Anthony: Hey, Jaden!
Isaac. Thanks for coming out.
You happy to be here? Isaac: Yeah.
Anthony: So I was just asked to sit down for a job interview, to see if i'm worthy of a job, as a writer
on a television show.
(Phone) This is Sabrina from *bleep*
I came across your résumé.
And I think you would be
a great candidate for us.
Anthony: I wanted a fresh perspective,
which is why I am speaking to
you. Jaden: (mumbling) What a loser.
*Music*
Anthony: I'm really excited, and a little nervous right now.
(clap) Jaden: Kay.
Anthony: Have you ever been nervous? Isaac: Yeah. Anthony: Why?
(awkward silence)
Isaac: Heh.
Jaden: (whimpering)
Anthony: Have you ever had a job before?
Isaac: A News boy. Anthony: News boy? Isaac: Maybe a News boy.
Jaden: Fist fighter. (smack sound effect)
(confused) Anthony: What's the first thing I should do to
greet this person? Should I give them a hug? Kiss them? Pat them on the back?
Jaden: (singing whilst dancing)
(Jaden singing in background)
Anthony: (Dancing whilst walking)
(presses elevator button)
(squeak)
Anthony: What's the most impressive thing someone can wear? Isaac: Maybe a Fedora.
Jaden: Unitard? (awkward silence) Anthony: M'kay.
(opens door and starts dancing)
(dancing)
Anthony: What's impressive about a Unitard? Jaden: Well your suit, will be... Something. Anthony: ...True.
(Squeak)
Hello! Hey! Sabrina: Hello, hi. Anthony: Sabrina, right? Sabrina: Yes, Sabrina.
Anthony: (cough) M'lady.
(both laugh) Sabrina: That's very cute.
Anthony: What is the first thing, I should say to the interviewer. To show that I'm happy,
and I'm honest? Jaden: (distorted) Uhhhh, smile a lot. (back to normal) No fake smile. You're fake smiling!
Anthony: No i'm not! It's real! Jaden: No, it isn't! Anthony: Yes it is, look!
(Smack sound effects)
(MineCraft death screen sound effect)
Sabrina: Well tell me about your writing history. Anthony: Uhh, heh,
hehhehehe.
Anthony: What kind of small talk would you start with someone? Isaac: I would say...
do you like Dinosaurs? Do you like Star Wars? Do you have a ps4? Anthony: ...Kay.
Anthony: Do you like Dinosaurs?
Do you like Star Wars?
(mumbling) Do you have a- do you have a, do you have a ps4?
Sabrina: Ah, no. I'm- I'm an adult.
Anthony: Do you think being honest is important at a job interview?
Jaden: Don't tell them everything about you, like when you were birth, when you took a
poop last night, when you shave cuz no one wants to hear about that.
Sabrina: Tell me little bit about yourself. Anthony: I'm not gonna tell you about my birth, when I pooped last night,
or when I shave, cuz no one wants to hear about that.
Anthony: What if I come in and I really have to fart? Should I tell them that?
Jaden: (triggered) Anthony: Should I be honest? A- I- because you said honestly-
Jaden: (real triggered) I JUST TOLD YOU TO LIE!
WHY ARE YOU GONNA TELL THE TRUTH!?
AND I SAID- Anthony: (whimpers) Jaden: (still mad) DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT
THE TIME YOU WENT POOP LAST NIGHT!
Anthony: What if I were to- uhh fib a little bit? And make up a story about, being really good at something.
Isaac: I would say um, I've been with the Navy,
and i've been- i've been working with them. For like 2 years.
Anthony: I've been with the Navy, and i've been working with them, for like 2 years.
Sabrina: Th- The Navy? Anthony: Mmh. Sabrina: For 2 years? Anthony: Yeah, boats n; stuff.
Jaden: Do you have a wife? Anthony: No.
Jaden: Then tell them you're single. Anthony: ;(
Anthony: I'm single
Sabrina: *Awkwardly* M'kay...
Anthony: What is the first thing I should say to the interviewer,
to show that I'm a happy and honest person? Isaac: Hey, do you want to hear a joke?
What did the stoplight say to the other light?
Anthony: ...
Isaac: Don't look at me, I'm changing..
Anthony: AhaHA!
Anthony: Do you want to hear a joke?
Sabrina: Uhh- Anthony: What did one stoplight say to the other?
Sabrina: I don't know wha- Anthony: Don't look at me! I'm changing!
Sabrina: Ohh.. that's so creepy.
When they ask for my résumé, can you.. show me what I should show them?
Anthony: All right, lets see it. So I should show them.
Sabrina: I don't even think I can read this.
What does that say? Anthony: Acting career. Sabrina: Acting career. Stam- Stam business?
Anthony: I have a Stamp business. Sabrina: Gum class? What is?
I don't even want to know about that one.
Anthony: What should I tell them when they ask what my strengths are? Jaden: Your strengths are..
lemme see your muscle.
(mating call )
My dad has a fatter one than you.
Anthony: (disappointment)
Isaac: Maybe like- you could be like, oh i've been going to the Gym a lot. Every now and then.
Maybe like, pick something up.
Sabrina: Okay. Woah! Woah! Sto-
Anthony: When it feels like the interview is over,
how should leave?
Jaden: I'm gonna go, but i've got something to show you first! (dancing whilst music plays)
Isaac: When you leave you can do this. (dancing whilst music plays)
Bye.
Anthony: Jeez this is heavier than it looks.
You see what i'm saying?
(dances) Byeee.
Anthony: Okay, okay.
Was the outfit too much? Was it the outfit? Guy: No! Anthony: That was stupid, that was stupid.
Guy: No, no! Dude it's a great outfit!
(Despacito 2)
(Slap)