Do you like the color of my shirt?
Rhetorical question. Of course you do!
Is he on Mount Rushmore?
And Roosevelt was also a con - I want to say conversationist.
I.E. - Joining the Navy
E.G.... No, I.E.
Stan, you're gonna love this song.
Do you like it yet?
No, Stan. Not that kind of machine.
I actually looked in the right direction.
If you've ever had an infant, you may notice that they poop
... and barf ...
... #$*% airplanes
Points to what Arthur Schlessinger called
Schless... Schless... Schlessinger
"Lost Generation" of writers who lived in
that was a weird "of writers" that was like a
a George W. Bush teleprompter moment
I have to get something to drink.
To foster the seeds...
...#$*% - nugget.
Stan just said and I'm quoting him directly -
"Now who's J-Law?"
WHAT
An inventually - and inventually?
what the #&$*
That's a great hat.
I want this new refrigerator I made to go to a happy home!
To go to a wonderful british couple -
this isn't a funny joke.
How long is that happened, has that been the whole episode?
Which is the same problem that my aunt has with QVC
I mean, she doesn't even need...
I don't wanna, what is this joke?
Mr. Green! Mr. Green!
Strong with the force this episode is!
That was pretty bad. Right?
(maybe we just don't...) *laughter*
Brown vs. Board of Education came before the Surmpr -
dammit.
His congress also pasked the...
pasked?
Forms the -
what the $%*$ is up with the planes today?!
Is it $*%*# 'n plane day?!
Is it the #*$%'n airshow of Indianapolis?
They included Harry - the - the Hairy General
He was a hairy general.
But remember, that plasterer
Rememberer.
Seattle became a shipping and aircraft manufacturing -
*phone buzz* - crap.
Let's wait for the plane.
What did McKinley ever do?
You can't teach US History if you don't know
that US History culminates in Jennifer Lawrence!
...are you asking "who's Jennifer Lawrence?"
Whoa! Crash Course is made with all the -
Agh! Ahh I didn't even co -
It was a failure after all that.
Now I'm committed to doing it though.
Crash course is...
I don't even remember the lines now.
That was not elegant.
Hold on! I'm gonna do it elegantly.
The problem - at least according to most economints -
Would - eco... econdoments?
There's just a helicopter hovering over us.
Do you wanna stop?
North and South Vietnama -
Vietnamom? Why do I want to say that?
No president could have dealt with it effectively.
Not Carter,
I... I forgot Gerald Ford's name.
Oh, it's time for the Mystery Document?
The rules here are simple.
Too confident.
They weren't wo - warriors?
They seemed terribly pathetic to me.
They weren't warriors....
...I can't say it!
I want to say worriers!
I'm a worrier, not a warrior!
This is last week's Mystery Document.
What? I don't...
What's the problem?
I'm just preparing to open the Mystery Document, Stan.
*explosion*
And even though they weren't warriors...
And even though they weren't worriers,
...how do you say it?
#*$% - McMuffin!
Oh man, that is some good writing -
by war correspondent Ernie Pyle!
BOOP!
That was a weird noise.
I'm gonna try that again without that noise.
But this was kind of overtly unconstitutional.
- can I say that?
Liberal bias!
Through litery tests... litery
That what the the the Jane house, the Hull house. Right.
I know that. I've been there.
To be clear, I didn't mean to sound like a #*$% there!
And if that doesn't sound like an empire to you, allow me to draw your attention to...
Nope.
I'm just kidding! One of my best friends is a defense attorney.
Well, I. You know what. If I was falsely accused...
of... a crime... such as speeding...
or... I'm not gonna say any of my other crimes on tape.
Crash course is produced and directed by Stan Muller
Our script supervisor is Meredith Danko
the show is produced by... eh #*$% it.
Last week's... oh, right.
There are no phrase of the weeks anymore.
It has a slight angle so it's always turning this way.
Every week there's a new caption for the libertage if you want...
I'm trying it again.