both: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do, monkey with you ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey ♪
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where'd you learn to play those instruments?
both: The Internet.
- Oh, I love the Internet.
both: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh ♪
♪ Let's do the monkey ♪
♪ I'm feeling funky ♪
♪ Let's do the monkey ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh ♪
♪ Let's do the monkey ♪
♪ I'm feeling funky ♪
♪ Let's do the monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do, monkey with you ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do, monkey with you ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do, monkey with you ♪
- Six views is not ideal.
You did tag Dustan Lumberlake, right?
- I was born in the 2000s.
Of course I tagged Dustan Lumberlake.
- Then I guess there's nothing to do
but sit around and hope he sees it.
[knocking on door]
- Can you imagine if I opened the door right now
and it was Dustan Lumberlake?
- That would be ridiculous.
- I know. I'd be like, "Oh, my God!"
- And I'd be like, "Are you kidding me?"
- Oh, my God! - Are you kidding me?
- Do you know what you have done?
[helicopter buzzing overhead]
- What's going on?
[country pop music]
- Shari Underwood?
♪ ♪
- You got that right, partner.
[hip-hop music]
- Jimmy Hiphop?
♪ ♪
- Word.
- Rockin' Joel?
[rock music]
- You got that right, mate!
- My grandparents love you.
- I didn't know you were still alive.
- Oh, come on, love. That hurts, it does.
Bit offside, innit?
- We cannot understand you.
- Well, listen, this isn't about
Joel's indecipherable accent.
This is about that little ClikClok song you wrote.
It used the forbidden phrase.
- What's the forbidden phrase?
- I can explain it. Basically, it's like--
- Can someone else explain it?
- A'ight, bet. So check it.
Betta not disrespect the man before you wreck it--
- Shari, your turn.
- [clears throat]
[sings high note]
- And back to Dustan.
- The forbidden phrase is a specific string of notes
that is dangerously catchy.
It's actually illegal to put the forbidden phrase
into a song.
- I told you we shouldn't have gone to 11.
- So which part of our song has the forbidden phrase?
- We don't know.
We made sure not to listen to it.
But we did receive security alerts on our phones
because we're the Council of Pop Superstars.
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- So what do we do now?
- You need to stop that song from spreading
or the forbidden phrase will worm its way
into the brain of every person in Dimmsdale.
- What happens then?
- If the forbidden phrase gets into someone's head,
all they want to do is listen to it over
and over and over again.
They stop caring about their jobs,
their families, their succulents.
Eventually, their brains turn to mush
because all they want to do
is listen to the forbidden phrase--
quit messing with the lights, Joel!
- Sorry, bruv.
Lighting's 95% of the show, innit?
- Luckily for you two, the process of composing
the forbidden phrase makes you immune to its power.
- It won't feast on its own creators, bruv.
Good spot of luck, innit?
- He's saying you two are good,
but if you don't fix this, everyone in Dimmsdale will be
a head-bopping zombie by sundown.
- Okay, well, how do we fix this?
- We don't know.
- Wait, seriously?
- We're pop superstars.
We don't joke about being useless.
[helicopter whirring]
- Let's bounce, council.
♪ ♪
- Wait, so you're really not gonna stay here and help us?
- Sorry, love, we've got brunch booked at WeHo
and then--oh, ah!
I fell in a bush!
- I think that means no.
- Okay, Mr. Elevens, what do we do now?
- We relax.
I'll delete the video now. Problem solved.
Oh, hey, guys.
- Just a quick poof between toilets
to make sure you didn't turn the catchy dials to 11.
both: Uh...
- Cosmo, Wanda, it is still toilet time!
- You heard the man. Toilet time.
- Suspicious...
- Okay, now delete the ClikClok video.
- All right, all right, all right.
Just gonna... [phone chimes]
Ooh, hold up. Text from my mom.
- Delete our video first.
- Viv, it's my mommy!
She says, "Stop doing everything
"and turn on the Dimmsdale No Nonsense News.
PS, hope Viv isn't making too many math jokes, LOL."
[laughs]
Turn on the No Nonsense News!
- Delete our video first,
and also, you didn't need to read that PS out loud.
- My mommy said stop doing everything.
That includes deleting!
- Reporting live, I'm Judy Stoneface.
You've heard of grand openings,
but have you heard of grand closings?
Who wrote this nonsense?
Anyway, married hotties Ty Turner and Rachel Raskin
are about to close their ballroom dance business,
Fancy Dance Dance Studio.
And it's all because of a song.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
- Don't care job. Just care song.
- Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.
- This song slaps and is a bop. Listen.
- Normally, I would dismiss that as nonsense,
but if it really is a song that both is a bop
and also slaps, I'm willing to make an exception.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Okay. Well, it's official, I quit.
both: No!
- Signing off forever because I don't care job.
Just care song.
Good luck, world. I've been Judy Stoneface.
- Oh, this is bad!