What?
I didn't say anything.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you're beautiful. (no stop please)
Oh my god...
I enjoy looking at beautiful people. (stop)
kill me
Hey, yeah, uhm... FBI? Yeah, this is the post, come get him.
Musical.ly was a beast.
It was a monster, but we slayed it. We beat it. Finally, at last, we beat Musical.ly it was taken down!
*phone ring*
What's that? It wasn't taken down; it was just merged with Tiktok?
MMM *ear-piercing nani effect plays*
Okay. Now I'm angey. This is like in a video game where you beat the boss or you think you do but then (darksouls)
lol
There's a bigger boss. You fight the real boss. That's what this is like, so we're gonna be taking a deep dive into
Tiktok and trying to survive it. I don't think we will. Let me die
So in this video, we're gonna be taking a deep dive into some of the bad boys of
Musical.ly, so I'm- uhm wait no, Tiktok... the bad boys of *clock noise going tick-tock* Tiktok! Let's go.
So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time... (great lip sync 2018)
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see... so why do good girls fall in love with me? (deserve an Oscar for this)
Yikes. Why do these good girls always like bad guys; they always fall for them. ou're raising a good question here. Thank you, man.
So why do good girls like bad (scream)
What it is is it's the musical interpretation of "I can be your 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮...
#swag
fite me
nope
Or your 𝔇𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔩". It's the actual physical interpretation and I Ｆｒｉｃｃｉｎｇ hate it
Why did these good girls like b̷̬̤̉̑̍̈́̔͛̄ḁ̵̛͍̬͖͉̻̖̮̻̈́͛͆̀̄̏̿̐d̶̟̊̓̎̅̚͠ ̷̼̖̤͉̘̬̯͓̊͆ͅǧ̵̳̬͖͈̦͎̻̿͑̾̿̕u̷̥̙̓̾̾y̸͉̬͈̰̬̾͒͑s̷͔̿̄̈̉̓̐͠?
And the videos remind me of um
why?
Hold on. I'll try to get it-it reminds me of this video. I found it.
I've seen that a lot of women, uh,
Keep making these videos of why they like bad boys.
Ladies, don't sell yourself short.
dear god
Get yourself... *points camera down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
a man.
Ha ha ha, *attempt to do manly voice* Get yourself...
mhm
˜”*°•.˜”*°• A man •°*”˜.•°*”˜,get yourself a
nipple
gentleman- who can do it all.
The sexy professor (thirsty too)...
The bad boy that'll possibly just steal your heart and toy with it...(or a vampire)
The guy who will little dress-up and have a good time with you (yup vampire)
Or just be goofy, whichever.
*Slazo slamming his desk or some shit I don't know really*
Okay this is epic. I don't like this, can I become a different species real quick-can I just not be human anymore?
But that's it, isn't it? That's what it is. It's I can be a angle...
or a dival, like, haha, that's what it is.
So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a re-
Wait is that, that is Michael from Vsauce, you cannot tell me otherwise. Michael, what are you doing? (holy shit its michael)
So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see. So why do good girls fall in love with-
Okay, so that's it, that's the formula, we found it, we-we've uncovered it,
ladies and gentlemen, the formula is just "hey look, I'm a- just put your hair down...
you part it in the middle." (so a bowl cut) Ew, yikes. You get a bit of this going you grab a book
So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time... (why are we still here?)
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see. So why do good girls fall in love with me? (just to suffer?)
oh, zoinks ehaha (shaggy?)
So, why did good girls like bad g҉u҉y҉s҉
So why do good girls like bad-
[Slazo] Oh...
guys, I had this-
Ah hashtag UK, okay that explain that- that explains it haha 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕔. I'm an asshole...(slazo you asshole)
So why do good girls like bad guys? (is that a friccing legend of Zelda book) I had this question for a real long time... I've been a bad boy and it's plain-
He got the cuffs, he got the cuffs everyone we did it- do not let this man near you with handcuffs. Never do that, ( he was much more badass with the zelda book)
that's not a good idea. This question's a bit out of left field. But do you guys remember the "Don't Judge Me Challenge" from like,
2015? (I sure as hell don't) Now, I thought and you may have thought that this trend died and burned like it should have,
Nope. For the younglings watching who didn't have to go through that... (or me since I don't use snapchat or whatever)
I'm very jealous. Basically, it's a challenge...
░"░c░h░a░l░l░e░n░g░e░"░ where you smear makeup on your face, and then you... (what is this "make up" you speak of?)
take it off and you're like well, look, I'm not ugly. I wish I was making this up.
Now let's see the Tiktok version of this. I bet you know with the passing of time, the progression of Technology. It's gotten better surely... (Nope)
Oh, you're with her now? (yes because she doesnt have 10000 hearts on her face)
Okay, I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing.
(music) (and possible moral questionings) (......MOM WHERES MY ROPE????)
Okay, it's exactly the same. Cool. Three years, I think. I think it's three years have passed. What's progressed?
*awkward silence intensifies* *burp*
I'll get back to you on that one. It's so, like-
*gargle* *gargle* *coughing because he's an idiot and is dying* 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒸 okay that's- Jesus. (jesus saves :D)
Oh, you're with her now? Okay I guess (rick?)
I'll just have to show you what you're missing
*music* (not rick not rick!!)
Like that one's even less effort, and like all you do is draw a big ₣Ɽł₵₵ off monobrow like Rick from Rick and Morty
And then you just take it off and strut through like- and while we're here by the way,
It's not you who should be taking the makeup off. It's the wall
Fix that up.
Oh, you're with her now?
Okay, I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing (what the fuck am I looking at)
(music)
Cuff me daddy. (no)
We got the cuffs again. I'm so glad we got the cuffs. That's not weird at all. That's not creepy, (yes it is)
I-I really love that you've done that and got the handcuffs out. (no you don't)
That really makes me feel so comfortable right now. (no it doesn't)
I hate it and the fact that like a lot of these are adults
Like I don't want to be Leafy being like "Guys,
he's a 40 year old man!!!", but there comes a point where it's just, you know, "ｔн𝓐Ｔ'ѕ 𝔸 ➃０ Ｙⓔａ𝓡 Ỗ𝔩∂ мａŇ"
Oh, you're with her now? Okay, I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing
(music)
What? What's this dude done he's...
*Slazo losing his mind*
He's gone and put his suit on like this dude didn't even bother lip syncing it,
he just went and put a suit on. He has this ring
he's very proud of, he makes sure you can see, he like holds his hand up here
So it's like a look at the ring, okay, this cost like $20.
Okay, this is really- I don't want to be flexing on y'all. But this...
this shit's expensive. Like you remember that thing I did
where I put a suit on to kind of promote my merch a little bit, you know
I-I was like the salesman kind of guy? That's what this guys doing
Sincerely, he's like "I look so hot in this suit right now, who wants to be choked, who's first in line?"
Oh, you're with her now?
Okay, I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing
(music) (lul xd memay)
It's just "hey guys, look it's the ugly person that's me, but wait, I'm not the ugly person,
I'm actually the hot person please please think I'm hot please. I'm not insecure about it...
I'm not doing this to make people think I'm hot,
But please for the love of God just think I'm hot!"
You're self destructive
Little girl
Pick yourself up
Don't blame the world
So you screwed up, you're gonna be okay
We have a vaping baby. We have a vaping baby everyone. We did it. Thank you guys so much,
uhm haha
You know, I think I've discovered the secret of Tiktok
okay, secretly a contest like a race to the bottom contest to see who can make the worst thing and whoever makes the worst thing
Wins 10,000 V-bucks.
Why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Somebody come get your dad. Okay, just just take his phone off him, confiscate it if it's for his own good,
but there is one ray of hope. There is one glimmer to the vast ocean of darkness and that is
duets, and now basically with duets anyone can find a Tiktok and
Perform the Tiktok along with them?
I'll show you in a second with these gentlemen.
These gentlemen are on our front lines now show respect to the men
you're about to see, okay?
They are risking their lives day in and day out to try to save all of humanity from this (Russian national anthem in background)
*gargle* disease
She say she's too young, don't want no man so she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan,
I just ordered sushi from Japan now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan
(music) *clapping* (Russian anthem still in background)
What would you do if I told you that I want to die?
Would you even care?
Now that I think about it you probably wouldn't.
Oh, you're with her now?
Okay, I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing
(music) (this man is stoned)
So, there we go, we found our call to action okay? What we gonna do
Hehehe- is we gonna make duets and just take the piss out of these people?
That'll fix it that'll take down this massive company I bet. Anyway there we go. I hope you've enjoyed this video
Um, I can feel the tumor growing in my head. I'll be dead in 48 hours, thank God-
But as a dying man's wish if you would like the video, subscribe if you're new, that'd be fantastic,
If you would like to uhm to be seriously epic and support the channel more than that
Then the "Join" button is down below and the link is there as well?
It'll-it'll be there. And also to all the ladies eh
watching, all four of you, if you would comment down below why you like bad boys
it- *dying inside*
Hope you enjoyed the video haHAA
My Twitter's @slazo. Oh, my Instagram is @slazoyt Slazo was taken
rip. And as always if there's something else you'd like to see me cover, be sure to comment it down below or
tweet it at me or something. I don't know. Um, and I hope you enjoyed the video and as always I'll see you in the next one
(outro music) (this is pretty lit totally unbiased opinion)
*infinity war 69 trailer feat. react channel and Minecraft parody*