All right now, who has the Krabby Patty
and who has the Krabby Patty?
See... because... they're both...
Krabby...
[SpongeBob laughing]
Good one, Mini Squidward.
You are always such a ray of sunshine.
Are you ready for another fabulous day of work
at the Krusty Krab?
[imitating Squidward] Of course I am. I love to work!
Who is that little fellow with SpongeBob?
I don't know, but isn't he handsome?
Yeah, he is handsome.
[giggling]
I have arrived.
[giggling]
What? What's so funny?
Where's the art dealer?
[snickering]
You just missed him!
Yeah, but he told us to tell you...
[snickering]
Tell me what?
He told me to tell you...
April Fool's.
[playing the clarinet]
Eh?
You know, Patricia, they don't call me
"The Sizzle Lip Squid" for nothing.
So, are you free this Saturday night?
No, that's the night
SpongeBob and I are having a staring contest.
SpongeBob?!
Get back to work, you gold-bricking freeloader.
Hut two, hut two, yah, yah!
And don't come back 'til all the patties are krabby.
Krusty Krab is unfair!
Mr. Krabs is in there!
Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
What the heck does that mean?
I don't know. Squidward told me to yell it at people.
Then you must be SpongeBob SquarePants!
Yes.
Dude, you are like a fry cook legend!
Will you sign my spatula?
Anything for an aspiring fry cook.
So, did you come down to help out the cause?
No, I came to take your job.
Hey, thanks, dude!
Well, I knew this guy's acting was good
but his singing is phenomenal.
I'm telling you, Vendor,
if that guy was to cut a solo record,
it would be a hit.
Solo record!
Out of my way! Coming through.
Move it or lose it.
Squidward!
What?
What in Neptune's name is going on?
We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.
What you're doing is throwing away me money!
I told you to rent only what's absolutely necessary!
This is all necessary.
Well, what's all this useless junk?
That's the useless junk for scene, uh... 28.
Oh, well, how do you explain that?
A second Krusty Krab?!
Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy!
Well, you got me there.
[gasping]
My ode to the Krabby Patty, made entirely out of ice.
Yessh, boy.
- This thing's enormous. - And cold.
All right, let's get this thing out of here.
Me customers are waiting.
Ready... Set...
[grunting]
[screaming]
Guys, I'm okay. No need to scream.
[screaming]
The door!
Oh, no. Patrick, stand up!
We're locked in!
This is gonna spoil
the eleventy-seventh anniversary.
This way, boys.
All we gotta to do is head through this duct.
Which one? There must be 20 ways to go.
Not to worry, Squidward.
I have the entire map memorized.
[grunting]
Uh, hmm, uh...
Hurry up, guys, this kind of hurts.
Well, according to the map,
we just go straight,
take a right between these three moldy tree stumps,
then head towards
that kidney-bean shaped puddle of gravy.
That's not the map, you old barnacle.
Those are three moles and a birthmark.
Ah, barnacles. It's just the Surveillance Room.
Oh! My house is on TV.
All of our houses are on TV.
[meowing]
Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant.
Hey, there's my house.
[static]
You left your TV on.
Well, duh. I don't want to miss my shows.
Look, it's Sandy!
Ah...!
Mr. Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us?
Oh, uh... uh... uh...
I just want to make sure you all floss after every meal.
[banjo music playing]
Yee-haw!
[laughs]
[disco music playing]
Do you come here often?
[laughs]
[muffled screaming]
[muffled laughter]
The sounds are coming from back here.
What the?
Careful with those marquee ladders!
Hey, Mr. Krabs, you made your own movie theater!
- Yes, I did. - Yay!
And you're just in time for the grand opening.
Step right up, folks,
and witness a spellbinding tale chock-full of adventure,
and action, and thrills...
[dolphin clicking noises]
You know, I'm not really hungry.
Yeah, let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about.
Witness the terrifying challenges overcome by... by...
- By who? - By, uh...
By a plucky young sponge!
- Just like me! - That's right!
Yeww!
Come with me, boyo.
Whoa, what is this place?
It's me secret lab where I experiment on food.
Oh, Mr. Krabs, this looks like madness.
You think this is mad?
Ooh, wait 'till you see... this!
[screams]
Howdy, SpongeBob!
Sandy? What are you doing down here?
I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist.
What?
A maladowin-a-gas-a-whatalist?
Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.
[grunting]
[sighs]
"Employee break room?"
I never knew this was here!
- [clamoring] - Oh...
[whistling]
Uh?
[gasps]
Oh, it's beautiful!
Like stepping through a portal into the magical realm beyond!
Yeah, whatever.
Five minutes!
I just hope there's enough time to enjoy everything.
Ooh!
[beeping]
[carnival music playing]
[laughs]
Enjoy your carousel, my little hot dog friends.
[laughs]
Yoop! Surf's up!
Ba-ba-ba-ba!
[grunts]
Wipeout.