Welcome back from Bedminster Mr. President.
Thank you Sarah. I had to back that when you're
president you have to make sacrifices so I skipped the
back not you.
I understand Mr. President.
Sir. Mayor Cruz of San Juan is on
the line.
I was expecting this phone call.
Sure you want to tell me what a great job I'm doing.
Yes where you want to talk to me.
Yes Mr. President I'm so glad to have you on the phone.
I'm begging you.
Puerto Rico needs your help.
I hear you loud and clear and you called the best person for
the job.
Trust me I know things are at the local state desk.
Seeto we're going to get you more help to you.
We'll get you immediately probably by Tuesday or
Wednesday at the latest.
Mr. President that's not good enough.
Well you should have paid your bills.
It takes a few days unless you join thema prime talking about
them I don't know if you know this but you're in an island in
the water.
The ocean water big ocean with fish and bubbles and turtles
that would help you. But we have to take care of
America first.
Wait.
You do know we're a U.S. territory don't you.
I mean I do but not many people know that.
We just need help please.
Well I was so nasty Mr. President I got to be honest
this is only going to get way worse.
Like I said you're a straight shooter.
That's why you outlasted Sean Spicer Scaramucci band and
Priebus Gorkha flame hates them.
Thank you sir.
I think it's because folks listen to me because I'm no
nonsense but I'm all nonsense.
You handle that in a Phil thing. Just great.
Oh well I'm a little embarrassed that I said it's a
black and white issue.
I should have said it's a black vs. white.
It's disgraceful. You know I actually love
football I could've played.
People say I remind them of an NFL player because I'm
combative. I like to win.
And I might have a degenerative brain disease but I will stand
by her no matter what you say.
Trust me. It may seem like what's coming
out of my mouth is be an A in a in A Yes but it's all part of
the plan. The more caps I cause the less
people can focus.
We're all getting so tired so tired.
Let me show you how long ago did I declare war on North
Korea and the Rocket Man.
Four months long. It was last Friday.
See a building looks deep the chaos coming and shake things
up around here. Speaking of shaking things up.
Get your shoes in here.
Ok all right.
Good you here so fast.
Why live on look around the clock just in the hallway.
I made friends with some mice.
Tell me secrets trick of thinking about making a few
changes in my ministration.
Going to bed with me from the beginning.
And you know I value loyalty.
Most surprising but it when he gets me on the dock thing.
And you wouldn't fire James Comey when I needed you to know
I was a bad boy.
Is bad bad.
I should not have recuse myself from Coleman calamity.
Oh that's spooky.
Jeff I need some real balls. What would you have would just
too little George because I'd rather do something right now I
understand.
Tom for the belt.
I'm not doing that you know.
Please don't tweet on me please.
You just forgot that you fear the tweets.
No I don't believe God is so loving you so didn't you.
Come on over here to Daddy Jeff you will get through this.
Thank you.
I will not let you down.
I'm not looking don't vote but I'm.
And you know you know I'm nothing if not loyal.
You were the first to get the Republican Party on my side.
And I'll always back them up because of you.
You're my guy Joe.
Sorry to interrupt sir but
Chuck Schumer is here. He says you're working on some
kind of secret deal together.
Yes. Send them in.
He has no answer for dinner.
No great place for slices. You'll feel like you're back in
Queen.
Let's go.
So are you really leaving with him.
I told you I'm nothing if not loyal.
Come on over here Chuck.
Both New Yorkers we enjoy a good slice.
We never go to Times Square and we love saying.
Live from New York it's Saturday Night