- 2020 goals.
2021... suggestions?
Get some stamps in this passport.
Get stamps, like go at the post office and get stamps.
(sighs) This year, I'm gonna make so much money,
never gonna run out.
This year I'm gonna get so much toilet paper,
never gonna run out.
This is the year, finally gonna do that marathon.
Netflix marathon: The Crown, Queen's Gambit...
all those shows I've been putting off.
This year I'm gonna up my fashion game,
no more yoga pants every day.
Wear pants.
I'm gonna make my health a priority,
only clean eating for me.
Okay, care to eat one green thing a day,
a week,
a month.
This year I'm gonna create some boundaries,
I'm not gonna let people invade my space.
I can't wait to hug people,
like friends, strangers anybody just hug.
Spend more time connecting with family.
You know, I feel like we're just ships passing in the night.
Spend more time alone.
Be cool not to see you guys for just a little bit,
that'd be nice.
I'm wanna slow down, not over-schedule,
really take it all in.
I'm accepting every invite to everything,
your cousins, brothers, uncles, weird barbecue, in.
You know what?
Gonna cut down on the drinking.
I'm gonna cut back on drinking, to every other night.
I'm gonna start each day writing in my gratitude journal.
Maybe I shouldn't start each day by doom scrolling.
No doom scroll.
I'm really gonna focus on a small circle of friends.
I'll talk to anybody at this point.
I'll make all new friends.
I mean a--
just one or just one, right?
One is fine too.
I'm gonna save on gas,
I'm gonna start walking and biking more.
I'm gonna get comfortable behind the wheel again.
Just gonna figure it out, nope,
don't have anywhere to go,
but I could like, I could drive around the block,
I could, I could go to the store, I could come back,
I've done that, I could do that.
I could do that, get take out, I'm gonna get crazy.
I mean, I could go,
I could go to the Target on the other side of town.
Huh! I can do it.
You know, in 2020 one of my goals
was to spend more quality time with my family,
check, did it.
We're good here.
Love you.
Love you but maybe we should see other people?
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Aww, but I have loved all of my snuggle time with you.
- I know, I do love you.
- I do love you,
hey, do you have any 2021 goals?
- For COVID to be ending.
- For COVID to be ending,
yes, we're gonna do that,
check, but what do you wanna do once we're like,
can go see people?
- I forgot what seeing people is like,
I mean so, I don't know.
- You don't know?
Do you have any New Year's resolutions?
- I never do.
- Never do, and you cut a rural life,
so hey, maybe I'll stick to that plan.
Okay, happy 2021.
Yay!
I'm gonna start each day writing in my gratitude journal.
- [Producer] One more time
and now don't do the fake teeth smile.
(both laugh)