- Look out Mario.
Think you could take me one on one bro?
Didn't think so.
Here we go and three pointer.
Oops.
Whoa.
- [Man] Hit that target right there.
- You dip the sausage inside the pudding,
instant energy.
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
This is where I get dressed in the morning
and I make sure that I look okay
in my brave wilderness attire.
See that t-shirt right there,
you guys can buy that on the website right now.
Oh oh, we're being watched.
(upbeat music)
- Hi.
What's going on Coyote pack?
Just getting done with my daily run out here
in Tucson, Arizona and this is actually perfect timing
because I was talking to the guys this morning.
We were thinking about doing another edition
of Coyote's cribs.
We're staying at this really cool guest ranch.
Whoa.
- [Mario] Look out man.
- [Mark] Mario.
- Dude, you almost got in my shot.
- [Mark] Oh my gosh, you almost hit me.
What are you doing bro?
- I'm practicing for my sling shot.
- [Mark] Why?
- I put a little bottle over there
and I'm doing a little target practice man.
That's what I do in the mornings.
- [Mark] Oh my gosh, you almost hit me.
- Ready?
- [Mark] Let me see.
Oh, bro so close.
- Ooh, so close.
- [Mark] Alright, well hey is Coyote ready to do the cribs?
- I think so.
- [Mark] Alright cool, let's get in there.
- Let's go.
I'll trade the slingshot for the camera.
- Alright, I'm gonna.
I'll do the first half of the knock.
- [Mario] Okay.
- Then you finish it up.
Here we go.
Ready?
- [Mario] Yep.
(knocking on door)
- [Mark] Perfect.
- [Man] Oh, there he is.
Hey.
- Hey, what's going on Coyote pact.
Welcome to another on location edition
of Coyote's crib.
We take a tour of a house that I don't actually own.
We're gonna look inside.
We're gonna look outside.
We're gonna look in the nooks, the crannies,
the bedrooms, the bathrooms.
If you name it and there's a trinket in this house,
we're gonna get it up close and in front of the cameras.
But to start let's take a look at this incredible kitchen.
- This is where the kitchen happens.
- Wow, look at this countertop.
Isn't this crazy.
Now I know everybody always wants to know
what's inside of the fridge.
Mark if you point your camera in this direction,
you will see the refrigerator.
Are you ready?
- [Mark] I'm hungry yeah, so let's do this.
- I'm gonna count this down.
One, two.
Let's open up that fridge.
Three.
Whoa.
Snack central.
- [Mark] Oh yeah.
- Wow, some of my favorites exist in here,
like Jello pudding pops and some beef snacks.
And you guys know what I like to do.
I like to pop open one of these jellos just like that.
Pop open the beef snacks.
- [Mark] That's a pudding pop.
- That's a pudding pop right there
and that's a little piece of sausage.
You dip the sausage inside the pudding.
(grunting)
Instant energy.
- [Mark] I don't know about that.
(mumbles)
- No, I'm telling you guys this is super good.
Here you go Mario.
Beef and pudding.
- A blast of the past.
What's next?
- There's all sorts of great stuff in here,
like pineapple.
Mark I know you like pineapple.
This is a brand new container.
Let me open this thing up for you.
I got pudding all over my fingers.
Hold on.
Let me get that open.
Pineapple.
- [Mark] Yeah.
- If you guys want instant energy on location
all you need to do is take pineapple and eat it.
It's absolutely delicious.
Okay, well the fridge is full of amazing things.
(mumbles)
- Those are leftovers for later.
I'm gonna take my bag of beef sticks
and I'm gonna take my pudding.
You know what my favorite thing to do is?
Actually come over here on this incredible couch.
Who has a couch in their kitchen?
Only us on location.
You know what I like to do?
This is my meditation table right here.
Mark back up just a little bit.
Let me show you this.
See that right there.
- [Mark] What is that?
- That's artificial table bush.
It exist inside of that bowl.
It's an artificial table bush
because it's not actually real.
But what I do like to do is sit here and water it
with my imaginary water.
Look at that.
- (mumbles) you put water in there.
- Oh.
- [Mark] It's a tiger.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Woods settle down.
This is Woods, our couch tiger.
Hi buddy.
How are you?
As you can see he has on a brave wilderness hat,
that's called product placement kids.
Okay, let's head this direction into the gear room.
Don't worry Mark I'm not gonna touch a single thing.
We're just gonna admire it from a safe distance.
As you can see we have batteries set up.
We've got some water bottles, some flashlights.
There's a camera.
And all this right here.
- [Mark] Oh, here we go.
- Those are Mark's things.
- [Mark] You know the rules.
- Eh, eh, eh, just kidding.
Just kidding.
Okay guys, this is the family room
and boy is it epic.
Look at this place.
It's amazing.
If you point your camera upward Mark
you can see that the ceilings are actually made of wood.
Pretty sweet.
Right?
You know what this is right here?
- [Mark] That's a big piano.
- That is a piano ladies and gentlemen.
You want to hear me play a little diddy.
- [Mark] I didn't know you play.
- Check this out man.
I was actually nominated for an academy award.
(piano tune)
(mumbles)
- It's safe to say that I didn't win that award.
Okay, so this is the family room.
Oh, you know who that is right there.
Hi buddy.
This is Charlie Bear.
He is our family room german shepherd.
As you can see it's a life size stuffed german shepherd
but in my mind he's alive.
Can you say hi to the Coyote pack?
Hi guys.
Wait, what's that?
Read you a story.
What book do you want to read tonight?
Mario you know his favorite book.
That's right guys the Brave Adventures book,
Charlie Bear's favorite.
Which chapter?
Oh, chapter seven.
Aw, bear scare.
You know who else loves the bear scare chapter.
That's right.
Roscoe, the family room brown bear.
Hi buddy.
I told you you'd make it into this edition of on location.
Say hi to the Coyote pack.
Hi guys.
So this is Roscoe and this is Charlie Bear.
And I know this is a dog and that's a bear.
And that's a bear and this is a dog.
You know, we don't judge based on names.
So you guys wanna take a tour with us?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, you guys stay here
and let's head down the hallway and check out the bedrooms.
Bye Charlie Bear.
Look at this hallway.
Stay right there.
Watch this.
I can run from one end to the other end.
Who wants to see Mark's room?
Look at this.
Mark you're living like a king.
- [Mark] I even made my bed.
- Whoa.
Man this is comfortable.
- [Mark] Please, your shoes are on man.
I actually sleep here.
- Technically they're clean.
You've got a fan in.
Oh my Goodness I did not see you.
Ladies and gentlemen the one, the only, bald eagle.
- [Mark] Hey, that is heavy.
- It is heavy.
- [Mark] That means it's expensive.
Don't break it.
- Oh yeah, gotta respect the bird.
Kaka Kaka.
Alright guys, let's head down the hallway
and find Mario's room.
Look at this move.
Yes
Here we go.
Hey.
Mini Mario what's up buddy?
Wow, check that out.
Looks like you caught a couple of cool creatures.
What is that?
Oh, western (mumbles).
Watch out for the (mumbles) monster buddy,
they pack a powerful bite.
The venom feels like fire.
Oh, and let's see what we got over here.
Oh, there's Mario's business station.
Check it out.
I think that's his wallet.
I'll just have to put that in my pocket.
He'll never notice.
- Hey.
- Just kidding buddy.
I'll just keep that there for you.
There's his computer.
Here's some of his gear.
You know, we have a lot of in this house guys,
fake plants.
But you know what's good about fake plants
you don't have to water them
and they still look beautiful.
Okay, what's inside this drawer.
Nothing at all.
But you have all these amazing pillows.
This house is absolutely filled with super cushy pillows.
Throw that over there to mini Mario.
Check it out.
Here's a flashlight.
Let's see what's inside the closet.
There's Mario's vest.
There's a towel.
There's some hangars.
What's in this bag?
Mario's red underwear.
Better move onto the next room.
Here we go.
(mumbles)
- It's me Mario.
Alright guys, you know what I love
about this little area right here?
- [Mark] What's that?
- Check out that mirror.
- Oh man, who are those handsome devils?
Oh Mario.
- That's a pretty sweet looking mirror.
This is where I get dressed in the morning
and I make sure I look okay in my brave wilderness attire.
See that t-shirt right there.
You guys can buy that on the website right now.
Oh oh.
We're being watched.
This guy up here that's the buck.
Pay respect.
A moment of silence.
Okay guys, wanna see whats behind door number three?
- [Mark] Let's see it.
- I'm gonna give you one guess as to who's room this is.
Not a sasquatch.
It's Coyote's room.
Let's make sure nobody's in there.
Hello Coyote.
Are you decent?
All good.
Oh, check it out.
This is a mansionous spread.
You guys probably think does Coyote get the big room
'cause he's the start of the show?
No, we actually pulled straws at the beginning of every trip
and I'm just lucky enough that I always pull the straw
that gets me the big room.
What's up little Coyote?
How you doing?
I see you made a new friend.
Who's that?
Oh, Fluffy, rubber coyote.
- [Mark] Oh Mario, heads up.
- In here this is where I get ready every single morning.
Look at this shower.
This thing is like a giant aquarium.
I get inside, close this up.
Look at this.
I'm like a fish.
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
And this is how I get super clean before I go out.
- [Mark] What do those do?
- Film episodes.
- [Mark] What do those do?
- That's some sort of a robot.
It doesn't work.
I pushed all the buttons and nothing happened.
As you can see there's a lot of horse theme
going on in this house as well.
- [Mark] That's not a horse.
- No, that's a zebra.
Kaka kaka.
But over here we've got all sorts of cool horses.
- [Mark] Zebras make that noise.
- Horses above the bed.
Horses on the wall.
There's another mirror.
I don't know what we need that for.
Oh, and check this out.
The craziest mirror of all.
You know what I like to do?
Walk passed it and make funny faces and then they change.
Okay, you guys wanna go outside
and see what the backyard looks like?
'Cause I'm telling you it's absolutely epic.
Who likes basketball?
- [Mark] Let's do it.
- Alright, here we go.
This backyard is amazing.
Oh, there's my hoop ball.
And there's Mario.
Woohoo.
Alright guys, let's head down to the court.
Hey Roscoe, Charlie Bear.
What's up guys?
How'd you get out here?
Alright, let's go in this direction.
Look at this.
Hey Mark check it out.
- [Mark] Oh, is that a putting green?
- No, this is ...
That is desert ecosystem.
Again fake plants you don't actually have to water the grass
and that's how it grows here in the desert.
Unbelievable this place has more fake plants
than anything.
As a matter of fact we may be
in an imaginary world right now.
There's the basketball court.
Let's go.
Whoo.
It it hot out here.
- [Mark] It is?
How hot is it?
- It's about 110 degrees.
That's the perfect temperature for a game of basketball.
- [Mark] How did Mario get down here so fast?
- Ah man, he's like Sonic the hedgehog.
That guy's as quick as they get.
Now, when we were on location we aren't actually filming.
We do have to stay in shape.
To stay in shape I often times play basketball.
I'm really good guys.
As a matter of fact Lebron James sent me an email
asking me if I wanna come play for the Cavs.
They tried to trade Kyrie for me.
But what I said was, "Lebron I gotta work
on my YouTube game this year,
so I'm gonna have to take a pass."
But right now I'm gonna show you guys
just how good my basketball skills really are.
Mark see if you can keep up with me.
- [Mark] Alright, let's see if you can (mumbles).
- Yeah, this is a little bit of schooling
in how you shoot the three pointer.
Are you ready?
- [Mark] Yep.
- Oh go.
I got it.
I almost got it stolen there.
Here we go and three pointer.
Oops.
- [Mark] You missed by a little.
- So close bro.
Okay, let's head back up to the deck.
That was embarrassing.
Okay, we'll go to the NBA.
Well guys Arizona's absolutely epic.
Thanks so much for joining us
for another on location Coyote's crib edition.
Big shout out to Charlie Bear
and of course my main man Roscoe right there.
Bat for myself and the entire brave wilderness crew,
I'm Coyote Peterson.
Be brave.
Stay wild.
We'll see you on the next location.
Whoa.
That was awesome.
I love Arizona.
And I'm sinking.
I got my hat washed.
Charlie Bear come on in here buddy.
If you thought our crip in Arizona was packed full of fun
make sure to go back and watch the episode where we took
the Coyote pack on a tour of our eclectic abode
Mark's (mumbles).
Look at those horseshoe skills.
Bro, so close.
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