It's the Popin' Cookin' Challenge!
Subtitles by gianccm
We've already done two of these boxes and we absolutely love doing this,
we have the third one today that we've never tried before.
I think this one has donuts...
I'm a little concerned about my ability to make the Popin' Cookin's today...
Martina over the weekend sliced off the top of her thumb.
Okay, this one--it looks like the most intimidating one we've ever done.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I can't even open it with my other thumb...
Uh uh, you're gonna lose this one!
[S] Step 2... [M] Okay, so I've got...
I have to cut the box...
[S] just so I could have this little mixing part. [M] Sprinkles...
There are so many things happening here.
This is very, very--
Look at this, do you see this vast amount of things?
Then this is the yellow package.
The important thing here that they say is that you have to--oh...
(laughs)
[S] I almost messed up right away... [M] Oh, Simon!
They have a very point illustration;
"don't overflow it, put it right at the f*cking line!"
Simon said a bad word!
"And don't underflow it!"
Either way, you have to get it exact.
You know what I like? Here's our measuring tool.
Is that a measuring tool?
It's--no...
[S] Oh, oh! [M] That's like just toss it, just to--
Hey, thank you. Thank you.
I'm scooping--my water has to be at the exact level!
Wait, so you fill up the water to that?
Or you fill up the water to...
[M] The line? [S] The brim; the total top of the brim.
Of this one?
Oh yeah, which one was I supposed to fill up?
That's what I'm saying!
(laughs)
H-hey! Stop hiding your secrets from me!
Alright, time to mix this up.
This doesn't seem right.
It definitely doesn't seem right.
I think I definitely need some more water.
[M] 'Cause you're a rushy bussy! [S] So I wanna hurry this up--
I'm a rushy bussy; that's very true!
Next instruction: "Take ball, make two balls."
"Take big ball, make two balls!"
[M] Okay, I think it's two balls. [S] Okay, you know what I mean? I make--I make big ball.
You did a terrible mixing job!
Mine's beautiful!
Look. See?
First, you should've made sure that you've washed your hands.
I washed my hands, actually.
Yeah, sort of I...
We're just having a conversation.
It wasn't like--
Obviously...
Flashbacks of making meatballs and cutting off thumb...
You know what she cut her thumb off on?
Don't tell people this.
Bread.
There's an alligator.
She was cutting bread--
[M] Lots of people cut their thumbs on bread. [S] And bread.
No, lots of people do not cut their thumbs on bread.
Hey, how many of you at home are like
[M] "Woah Martina, I remember that time I cut my thumb on bread." [S] "I cut my thumb on bread too."
Yeah, I'll put this in the molder now.
Oh my gosh, this is--
(laughs)
How's yours look?
[M] Oh... [S] Yours looks pretty, mine looks stupid.
Because you're a boy?
Probably.
Sexism in the workplace!
Gender roles!
Simon can't make tiny donuts because he's men (male.)
Can I just snort the powder and be done with it?
Don't, Simon!
[S] Do a line of the powder and do it. [M] No, Simon.
Okay, finish.
Mhmm...
Oh-oh!
Mine looks pretty beautiful as well!
The second donut: not so...
But first one, really nice!
Alright, Popin' Cookin'
Uh oh!
Some of the powder...
[S] ...is on the table. [M] This is why I cover our table in napkins; third time around that I've learned.
So that's why they have such a high brim right here...
(whispers) I just inhaled some powder!
(laughs)
Under, over,
[S] No, mix that! [M] Gentle!
This is happening...
You squish in hand like this!
Make sure all skin cells go in for other Eat Your Kimchi staff that is going to be eating these donuts.
This--(it) doesn't actually seem (that) we're supposed to put the brown ones in.
No, it doesn't...
I know...
Oh my God...
But there's a brown--
[M] Where does the bear come from? [S] That's a bear!
Where does the f*cking bear come from?!
I see, I got this...
Nothing, everything's fine!
Step one, step two, step three, step four, step five; no bear!
Just--can (I) take this little ducks and put 'em on?
Yeah.
[S] Yeah, okay. I think I got this now. [M] Do you?
It does smell really good though.
(sniffs) Oh yeah!
Uh oh. (laughs)
Oh yeah. This is looking like a sexy bear right there.
Okay, I am going to keep my non-bear-like...
I'm giving up on the bear.
Are you giving up on the bear?
I'm giving up on the bear!
I know. I can follow instructions like an adult.
In goes my vanilla...
(sniffs)
No?
(Nope.)
(inaudible) and jump straight to chocolate.
Oh, I see. Vanilla has to go in first, otherwise the colors will mix together.
Let me make my sugar semen. Right here.
You did just call that "sugar semen," right?
Yes.
This seems like way too much.
(Martina peeks) Hey! Stop trying to cheat!
I mean like it seems too thick...
Tastes like corn!
It's actually really clever that they give you all these different locations for filling things up,
put that one in the chocolate, put that one in the white, put that in the pink.
So you're using all the stuff they are giving you.
Yeah, 'cause at first you feel like...
[M] "There's way too many packages!" [S] "Why would they be all this?" but then you understand like
"Oh, they've reserved this spot!"
This chocolate looks hopeful.
It looks pretty good.
Wow, this chocolate's actually looking a lot better-I was--
[M] That's what I said! [S] It loo--
I said I would want to just like cover my body in this chocolate.
I also feel like there's some serious cheating going on in the Popin' Cookin' world,
I see people use things like mini tweezers--
[S] Yeah. No, this doesn't come with tweezers! [M] Like, really?
You gotta use exactly what's given to you.
[S] Okay-- [M] I'm done here.
We only have one piping bag, huh.
(clears throat) Yup.
And what are we supposed to do with this purple one?
I'm not telling you, but I already opened it up and looked inside!
♪ I know what it is...
Piping bag time...
I feel like there's still so much chocolate here left behind that I'm not gonna be able to use...
But everytime we get these icings, we never use them all.
Cake decorating time!
I'm supposed to make this sh*t with this tiny bag!
And these goddamn spoons; how am I supposed to make it look this pretty?
Oh God.
Oh man.
Stop trying to copy me for ideas!
I'm not trying to!
Draw inspiration from the gods...
Just gently...
Dr--
Gent-
Okay, okay, I got...
Oh sh*t. That's fine, that's fine.
It's all in control... That's good... perfect...
Ugh!
There's a whole lot (gibberish)
Oh, can you pass me a napkin?
I could, but it'll cost you.
Pass me a napkin!
It'll cost ya.
Pass me a napkin!
You need (to) kiss!
Pass--okay...
Pass me a napkin.
I didn't say I'll give you a napkin.
Pass me a napkin! (Simon laughs)
The final step is the most important one and requires the most amount of focus and concentration, or else you can definitely mess this up.
Here's what you're supposed to do.
Did you see that?
Beautiful.
Your bear looks like a cookie monster on 6 years of crystal meth.
Do you see any trace of similarity between happy bear and has-seen-some-things bear?
Listen!
Ladies and gentlemen, which one do you vote for?
Oh c'mon, my donuts are way hotter.
[M] That's-- [S] SooZee!
Which is the prettier donut?
[M] You may examine them. [S] Which one--
Ooh, both are really nice!
Ah!
Hmm...
Well, I like this one.
Yeah! (Simon rolls in victory)
Betrayer, SooZee!
Look at this one!
SooZee has a degree in Art. She can appreciate the finer things in life,
so I trust her opinion more.
Explain to us, Art Master, why mine is better.
Look at the blending here,
Yes.
It's very smooth, and has this like swirls; it's really, really nice.
Right.
SooZee, look at my bear.
It's eyes follow you up!
It's a sad childhood.
(Martina cries) Time for you to eat one!
Thanks, SooZee.
Thank you, SooZee.
I'm gonna get my award-winning donut; you should eat yours.
If you took some gelatin powder, you mix it with toothpaste.
They taste like somebody took batter, made it, didn't cook it, and left it out for a couple of days to let moisture evaporate from it, and then you took a spoonful of it.
I have to say, these are always fun to make, but they are just disgusting to eat.
(gasps)
What?
Bear instructions!
Dammit!
Goddammit!
Are you kidding me?
If you would like to participate in all the joy and merry-ment that we've participated in today,
you can buy some of these Popin' Cookin' kits on Gmarket by clicking on the link here.
You will have lots of fun.
Just don't eat it.
Make somebody else eat it!
No, this one was the best one to eat!
Yes,
It was definitely the best one to eat!
Best one to eat, that still doesn't make it good.
On the scale of bad food that I've eaten.
On the scale of bad to horrendous, this is more in the side of bad than horrendous.
If you guys can make any bears, please send me a picture of your bear.
Okay.
Tweet us or Instagram it or something.
I'm so glad that I won. It's not like two that I won in a row now--
I don't think you won last time.
Yeah, I won the last one also.
No, you didn't.