Hey, do you guys wanna hear a punny joke?
SHUT UP!
A small apple cider business in the nearby town of Dixon is going bankrupt, so we made this music video to help them out.
Now they're threatening to sue us.
Christopher fine was here
I guess you'll see why...
Smosh Presents:
DIXON CIDER
Sometimes you have bad days
Days when you think nothing can bring you up
But If you got a girl
You got nothing to worry about
Just listen here!
And we'll tell just what's up
Grab your girl and have some DIXON CIDER
And show her love with your DIXON CIDER
And fill her full with lots of DIXON CIDER
In her mouth hole
Flowing down inside her
Then grab her grandma
Get some DIXON CIDER!
Too old to handle
all the DIXON CIDER
And show her family your DIXON CIDER
In her mouth hole
flowind down inside her
You might not get it yet
so I'm gonna tell you again!
HEY!
Then you can shout it out
and go tell all of your friends!
HEY!
I love DIXON CIDER!
And I will
til the day that die!
HOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!............
I would even chosse it over.....
Uhhh... I guess... pie?
It makes me feel so good!
I wanna have more DIXON CIDER!
If I don't get enough I'll beg and plead!
'cause girl you know just what I need!
I'm on a mission for a DIXON CIDER
If your girl don't want it!
Then you best go hide her!
'Cause I'll find her give DIXON CIDER
push, shove It all down inside her!
Make her thirst for the DIXON CIDER!
Put It on a string so I can ride her!
All day. Every day. DIXON CIDER.
Can't wait to pour It all inside her!
DIXON CIDER!!!!!!
I was thirteen when I had my first DIXON CIDER
I had so much
When I'D talk, I would slur!
NO, NO GET AWAY FROM ME BEAR, NO, NOOOO!
YEAAH!!
To see bloopers from this video and to see how the owners of dixon cider business reacted when they saw this video.
Click the video right here!