- Yeah, but it makes go to the bathroom easier.
(squishing)
(Jordan laughing)
- South Park, number seven.
Need I say more?
Today we are reacting to the hilarious
and often inappropriate medical scenes and injuries
from one of our all time favs, let's dive right in.
- Hey, maybe we should ask the girls
what they learned in sex-ed.
- Yeah.
Hey Wendy, did you guys get-
(girls all scream)
- Ohhhh. - Guys we just wanna know be-
(more screaming) (Jordan laughing)
- I wanna know what they learned about the opposite sex.
- Are you wearing a condom?
- A what?
(girls scream)
- Do any of you have your condoms on?
(Jordan laughs) - No?
(more girl screams)
- Wearing protection helps preventing pregnancies,
wearing protection helps decrease the spread
of sexually transmitted diseases.
It's not good to wear condom on a flacid penis.
- Don't you know that without wearing a condom
you could get a disease.
- Nuh uh.
- Yuh huh, if you don't wear a condom,
you're gonna get AIDS.
- AIDS?
- Oh, geez. I don't wanna get the AIDS fellas.
- Is that what you learned in sex ed?
- Wow.
Wearing a condom randomly does not help decrease the spread.
We're talking about bloodborne pathogens,
could be in your semen as well.
That is why we're talking about using protection
because you can spread disease.
(South Park short jingle) (school bell rings)
Fourth grade.
I didn't learn it in fourth grade.
- Man this condom is driving me crazy.
- Yeah, changed mine three times already
(Jordan laughs) 'cause it itches so much.
- How did these kids even get ahold of them?
You gotta be careful.
They're latex.
So you have to worry about latex allergies,
They do make alternatives that are not latex.
- Yeah, but it makes go to the bathroom easier.
(bag squishes) (Jordan laughs)
- Yes. He's gotta pee balloon.
- All right, boys.
I now have all the information I need
to teach you the female anatomy.
Mmkay?
- Mmkay.
- Mmkay, this part here is the vaginal opening.
- At least there's a good depiction of the female sex organ.
You have all the anatomy there, which is good.
They're being taught.
- This is where the man puts his-
Eric what the hell are you doing?
- I'm putting on a new condom. I filled the other one up.
- Why are you wearing a condom?
- So I don't get AIDS.
- Eric, you can't get AIDS from just sitting around.
You have to get it from sex. - From sex?
- Yes.
- You mean intercourse with a girl?
- Yes.
- He says sex with females.
You can get AIDS from having sex with any sex.
- Come on dude.
- Oh god I popped it! Oh it hurts!
- What the hell you doing?
- Oh crap.
- Oh God, get me off of here!
(fence rattles) (Kyle grunts)
- Dude! (Jordan groans)
- Have you ever tried to climb over one of those fences
that had the prongs like sticking up?
Well you gotta really be careful,
you gotta make sure you don't get your crotch stuck on it.
It can lacerate. Then you always have to worry about tetanus
and make sure your tetanus shot is up to date,
which we do in the emergency department.
(crying) - Stan, I have to go home!
I need my cream. I need my cream!
- I dunno what kinda creams he is talking about.
But maybe he is talking about like hemorrhoidal creams?
And he also fell off the fence, is any fall greater
than 15 feet or three times your height,
you wanna fall and roll, so you can disperse the energy
versus taking the full force.
- All right, let's go.
- That's right. You stay out!
- You can't keep us forever you (expletive) fat ass.
We'll be back as soon as Kyle's hemorrhoid is better.
- [Kyle] My life can't get any worse!
- Sometimes you can have an internal hemorrhoid
or an external hemorrhoid.
Internal hemorrhoids bleed like heck
but they don't typically hurt,
or external hemorrhoids which hurt a lot.
And then they thrombose, meaning they form a clot
and they turn different colors.
They can bleed as well.
But they cause a lot of discomfort.
Oh my gosh.
- You're a very lucky little boy.
I've never seen a hemorrhoid so infected.
(Jordan groans)
It could have killed you.
- Lucky.
- Whoa.
So if a hemorrhoid potentially gets infected
you would need antibiotics.
You might have abscess formation
which is the collection of pus underneath the tissue.
And if that's the case, it typically needs to be cut open.
- Dude, are you okay?
- Oh, I'm swell Stan.
I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence
into Cartmanland and it got infected.
I really need to go to the bathroom,
but if I do it will pop again
and the pain will make me pass out.
How are you?
(Jordan laughs)
- I'm afraid Kyle can't ride any amusement park rides
for over a year because of his horrible hemorrhoid.
- Why would you not be able to ride a rollercoaster?
Maybe give it like a couple weeks,
a month because of maybe intra abdominal pressures
that you would have when you're riding the rollercoaster,
contracting really hard,
you don't want that pressure down below.
Not comfortable, not fun.
(Kyle shouts)
- Just a little more. - Oh my gosh!
- There we go.
- A lot of times, if somebody has an infection related
to a hemorrhoid, they cut it open.
What you end up doing is you pack it
with a specific material to keep it open.
I don't know what they would be poking, cutting open,
especially if somebody's awake like that.
- I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid has spread to his lungs.
- Are you saying-?
- There's nothing more I can do.
Little fella's just lost his will to live.
- Stop it.
The terminology is wrong.
Just saying that the hemorrhoid got to his lung. No.
Did the infection that was infecting the hemorrhoid
get into his bloodstream
and then seed itself somewhere else?
Those things can happen.
(hip hop) Nice.
- Yeah, you like that?
- Oh man!
- Ah Lord!
- Ooo, he is getting served.
- God!
- What happened to him, Doctor?
- He got served.
(Jordan laughs)
- There is in the movie, He Got Served.
I wonder if he tried to dance back
versus stress heart attack. What's going on?
- His dancing was so fast.
I couldn't do anything.
- Sh relax, Mr.Marsh.
- We just got the x-rays back.
- Oh gosh.
- He mostly got served here and here
but the worst serving was here in the pelvis region.
- I have not had anybody come into the emergency department
with injuries relating to being served.
But I've seen injuries relating to break dancing or dancing.
So these guys are spinning on their joints,
the wrist and the elbow and the hip,
you can actually have dislocations.
(country rock guitar music)
♪ With a little. ♪
- All right. I'm assuming we are at
the otolaryngologist office,
only because there's an ear, nose and throat chart
in the back.
(music stops and starts)
- What's bringing you in today?
- I'm a having this problem with my ears.
There's like a persistent kind of a ringing going on.
- Persistent ringing in your ears.
Something called tinnitus.
There's actually no specific treatment for it.
Except more behavioral, reduce your awareness of it
and kind of ignore it.
- Can you describe the ringing?
- It's um, Hooty and the Blowfish.
(Jordan laughs)
- The Doctor here is using an otoscope.
Looking at the external auditory canal for any swelling,
looking to see if there's any ear wax in there
that's causing an issue and looking at the ear drum itself.
- You're hearing a song?
- Yeah. Um. There's a new woman that has joined our faculty.
Her name is Strong Woman and she seems to have set up
some kind of device in my ears.
- Sometimes when people are describing
that they have an implanted device in their body,
we get a little bit worried depending on their age.
If this could be the start
of something called schizophrenia.
We'd discuss with them,
we talk about it with them,
having that discussion maybe they need
to see a psychiatrist.
- Well I looked,
and Hooty and the Blowfish aren't in your ears.
I believe you're hearing them in your mind and your heart.
- Oh, Dude. (dramatic music)
- Has anybody gone to the hospital
because of medical issues relating to love?
Yes.
We see people a lot of times we maybe have just broken up
and they're under a lot of stress.
And then we see people who have chest pains
when they have broken heart syndrome.
So yes, it happens.
(dramatic fast paced music)
Nice.
- All right, let's do it.
(kids jeer and shout) - All right, fine Wendy.
I'll fight 'ya, ya big bully.
- Ah bullies. Don't fight bullies, is not worth it.
Make people aware, avoid the bully as best you can.
I know that's really difficult.
And if you're a bully out there, stop it.
Karma happens.
(hard rock music)
(Wendy grunts) (Music screeches and stops)
(kids shout)
- Whoa, my gosh.
When you get knocked out it's cuz
you're sloshing your brain around
and it got concussed enough to where it's like,
nope, stay down.
It's a defense mechanism.
And obviously the person doing the punching.
If you're using a fist, you can actually cause yourself
to get a boxer's fracture
and then you potentially need surgery or be put in a cast.
There's no good outcome.
(thuds and grunts) This is horrible.
He's already got black eyes.
- (expletive) him up, Wendy! - Oh my gosh.
- You gotta stop this.
Come on guys.
He's got black eyes, both sides already
which means you probably had a nasal fracture.
You always do worry about raccoon eyes
relating to a Basler skull fracture.
There's a lot of consequences to things
that we think are machismo or whatever you want to call it.
Don't get into fights.
South Park is definitely hilarious
and I love watching them.
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(clapping) (upbeat music)