*Dream Daddy intro plays while Daddy Mac poses*
*girl, you good?*
DR-
-EEEEAAAMM DADDYYYY
Lets FUCKING do this
K we're back! Today we are doing another gaming video because I'm filming both of them on the same day because I'm busy for the next TWO WEEKS! (booked and busy)
Today Is a day we have all been craving, dreaming of over and over again
No pun intended
Today is the day, many of you desired, deprired, and reeeeeelired
I made up those words
We are playing the one and only
Dreheeheaaaaamm
D-d-d-d-ad-d-d-dyyy
yeyeeeeyeeee
yeyeyeyeyeyeeeeee
*mac stares at the camera while oliver questions why he has such a crackheaded ass roommate*
I burned my finger today and now I'm just icing it
Last time I played this game, I was about 30 pounds lighter, and it was two years ago apparently?
Originally was a one and done.
But you guys have requested me to do this sO many gOddAmn times
That I decided why the hell not, you know?
Let's recap on what happened before
Is this my child???
[BUILD THAT DAD]
okAy [mMH]
GreAt. AaAaaA!! No, no, no, no [Game Audio]: DEAD MEN SINK NO PUTTS.
I got an S
*mac sighs in gay*
wHaT tHe HeLl Is An S?
k, great- SPEAKING OF REPEATING THINGS
NOW ITS TIME TO REPEAT SOME MORE THINGS!1!
helLO. This video is oOf oh my god
This video is sponsored by HoNeY (fortheumpteenthgoddamntime). I just came back from the gym my arms hurt so much (that's why you don't go to the gym)
I workout now guys. I'll tell you that I work out. I know it don't look like it
I'm sorry, but I am trying, you know at the same time McDonald's is great
This is the fifth (nope) time I'm saying this but I'm still gonna act like it's brand-new.
What's honey, you ask? you *friend* *buddy* where the *flip* you been
Now IMAGINE you're in a world where you are online shopping
and you're about to check out when SUDDENLY out of nowhere the price of your cart just instantly
*finally* drops out of *hecking* nowhere you *friend* *buddy*
Sorry for the cuss words
That's honey. That's what they do. Honey is a free browser extension that saves you money when you shop online
It magically searches the internet for coupons and discount codes and automatically applies them to your cart WhEn YoU cHeCk OuT!!
I'm SO TIRED
Time and time again, I've told you about all of my savings from Morphe all the way to ASOS
So as you guys know
I've been trying to furnish this entire apartment by myself because my roommates broke and Honey has been helping me a lot with that
Recently, Honey saved me about 20 bucks when I bought a love sack. The gigantic beanbag chairs that people like take pictures on their Instagram
They ain't cheap, but Honey made it slightly less expensive
HAH HAH!
They also want me to tell you that the average Honey user saves about one hundred and twenty-six dollars a year
Which is like 126...
[Mac trying his best]
Things from the 99-cent store (so close)
252 cup of noodles. An entire flight from Los Angeles to San Francisco cause who the hell is gonna drive six hours, bitch?
like who got that time?? Who got that mOneyYyY??
It only takes two clicks to install in your computer, just go to joinhoney.com/mac
Click and click and bOOm, mONEyy
Also, this is a kind of cool fact: with the amount of people that have download Honey using joinhoney.com/mac
You guys have saved about two hundred and thirty nine thOusand,
six hundred and seventy three and thirty one cents, bITch
can I have some of that????
There's basically no excuse not to download Honey
Go to joinhoney.com/mac and just save your like- save your BANK ACCOUNT GODDAMN
you know take care of it show that you love it
Thanks again Honey for the sponsor and now let's go back to *sigh*
me just drowning in some dad bu$$y
*isn't that all your videos, mac?*
*registered mac silence™*
(mac is about to start yelling. just preparing y'all for that enjoy the video uwu)
HEEYEYEYEYEYE
You know, let's just do this. Lets just get into some daddy dick
I have no other lead in. It's a game a play before. A lot of dads in it. A lot of possibilities.
Here we fucking go
I'm gonna get a man. Gonna get a dad. Dad tip number 78: Try not to make-[Welcome] up. Nevermind.
[You've got dads!]
*Pinging* Woah, oop!
*Mac confused with this new attention he is getting*
*mac stares into the void of possible dad bussy*
What dis?
Got new shit. Been two years. might as well, right?
Here we go
Dating some dads.
Dating them dads, dating these dads, dating the dads.
We're gonna date some dads. We're gonna date that dad. We're gonna date that dad
*Scats*
I like forgot how this game works. just click a lot and things happen. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!
What's this? Hey, are you up to anything tonight?
*mac is slutty shook*
*mac and oliver give eachother the "b!TCHHH" stare*
*Oliver being quiet as always*
Why no, Hugo or Damien cuz I forgot which one you are
I'm doing nothiiiing. Hugo and I were planning to go to the Art Walk downtown
We're wondering if you would care to accompany us
A double daddy!
TWO
(Unintelligible)
Can we go on a date with TwO dAdS?!
We love a threesome!
OMG a daddy threesome!
UGH! Pornhub wishes honestly. Do you want to go see some art or not? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Lets date and then it's let's then lets f*ck. Lets f*ck, and then lets date
Lets date first, then we'll f*ck. We'll f*ck in the art.
*mac realizes he's getting demonetized*
Maybe I shouldn't have filmed this video.
Anita? WooOOoooOOO! Wait! Who will it be?
I turn around and I see *gay excitement*
*EXTRA GAY EXCITEMENT*
THREE DADS!!!!
Closeted daddy with children. A closet daddy. Oh, look at that. Oh, look at all of it.
There I am. There's Anita Daddy.
This better not be no f*cking hangout, bitch
I want, oh fuck. I look and spot Hugo and Damien, who seem to have just arrived at the gallery.
Oh ho HO
Here we go, bitch
Good eve, good eve, good eve, to you two, baby!!!!
Talk art with Hugo and Damien, or get cheese and tiny wine with Joseph.
*our good sis mac hit the gay jackpot y'all*
I have to chOOSE which Daddy to pursue!
We'll go for Clean-Cut Daddy or Double Penetration Daddy?
Ok, wait. I shouldn't say that.
We're gonna go for Clean-Cut Daddy or DP Daddy
just so the kids that don't know what that means *yeah right* *Oliver dying of Daddyness*
I say we go for Clean-Cut Daddy. (good choice Mac)
Lets be a homewrecker. We should be a homewrecker.
I already ate dinner, but I will always have room for cheese.
UMPH (Thirsty mumbling) I have room for your cheese.
Road cheese? Road cheese.
I'll give you my cheese on the roa- Ok, I'm done
The best kind.
*MAC GETTIN DAT DADDY DICK PERIODT*
*I N T E N S E G A Y T H I R S T*
I can feel you judging me.
I just want to, like, impress a dad. I just want to impress a dad. Let me impress a dad
Now, we're back in the cul-de-sac together. Together!
Tiny wine and tiny cheese sloshing around in my- awe damnit
Not a bottoming night
Is that it?! I didn't- [DREEEEAAAA-]
Nothing happened!
I just wasted my time, hunny!
K, so, we're over at Damien's house now because we got a box that was supposed to be for Damien, but it's now to me.
I think it's time to fuck. That's just my mind. I don't know. I don't understand this game. I'm trying.
Mr. Daddy
That's Me!!!
I forgot my last name was daddy!!!
*Sharp gay inhale*
Fuck yesssszszzszz
I handed him the box and he got horny bitch! You saw the fucking eggplant!
Now we're doing shit. Now things are happening. When you manifest, you get a lot of eggplants and liquid.
He invited me inside of his house. "Oh, wow. That's really something, Damien"
just like yo Diiiiccccckkkk *horny as all fuck*
*mac dances for damian's daddy dick*
*that crack mac took before the session must really be kicking in now, huh?*
I got eggplants, bitch. I'm just excited
Was that it? Was that it? That was it. That was it.
I swear to god, that was it. Wasn't that it? That was all it.
[Welcome! You've got dad's!]
My FUCKING god
I JUST WANT A DAD TO L O V E ME *gay despair*
You know, I just want to be loved and let's do Hugo we're gonna date Hugo
Hugo is gonna get all my attention on my love. What are your turn-ons?
muscles
*mac realizes he might not be able to fill hugo's requirements, even though he is beautiful and deserves all of hugo's love regardless*
Daddyyyy!!! we're gonna date a dad finallyyy!! fucking tired of this goddamn foreplay. "Hey Hugo great seeing you at the barbecue wanna hang out sometime?"
"Our class is going on a trip to the aquarium today and one of our chaperones called in sick." Oh, no
Taking a date on a Fucking
Field trip with other kids. can we just go to fucking red lobster for once like why why are these dad's gonna be dads?
I can't we just like not be a dad for a second just like have sex
*yeah, he isn't getting monetized on this one, chief.*
Okay, so we're going on a field trip *wheeze*
"I'm so glad you're here." great
I'm not oh
Yeah
Damn it. So we're touching fish. Now this how dad's date like this how like older men date.
If so, I better be married by 24. Okay first seahorse giving birth. I don't give a shit
I just want to date. I want you to love me. I just want you to love me
Oh my god, I just did in the penguin enclosure. Oh, no, leave her leave the bit natural selection
What are you you got some badass kids doing badass shit. What are you doing? Maybe I shouldn't date Hugo
We got kids stealing crowds and jumping into penguin exhibits. I don't know
So now I'm trying to save a girl from a penguin exhibit that she snuck into though Hugo doesn't get him deep shit
I swear to god this man does not make out with me after I save his goddamn ass and his goddamn job
I'm going to sue him for
Emotional distress man better. Show me at least one f*cking ball
just one!
just one nippl- i just need a nipple. just give me like a nipple
bLoCk ThAt BiRd!
My god
oop- *mac wheeze*
Fucking bird squawks bird by bird get away get away. Get away. Get away. Get away get away
Get away get away. Nearly slapping Birds. This is what we do on dates to miscarry. I'm like abusing animals
Nobody called me get away get away. Get away. Get away. Get away get away
Get away more penguins escaped Oh, we'd be clear to go pulls me aside. Here we go
Oh, yeah, I mean taking out next time make it up to you.
We got a second datteeeee
woowoowoowoowoOWOOWOOOOWOWOWOOWOWOW-
Stop judging me aside to find out did we not care? Wait a minute. I just saved this man's job
Right and that is lost like 20 bucks. I don't even get one nipple at one touch
Not one, correct at one little you know, not one goddamn man go into another damn
You've got bad that's gonna date with you Damien. How do you do?
That's not going to date with you Damien. I'm not crazy. What are your turn-ons a sub six-minute mile?
I hate this I hate this so much Oh Robert. What are your turn-on? Don't talk to me. This is my type of man
Really enjoyed the night. I spend with Robert but he and dodging me ever since oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, yeah, I had sex with Robert
I remember that I hope you guys did it in the first one. I went back and actually did it. Do I regret it?
No, I'm gonna mess me over. Hopefully not that's just Robert gonna get a message back now. I'm in a kitchen eating a pie
This is a great video. This is a great cart - I'm so happy for my decision
Let's go dad hurry up Oh bitch. She needs it
Daddy says the next day what that is. There was no say kicking me. Anything is a strong word. Are you serious?
I hate this game. I just got hit it and quit it. I've got cheated in booty knee again, bitch again
Gotta see gotta see for
You're never satisfied. No dad's satisfied. I think that's the moral of this game daddies aren't satisfied
I think it's time to date Craig. You know what our last date of the game
I just see if Amanda wants to join me. Oh my god. I can t not date these dads without these
Yeah, I'm gonna buy you new places when you're a senior in high school. Like bitch. You hate me buy this boy
Hey, you buy that's a softball game Craig invited me to a softball gang and I'm just taking you because I'm a little bitch
We're going on a date with Craig
With my daughter to see his kids play softball. Oh
That's exactly how I feel there, there you go
Okay
Why is a man that's still on the skies Craig? What is happening? What is this game? I'm so impatient
Like I just want a make-out sessions. I just want some love one man to do one Daddy titty man to cut the softball
I haven't kinda balls yet either so congrats, I guess proud of my daughter there. He is there he goes there he goes now
It's time it's time to do the shit walk over to the dugout to congratulate Craig. We're gonna congratulate Craig and then we're gonna congratulate c r a i g
They go here. They are here the kids. This is the date. We are having right now
So now me and Craig on a date had a pizza parlor with his entire softball team and my daughter
Oh my god noooo
Hey back, okay. Thank God me and Craig and a baby the baby will remember shit. I don't go I'm still doing everything
And s for sex I don't know what that letter means, what do you learn today kids eating dads is difficult
I just saved your job and you didn't even give me a kiss. Like what is this? Like what happened?
Moral of the story if somebody comes chaperones with you on a field trip that you orchestrated
For your class and saves your ass the least you can do is show one motherfkn
nipple
Single like like a tip a tip of the nipple wear like a thin shirt so the nipples like pop out
you know what I mean like it was like show like the outline of the fkn nipple just like a nipple
Comment down below. What is your favorite kind of daddy?
Honestly, what's your favorite kind of dad my favorite kind of daddy as the dad? That won't make me do shit
But still will love me and give me money
Wow, this is the part where the ending music sways this is the part where the ending music play
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Music plays this is the part bitch where the ending music plays