- Hey, Steve.
- [Steve] Okay.
- I'm single, I have two adult boys in college.
I haven't been in a relationship for about
nine years, but this past summer,
I met this really amazing guy in Houston,
and we kinda sorta ended up in a relationship.
And, I've only seen him one time.
I've never had a long distance relationship.
I took it upon myself to kinda book a trip to Houston
for New Years, just outta the blue.
After that, I told him that I did it,
but the response wasn't that great.
I really care about him, and I'm ready to do this.
I'm even considering moving to Houston
(audience saying no)
I wanna know if I'm playing myself by--
- Ain't nobody ask y'all nothin.
(audience loudly laughing)
(audience clapping)
This segment is called, Hey, Steve.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
Okay, now you book a ticket for New Years Eve?
- Mhmm.
- And when you told him you was comin,
did he ask you to come?
- No.
- So, so you goin, well what did he say
when you told him you was comin?
- He was like, cool.
That wasn't the response I was looking for,
but in my defense he did during this time,
since June, he has told me multiple times that he loved me.
- Yeah, yeah, ya know we do that, because--
(loud laughing)
(audience applauding)
And so, you love him?
- I don't know about that.
I just wanna see him.
- Now, well let's, let's just walk this dog together.
- Okay.
(loud laughing)
- He loves you, but you don't know if you love him.
What have you done to make this man love you?
- On FaceTime, private time, maybe?
- What's, yeah somethin did happen.
(loud laughing)
So, he done told you he loved you.
- But, ya know, initially we had plans for him
to come to Kansas City.
- Uh huh.
- I broke up with him like four times
since we've been talkin.
- You broke up with somebody you saw one time?
- Yes.
- Oh, how hurt was he?
- [Woman] He was pretty hurt.
- You broke up with him four times?
Oh, I bet he was tore down.
- He was, he was, he was really upset about it.
- Your basic question is, you wanna know
should you go to Houston?
- Am I playin myself?
Ya know, cause I really--
- Well, let me, first of all,
did he ask you to come to Houston?
- What do you mean?
To move, or just period?
- Ever.
- Okay, so the night that we met, he did say
he would fly me down two weeks after,
but because--
- Right, but you didn't wait on that.
You bought the ticket yourself?
- Well, no, no, no, no, that was in June.
This is for next month.
- [Audience Member] They broke up four times.
- Yeah, since, in between.
(audience laughing loudly)
Okay.
- I forgot, thank you very much.
The lady over there say, Steve, Steve,
they broke up four times.
(loud laughing)
So when did you, thank you lady.
When did you buy this ticket to Houston?
- Um, a few months ago.
- If y'all can't stay together on FaceTime,
(audience laughing)
there's no way you could stay together in real life.
If you can break up over FaceTime four times,
this thing does not stand a chance.
You ain't even had no real life stuff happen to you yet.
- Well, ya know, it's because I haven't seen him,
and I think that's why I been kinda off and on with him.
- Well, listen to me.
Go on and go to Houston.
Have yourself a nice time.
And just call it that.
Don't go and put a lot on it,
you wanna go and get yourself a nice dress.
You're an attractive woman.
Go on up there have ya a nice lil New Years Eve.
Hopefully he's a real gentleman and everything.
Treat yourself respectful, and just have a nice time,
cause that's what you have the potential to do.
If it turns out more than that, then okay.
(audience laughing)
And just see if you can enjoy his company,
and then see how long it'd be before
y'all break up the fifth time.
(loud laughing)
Maybe y'all can stay together.
(audience applauding)
Okay.
Hey, we'll be right back, y'all.
(audience cheering)
(jazz music)