Two of my Parks and Rec classmates are here today,
and so we are going to play a game that
honors the spirit of the show.
I'm going to read a law that really exists
from somewhere around the US, but a word
is going to be missing.
So we each have to guess what we think
the missing word is, and it's a game that we're calling
"Literally Local Laws."
All right.
Let's see the first one, all right?
And these are real laws.
Real laws.
Really exist.
Here's the first one.
We got to figure out what the missing word is.
It is illegal to bring your blank into a barbershop
in Juneau, Alaska.
Polar bear?
One word.
[BLEEP]
You're-- wait-- wait-- Catherine what is your guess, Catherine?
[BLEEP]
I, honestly, I decided not to, but my first instinct
was to say [BLEEP].
Wait, Adam, are you implying that no man
would have [BLEEP] there?
I'm not going to-- and you know what?
how about, I'm going to go with that answer.
I thought polar bear was a lame answer,
but boy, you guys have put the pressure on me.
All right, let s what it is.
What is the-- flamingo.
All right, here's the next one.
This is from my home state, so I should know this.
It is illegal to get a blank drunk in Ohio.
Hm, Uber driver.
That's good.
That's a law that we can live with.
Child.
That was my first instinct, but I think child is too general.
I think that the citizens of Ohio
need a little more direction, than just child.
So I'm going to go with eight-year-old.
OK, what is the actual answer?
It is illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio.
Again, I think all these laws make a lot of sense.
Well, as I'm looking back at it, now I
know why my uncle Owen did eight years in the pen.
OK, here's the next one.
It is actual law.
It is considered an offense to throw blank blank on a Rhode
Island trolley.
To throw pottery?
Isn't that, when you're making a pot, isn't it called throwing?
It is, 100%.
You think there's some Demi Moore ghost pottery
stuff going on?
That's exactly what I think.
On the trolley?
That's what people are attempting to do
on trolleys in Rhode Island.
There's two words.
Catherine?
Reese's Pieces.
It is illegal to throw Reese's Pieces on a Rhode Island
trolley.
OK, I'm going to go with--
ET wrote this law.
Now, I-- this may have too many words in it,
but I'm going with it is illegal to throw your back out
on a Rhode Island trolley.
And the actual law is what?
It is illegal to throw pickle juice.
I mean, you can't you can't make it up.
As it should be.
OK, we're going to do one last one.
Blank is an acceptable form of currency in Pawnee, Indiana.
We should know this, the three of us.
I know.
I'm going to say Chicklettes.
Adam.
That's possible.
I'm going to say raccoons.
Oh, that's really good.
And the answer is Buffalo.
I thought the Buffalo had been exterminated in Pawnee,
but you never know.
Anyway, everybody, that is how you play our game,
"Literally Local Laws."
Thanks you guys, you crushed it.
Thanks.
And we'll be right back.