wow
ah my goodness
check the key
oh man it's been so boring these last few days
yeah
hey who's at the doorstep whoa shut up hi i'm back again what's going on gamers how are you why are
you here those are two different questions that i don't have the answers to what do you
want aren't we best friends aren't we supposed to hang out yeah i'm cool playing cutie ball with my
why is there a giant talking banana oh don't don't question it okay maniac what he wants look guys i
my taxi it's failing you guys were my only customers and now now i need more people
i mean we've got we got 14 of them right here i don't want cuties copies i need money
fine here's 25 you know what how about this guys how about i take you somewhere and you guys can
pay me 50 bucks no i don't want to go somewhere you want to go somewhere i want to go somewhere
see that's the spirit it's so boring without bond with you i don't i don't know who that is
oh um i don't know that's usually where you guys decide where you want to go or something hey
clarence you know something i we've been we've been little little friends little frenzies for
like 50 years and i've never met your parents i don't have parents what the [ __ ] how are you
how are you alive [ __ ] you might be right what do you call them like your nan in power
or something yeah what the [ __ ] i am a single celled organism i don't what yeah yeah
might have i might have smoked one of the copies of cuties or 10 gotta have some
parents my parents are very old and they're like 85 000 years old where are your parents
hey uh clarence uh the phone's ringing go pick it up okay
hey are you with your friend i can hear your friends with you shut the [ __ ] up
you're all look at you i can smell your oldness god what are you doing
i can't believe i have a mom
but i guess she has my number so
what what do you mean you don't remember having a mom i've been here since 1841. i don't understand
what you're talking about you must be delirious oh i saw her mom she sounds like a muppet
when people made fun of other people they were hung in front of the town of hogs
what they said was not doing that they're telling us useless stories what do you want
what do you want hey i just wanted to say hi to my little honey bunny we haven't talked in 50 years
i want to go home what do you mean you already home i'm pretty sure
that's not how phones work
let's just go to her house
shut up guys don't leave me here please don't worry you got the you got the cutest here
oh yeah i do got the cutest hair okay bye this can be a great time for me to drive you
guys there because that's my job yeah it is gonna find since you guys are my best friend
i'll i'll decrease the price by 20. if you don't know your parents how do you know where they look
i don't know you know what let's just go to one two obama prism sex
that sounds like a great place to go
where the [ __ ] are you get out of here
okay let's go
what is that noise i keep hearing it sounds like snoring just just ignore
him he does that sometimes all right stop the car we should see what that is
all right really quick let me just open this door
oh god what is that
i might have had to use my gun why the hell are you in the back
of the city maniac's truck i'm doing some some
i'm pretty sure he's melting into the car god damn it there's the liquid everywhere
i look so sh [ __ ] myself can i feed this chain okay fine we'll let you be in the trunk
there's no no wait there's there's [ __ ] going down my back
it's really cool okay bye
that was really funny i hate that guy let's go back to my parents house
i want to go to 69 obama street again let's go
hey look we're at clarence's house the mom should be there at the front step let's go meet him yeah
where the hell is the doorbell oh in my household in my household we ring the doorbell like this
that's a gun holy [ __ ] i knew it was you by the gunshot how are you oh my god oh
god what what what you you look disgusted why i'm dying inside mom what are you oh honey uh yeah
oh my god there's another one and he's grown so good good look goodly
i know the guy who did 9 11. oh that's pretty awesome that was me yeah
okay okay honey um so how are you i i actually baked some cake for you and your friends
i don't want anything that you made shut up shut up you disgusting attempt you stupid
okay um uh let me go give out the let me go get out the
cake hey don't even put ass hairs in it and that's what makes cakes good
yeah we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here what the hell i think they already locked the door
i don't remember meeting these people
well go ahead and dig it well before we dig in we have to say our prayers i don't pray
okay i'll leave her i'll leave prayer okay in the name of the father and the son oh my god um maybe
thank god for my amazing youtube channel which has about a million subs i also want to thank zao for
being purple i also want to thank my content don't get rusty anymore okay we can eat now
you know i don't even know why i'm still here i could just leave you know what i'm just gonna
you can't leave like literally you can't leave we locked all the doors we
deadbolted it and there's no way well little do you know i have a little friend in my backseat
who's gonna help and all i have to do is call him though can i he's photos i don't care
was that the dude in the back of your truck that was like sleeping on his body pillow
i
i'm calling
i knew this guy who was trying to set the world record on staying on a ferris wheel
and he did not pick up nope he did not okay yeah he's probably still asleep
yeah well little do you know i also have another backup plan yeah i'm not i don't
know what that is right now and i will figure it out later but just just you wait okay well i am
gonna let you stay at our house for a couple of hours because you guys are actually freaking out
i mean i mean you guys are just so wonderful and i'm happy that you're friends with us
you got some ziggy's mom no you should not be smoking
no i'm not no [ __ ] but i love cigarettes no i'm i mean blob
sure you're probably not legal enough to have
it but here we go all right i'm gonna i'm gonna smoke it
i i forgot i had the chronovirus you guys shouldn't be smoking man what if they put
something in it or something these guys are weird i think they dragged you guys
you guys are the gimbal gurus these guys are random people i don't even think they're
clarence's parents it is kind of weird that we know everything about you and what your names are
i knew it i knew it i i'm a skeptic i'm also a believer of flat earth okay whatever back up plan
engage expose you guys for who you really are if you guys can look at the bottom left corner of the
screen this whole time there was actually a thing saying they're not real which hints that they are
not actually the real parents of clearance which then in theory means that these people
are imposters like humongous hey hey taxi driver i got something to say what you're a poopy head
no mom you can't do this
you guys gotta defeat them yeah oh acid man no no let me hold on let's this is going to be a
fair fight let me go get my rpg wait what that doesn't sound like a very fair fat ma
okay also guys my my body pillow it's broken oh what the [ __ ] is happening in here my
mom's about to fight everyone here oh okay well i okay all right well um
there we go okay uh i got i got it ready that's a stupid looking stick shut the hell up about
my rocket launcher you poopy head i'm gonna use my gun on you mom yeah you're gonna use
a gun against a rocket launcher yeah that doesn't exactly seem like uh something that would work but
this is stupid this is [ __ ] dumb let's get the hell back to our 80 million dollar house yeah
i'm going to kill more people get by guys what who's going to drive us back
ask me i actually have a driver license and i heard you need someone to drive
you i'm the same guy before i still need friends please hello there young children
i am back again with a newsletter may i interest you in learning about this knowledge young milkman
uh you can if you drive us home but i will you see i was born in the 1960s
i think i think i could interest you in hearing about the great war i hate old people well
everyone i'm gonna have to ask you to get in the car and i can tell you about the lord and savior
i totally trust you and your wife man let's go yeah let's let's go i wanted to be my friend
you