealing with some personal stuff right now.
Let's talk later.
- Open your books to act three, scene two.
Who can tell me what's happening here?
- The fairy Robin Goodfellow put the love potion
on the wrong person.
So now both Demetrius and Lysander
think they love Helena and not Hermia.
And Helena thinks they're tricking her.
- Exactly.
Now let's read from the highlighted excerpts.
Leo, you're Demetrius, Walker, your Lysander and Harmony,
you can be Helena.
Let's take it from line 15.
- You advanced your cunning more and more.
- I had no judgment with her.
I swore.
- Nor none in my mind.
Now you give her over.
- Demetrius loves her and he loves not you.
- Oh, Helen, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine.
To what my love shall I compare thine eyne?
(kids chuckling)
- All righty.
Okay, all right.
- Can you not hate me, as I know you do
but must you join in souls to mock me too?
If you were men, as men were in show
you would not use a gentle lady so.
To vow and swear and super praise my parts
when I'm sure you hate me with your hearts.
(class clapping)
- That was great.
You know, Harmony, you should really consider signing up
for the drama club.
Yeah. All three of you would be terrific.
Here's a sign up sheet.
- Really?
Maybe.
- I'm totally in.
- Think about it.
The first meeting is today after school.
(light upbeat music)
- Since when are you a lumberjack?
- Since when were you a jerk?
Oh, right.
Always.
- You think just because you're running for president
no one else should?
- You have no interest in government.
- Do too.
- Do not.
- Do too. - Do not!
- Do too!
- Do not!
Just stay away from me.
- Same to you.
- Are you excited?
- For what?
- The Sharp Edges concert right after school, duh.
- Oh shoot.
I completely forgot about the concert.
And I signed up for the drama club.
The first meeting's tonight.
- You can't skip it?
I mean, I waited all night for these tickets.
- I can't skip.
You were the one who told me to find my backgammon.
- This is Sharp Edges, Harm.
They're big.
- I'm sorry, I can't go.
- Is Leo doing it too?
- Why does that matter?
- By my count, we're up 10 points in the polls.
That's a big lead, but it's not insurmountable.
- So we need to make it 20.
Come on Gus, that's your job.
- Sheesh, what's your problem?
- Please excuse my friend.
She's been like this since Bel got captain.
- Have not.
- Yeah, you totally have.
And we all get why,
but maybe you could just tone it down a notch.
- Can you guys chill out?
No one is picking Claire Fitzroy over me.
- Yeah, I mean we all know the election
is just a big glorified popularity contest,
and Eggie's the most popular boy in our grade.
He's like a total shoe-in.
- Well you're half right.
What the polls show is that Claire is deeply unpopular,
but they also don't show much support for you, Eggie.
- Meaning, what?
- Meaning that right now it is the lesser of two evils.
Kids don't like to know it all,
but they also don't want a popular kid
who they can't relate to.
- Seriously?
- Why can't they relate to me?
I'm super cool, super chill and super cute.
The whole package.
- I know all that, but we need to make you relatable.
That shouldn't be hard.
- Oh yeah.
Celebrities do it all the time.
We just have to stage something really embarrassing,
like you tripping down the stairs.
Everyone will feel totally bad.
Bam, pity votes.
- I don't want pity votes.
I want to win because I'm better.
So stop talking to me about Claire and get me some votes.
I'm gonna go find Walker.
- I'm gonna go retouch my lip gloss.
See you.
- You need to talk to him.
One slip up and he could lose this thing.
- I'll do my best.
- See you tonight.
My dad's making eggplant parm.
- Can't wait.
(phone dings)
- Oh my God.
You scared me.
- We don't have a lot of time.
- Time for what?
- Simone could walk in at any minute.
Here's the deal.
Me and Katie, we're in Power Surge now.
So you and Harmony are not our friends anymore.
- You can say that again.
- But we still want to win.
And the more you and Simone fight, the less we practice.
- Then tell Simone to lay off me.
- Have you met her?
Not gonna happen.
The only way this works is if you let her be captain.
- Why would I give her my spot?
- Because when she wins, she's gonna stop caring about you
and start caring about winning States.
I got to go, but think about it.
- Claire, we need to talk about something.
- I told you this, today really isn't a good day.
- If you're not gonna hear me,
then I can't scream it on, on the tree, I mean rooftops.
- Scream what?
- If you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore,
I don't want to be your boyfriend.
- You're breaking up with me?
- That's right, Claire.
We're done.
- But you're still gonna be my campaign manager, right?
No PK, I didn't mean that!
- Hey Quinn, what are you doing here?
- Hey!
Believe it or not,
I'm the new student advisor for drama club.
- Oh, that's amazing.
- I honestly don't know how I got the job,
but I'm glad you're here.
Okay. I guess we'll get started.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Quinn.
I'm so excited to see you all here today.
So we're yeah.
We're gonna kick off the first session
with a little icebreaker.
So let's start with Harmony and you and McCoy.
You're just gonna mirror each other's movements.
The key is eye contact.
- Should I start picking my nose?
- Stop. (laughs)
- All right, everyone else partner up.
- You want to be my partner?
- Oh, sure.
- Not very good at this.
This and this.
- Hey, how are you holding up?
- My stomach is sore.
I'm tired and to top it all off, PK broke up with me.
- I think I know something that can cheer you up.
Found these on the ground.
Nothing like some good rock music to help you
forget all your problems.
♪ We're all here ♪
♪ To live our lives ♪
- Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Too young to notice, tomorrow could hurt ♪
♪ Learn to live it up before we fade to gray ♪
♪ The whole world is out there ♪
♪ It's waiting for us ♪
♪ Baby I told you, there's no going back ♪
♪ So let's get lost, be good is gone and together oh ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the young and the reckless ♪
- [Harmony] Next week on Chicken Girls.
- Hey cub.
- Hi Margo, what's up?
- Wanna eat outside?
- Sure.
- Can you tell Leo McCoy you're not interested?
- We're just friends.
- I can't date you if you don't.
- If Harmony really is over him,
I don't see why he should be single.
- Find out, stat.