SameMeaninglessGlitchyIntro
Bowser: *laughs*
SMG4: Oh, sh*t.
Mario: Princess!
Mario: Bye, bye! (Wut?)
Bowser: *roars*
Bowser: *laughs*
SMG4: Mario! Oh, come on already!
Mario: No...
Mario: I'm-a tired...
*Clowncopter noise*
*jump noise* SMG4: Ah, crap!
SMG4: God damn it, Mario!
Mario: Wee...
(SMG4 screams like a biotch
Mario: Wee...
SMG4: *moans*
SMG4: *screams* Oh, f***! Oh, God!
Mario: Woah! That's-a so nice!
???: *menacing laugh*(oh shit)
(Holy Shito its SMG3!!)
SMG4: I DON'T CARE!
Get a hobby man
Mario: WHOA!
NOOOOOO!
Bowser: *crying*
YEAS! YEAS!
Get out of here.(asshole)
YEAH BOIIIIII!
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
What the hell she say?
NAAOOOOO!
Ow, f***! Oh god!
(because you suck and as always, you steal the princess)
♪Fuck the police, coming straight from the underground♪
Back when SMG3 was rich and had a tower like bowser's from SM3DW
(Gibberish)
(Spoopy)
*The evilist of laughs*
Smg3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Whoa! Mama mia!
GET THAT MUTHAFUCKA!
SMG4: Well what we'll do - We'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick.
Uh...feels like a pretty good plan. We should be able to pull it off this time
Um, what do you think? Can you give me a number crunch-
Mario: Alright! Thumbs up?
Let's do this!
LEEEROOOOOOOYYYY JEEEENKIIIIINS!
WHOAAA!
What the hell was that?
GODDAMNIT MARIO!
Uh-oh... That wasn't as fast as last time...
Let's try again, OK?
YOLOOOOO!
SUPRISE MOTHERF*CKER
Michael Bay would be proud :D
(Slowly) Mama F**er!!!
OW!
LET'S GO, YOU RETARD! BRING IT ON, YA LITTLE WANK!
SMG3 Painting: Lolololololol
*TRIGGERED*
OH FUCK!
Dafauq?
(yay)
YOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
*Flawless Stealth*
*Flawless Stealth* SMG3 Painting: Dafuq?
*Flawless Stealth*
Hmmmmmmm....
Uh-oh!
Wow they are arguing... GG
Mama miaaaahhh!
Pid Piranha: *Dark Side laugh*
Oh, come on already!
Pid Piranha: *Dark Side laugh again*
Mario: Mama mia!
Door #2
Mario: Yippee! Let's-a go!
SMG4: NO!
Whoa!
Mama f**er!!!
Wario & Waluigi: *Waas*
Wario: Nya-nyanyanya-nya!
I won! I won! Have a rotten day!
Wario: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Waluigi: *Tattletale Waas*
OOOoooohhh...
SPAGHETTI!
Wheeeee Get the fuck outta here!
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
(Music Intensifies)
(oh.....shit)
Mario: HOLY SHIT!
SMG4: NOOOOOO!
SMG4: NOOOOOO! Mario: Hohoo! Okey Dokey!
Let's do this!
Mario: YOLOOOOOOOO
Mario: YOLOOOOOOOO SMG4: OH WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Mario: YOLOOOOOOOO
(welp, you failed)
*slam*
INCOMING!
NOOOOOOOOO!
AHHHHHH!
*humming*
*BAP*
Hoho! Hello!
*crickets*
Do you have any "4"s?
I'm-a guess I'm-a go fishing!
WAH! Who's that?
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
*motor starting up*
SMG4: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
Pete: Helloooo!
¡Ándale, ándale! Yeehaw, yeehaw!
♪They call me Cuban Pete♪
♪I'm the king of the Rumba beat♪
♪I'm the king of the Rumba beat♪ Mario: Ohohoho!
♪When I play the maracas I go♪ Mario: Ohohoho!
♪Chic-chicky-boom♪ ♪Chic-chicky-boom♪
SMG4: WAAAAAAAAAAAA
♪Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete♪ SMG4: WAAAAAAAAAAAA
♪I'm the craze of my native street♪
♪When I start to dance everything goes♪
♪Chic-chicky-boom♪ ♪Chic-chicky-boom♪
*BOOM*
*screaming*
Mario: AAAAA! NO!
Pete: Bye!
(rest in peace)
SMG4: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!
RAAAAAAAAA
WHOA!
AW HELL NO!
Mario: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO SMG4: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!
*ded*
Mario: MAMAF*CKER!
You just got pwned, FTW!
♪Now you're dead! You're dead, cuz we killed you!♪
AHAHOW!
Mario: ♪It's raining Bowsers?♪
♪HALLELUJAH!♪
SHIT!
Self-destruct sequence now activated.
Uh, BYE!
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!
Mario: Oh yeah!
*Hotline Bling plays*
*Hotline Bling plays* AUGH! JESUS CHRIST! AW FUCK!
*Hotline Bling plays* *Ambulance Sirens*
Mario: Yeah! Hahaha!
SMG3: ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH
(Subtitles made by Sonicfangirl14 and The Blue Pixeling and me :D)