- Well, well, we're back again, me and Joyce.
- Hey.
We have tried on wedding dresses,
we've tried on prom dresses.
We haven't tried on quince dresses yet,
but today we're taking a quiz.
Is it a quince or wedding dress?
We're gonna decide, 'cause we're the most qualified.
I don't know if you know, but better, like
had a little show called, Mi Quinceanera Come True.
And I was on some of the episodes
and I had to look at these insane dresses.
So I think I will be able to determine,
what is a wedding?
What is a quince dress?
- I feel like for me, I'm just gonna go based off of vibes,
you know what I'm saying?
'Cause we're all just trying to chill
in this dimension right now
and some dresses, just scream quince
and some dresses just scream, I do, you know.
I feel like maybe it's the titty action, you know,
'cause it's for a more mature lady.
- Yeah, I'm gonna be looking for the poof.
It's got to this?
Oh, well actually, nope, this might be hard.
Okay. So here's the first picture.
I already know what this is,
do you know what it is?
- 'Course I know what it is.
- It's a quince!
- Quince!
- Look at it.
(in foreign language) and the reason why I knew that
was because these children look like children.
- They look like children,
and the dress is poofy,
and there's a nice coverage in the boob area.
Oh this has to be wedding.
- Okay yeah, wedding.
- They have wine glasses. - Wow! (laughs)
- What!
- What! I should have those are wine glasses!
- I should have trusted my instinct,
which was I don't know (laughs)
- I thought 'cause the dress is white,
they all got wine glasses,
but now that I look at it,
they didn't look pretty young.
- No, there's a mom there.
There it looks like there's a (in foreign language)
Looks like there's a (in foreign language)
- So they're all just having wine glass,
when she was holding wine
on a Tuesday at, a quince.
- It's probably champagne.
The label is turned,
so you really never know.
Okay, this is hard, this is hard.
I thought it was gonna be simpler than this honestly.
This one?
- I think it's a quince dress,
'cause she looks like a baby.
- I think it's a wedding dress.
I'm gonna say wedding.
- (exclaims) It's a wedding dress!
- Ah, dang. - It's a wedding dress.
- I was clueless, ignorant some would even say.
- She looks older, she looks like
she's a woman ready to get married, betrothed.
- She looks like she's 15 years old to me.
- (in foreign language)
- Quince.
- I wanna say quince.
- She looks like a baby, she's like a baby.
- Yeah! I finally got one right (laughs)
- Alright, alright, here we go.
Is she at church for her quince ceremony or wedding?
- I see a ring.
- But it could be a purity ring also.
- Yeah.
- Catholicism.
- Yeah, I used to be careful.
- I'm gonna say wedding.
- Wedding.
- Yay! - Details.
We have all the details.
- Double in the details,
can't wait to eat at your wedding sis.
- So let's look at this one.
Okay, she's on her phone.
She's gotten her nails done.
I don't see a ring.
- No ring.
- I'm gonna say quince.
- I wanna say quince as well.
- Wrong!
- What! Wow.
- Bitch where?
- Wow so she like, F the wedding ring,
I just want put all my money in my dress,
I feel you sis.
- I feel discouraged. I feel like
when I have my wedding, will people be like,
she's having her quince.
They're coming to take me away
for that bad joke (laughs)
They'll definitely think you're having a quince.
- Which I will accept 'cause I've never had one.
Like it is my quince wedding day.
- Okay, next one, oh man.
- This is a quince.
And I'm saying it 'cause the person who made this quiz
is a trickster, I know them personally.
- Yeah, I know them
too - I'm gonna say.
This is a quince
dress - I think it's a quince.
- They got me, they got me the first round.
- She is definitely at her wedding, right?
- Yes.
- I mean those girls look, they look older.
- Yeah. This is 100% her wedding.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
- Joyce, we're flying through this.
- Gang gang bruv, gang gang!
On the quince versus what teng.
- This one is quince,
because this is a quince's photo.
They're in the (in foreign language).
The (in foreign language) are way behind singing to her.
She's riding on a horse to her womanhood, she's like this.
- Wow, yeah that's why they call her horse to stallion.
- Quinces the stallion.
- Quinces the Stallion.
- That is correct.
- Yay!
- If anyone would like for me to
pick out their quince dress,
or to help them plan their quince,
I am available, my services are available, so
- And if anyone wants me to eat the food at both events,
I am always available anytime,
and will wear a mask and listen to CDC guidelines.
- In this one, I feel like it's going to trick us.
There's only one person on the cake topper.
- Yeah. I don't see no boo with her.
This is definite quince. - I don't see no boo.
- She look like she three, she got that little,
she got the same little chubby cheeks I have.
- And you know what?
She has the quince-zilla finger point.
That's like, tell my dad to stop drinking!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a quince yay!
- Okay, what about this one?
- This is a wedding baby.
- This is a wedding.
This is the (in foreign language) wedding.
- These people are so happy,
they're looking so like,
Oh my gosh! It's the end of the movie,
I finally got the love of my life.
I will stop talking to my friends,
and this is a marriage.
- Yeah, and no shoes?
- Oh my dad would never let me wear shoes.
high heel shoes if I had a quince.
He'd be like high heel shoes are for the devil.
- Is she on her way to her quince or wedding?
- I think that she is on her way to her wedding.
- She's on her way to her wedding.
- It just gives me wedding vibes.
I'm here, I wanna get married,
I want someone to make out with, during quarantine.
This is me after every Tinder date.
So she's just definitely giving me those vibes, you feel me?
- Is this father-daughter dance happening
at a quince or wedding?
This is a quince.
- I could tell by the grandma sitting behind,
that's a quince.
- Correct.
- You know, we're in our prime.
- We are, truly.
- This one's a wedding.
- Totally, she's like,
♪ This will be ♪
♪ An everlasting love ♪
- This is a wedding.
She's got some lace going on, she's a little mature.
- Yeah, and this one totally quince.
Quince! Quince!
- Yeah, it's the gloves.
- It's the gloves.
- All of a sudden, I've become a fashion critic,
and I have to say, this is on my worst dressed list, sorry.
And what are you doing with your feet out there?
Put your feet away, girl.
- You know what?
She want a dip in the pool,
she probably having time of her life,
she probably in love with some
foreign exchange student called Lia Romeo or something,
and she just wanna have a light brisk, kissy girl.
She wanna invite all the, you know,
the siblings and stuff,
and then she know she got her promise ring,
but she threw it in the lake,
'cause she trying to look for herself.
- Yeah, I guess that's (in foreign language)
Put your freaking feet away (in foreign language)
- I'm gonna say quince.
- Oh, this one's a wedding.
This one's a wedding
because look at their faces, they look stressed.
They said, we said, no rice, don't throw rice on us.
And they threw rice, they're pissed.
- Yeah, the bride looks like she's ready to fight.
That's a wedding.
- Yeah, and you know who did that?
(in foreign language) the (in foreign language) are always
the one to do that.
You say you don't want something?
They say (in foreign language)
It's good, it's tradition.
Then say, it's my wedding, I don't want it.
- That's what my family does with the plates.
Always, everytime we have a party,
the plates are gone.
- This one's too casual for a wedding.
- Yeah, and the man kinda looks a little stiff.
I think it's a quince.
- I'm gonna say wedding.
- Dang! You were right, Maya.
- This is a quince.
- This is a quince, look at the makeup,
You could tell by the makeup alone,
this is the makeup of childhood.
Okay, she got little bit of flashback.
I know that pain.
That's the makeup of being 15.
- (in foreign language) so quince.
- (exclaims) - Alright.
- What did you get, Joyce?
- I got probably a one lesser than you,
I got 15 out of 19.
- I got 17 out of 19.
- Wow. - Says Dress Genius.
There's no quince or wedding dress
that I could ever pull a fast one on you.
You're much too smart and dress savvy to be tricked (claps).
- And you can wear what ever you want
to either you're quince, your wedding,
the club, the grocery store.
It is your style but of course the detectives,
Maya and Joyce, have to tell you
where we think it's gon' be.
And honestly, I had a lot of fun.
Spending time with Maya is always a gift.
- Me too, I had a lot of fun
and listen, if you need us
to help you pick out your dresses,
we will be here, we have a lot of time.
- We have a lot of time and a lot of energy.
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