Look,
mom
dad,
before you meet Mary...
Yes, what is it son?
I think she might be pregnant
Gasps
with emotions right now
because she's been looking forward to
meeting you guys for a long time
so please be nice.
And also,
we're having a child...ish fight right now
pretty much about nothing.
Just that... Well...
She's having my baby...
brother pick her up right now.
You know, your other son?
Sighs of relief
Because I was here helping you guys set up
I couldn't get her and she can't drive
because... well...
she's growing a fetus right now
Loud gasps
You know, fetus as in feet fungus,
she has this terrible feet fungus that-
Son please just-
we can't take this any more
Please just bring her in.
Oh, yeah, sure
These are my parents
Oh, hi! It's so nice to meet you!
More loud gasps
Oh, oh no, oh no no no, don't worry,
she's just fat.
Gasp
Alright,
who's ready for thanksgiving dinner baby!
Cheers Yeah! Thanksgiving! Woohoo!
Giving thanks... Uh...
Santa Claus and uh presents and uh...
Sorry, I'm from the UK so...
We do have MASH, you know...
What's wrong Ryan?
What, are you not hungry?
Excuse me, sir!
Do you happen to have any food on you?
No, sorry
I mean, I am, I just...
I can't eat until I make things right.
Inspiring music in background
Look man, sorry about earlier today.
I,
you asked me if I had food on me
I said no but I really did have food on me
And I'm sorry,
I should've never lied to you and well,
sigh you probably need this more than I do
Glass shattering
Alright, who's ready
for some thanksgiving football?
Cheers Woohoo! Football, football!
What?! They're not supposed to be
carrying the ball with their hands!
Uh, sorry...
Still from the UK It's not real football.
Oh, hey Ryan, did you get the yams?
Yams?
Oooh! Yams!
I thought you said jams.
No, but we could use some jams
for the biscuits your mother's baking.
Music from the radio
Oooh, those. Those jams.
C'mon, tell me it does not look like this.
Kind of, right?
Look, it even has a little detail, like,
its like parts where it caves in like this
And I was like, 'Push hard!'
and you release and you push hard again
Like, you know you see the,
see the... You know? No?
The corn?
Alright, I'll keep working on it.
Oh hey Ryan, did you get the yams?
Yams?
Oh, yams! I thought you said hams!
Actually,
we could use some hams so that uh-
Music comes on
Ham radio
Okay, uh, before we get it started,
uh, mom, dad...
Yes? What is it son?
Go on, tell them.
We have some wonderful news.
Oh!
Liz and I, we're having a baby
What?
I thought you guys would be happy for us.
That is your sister!
Oh hey Ryan, did you get the yams?
Yams?
Oh yams!
I thought you said can
You actually did it!
You picked up the can of yams!
Yams? No.
These are the new jams in a can.
By Yamaha
Music starts playing from the can
Dad, I'm scared.
Don't worry son, if one of us gets chosen
It's a good thing
It means you're... Special.
Dad, last year mommy got chosen
And we haven't seen her since
Because now our wings really work
And she flew away
And if you get chosen, well
You'll just be flying with her too
Enthusiastic gasp Really?!
So you mean I could really fly too?
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Mumbles understandable things
Screaming No, please! Son! Son!
It's okay daddy,
I'm gonna be with mommy soon
No! Please! Take me instead!
That's right, you're gonna be with mommy,
You're gonna be with mommy.
Quiet sobs
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa
We make a lot of jokes here
at the Ryan Higa Production Company
But the one thing we don't joke about :
Killing.
Gunshots
Turkeys.
That is, killing turkeys.
We don't joke about that.
So this thanksgiving,
do the right thing and remember :
turkeys are humans too.
So from all of us at RHPC
And speaking on behalf of all the turkeys
all over the world,
thank you.
Oh, no no no, this is-this is not a turkey
This is just a chicken
Just looks like one because its really fat
Ugh! Well I never! Nobody calls me fat!
Hey! Chicken, chicken come back here!
You know I didn't mean it like that
Well, if you're gonna go
can you at least pick up
more jams in the can?
We're about to run out.
Well, well, well
Thank you guys so much for watching
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and behind the scenes,
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well, well, well, laughs cut!