- Hope you got a case of the munchies
because we're heading into the multi-verse.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- It's hard to believe but today
is our season 18 Finally.
- Yes.
- We did it, we made it through 2020.
Well, almost we still got a couple of weeks to go
but we wanna thank you for making us a part
of your daily routine as strange
and unroutine as those days have been this year.
We couldn't and wouldn't have done it without you.
- Yes, I agree with that.
I'm so glad that you said that to them,
'cause if you didn't say it, I was gonna say it.
- Okay, well-- - But now that you've said it,
I don't do it to say it.
Before we do say goodbye and go riddance to 2020.
We wanna make sure that you do come back next week,
'cause we're gonna have five fresh new episodes.
We're gonna be looking back at the top five
memorable moments across not number of categories.
- Okay. - All next week.
Okay. - I'm so glad you said that.
- Okay. - Because if we're gonna
tell them about next week and the memorable moments,
- You'd hard do it. - I was gonna say it.
- Right. - Okay, to close out
our season, we decided to travel to another universe
so we can get a little vacation from ours,
but also to try out some of their snacks because
as the late great Carl Sagan once said,
the nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth,
the iron in our blood, the carbon in our Apple pies
were made in the interiors of collapsing stars.
We are made of star stuff
and sometimes star stuff tastes pretty dang good.
- Is that what he said?
- Yeah, but don't look it up.
It's time for part nine of Multiverse Minchies.
- Y'all know how this goes.
We have rocketed through the multi-verse,
brave strange, parallel civilizations and returned
with snacks that do not exist here in our dementia.
- We hold these interdimensional snacks
to the same high standard as our own normal snacks
which is why we're gonna try each one and decide if it's
from a delicious dimension or if it's a snack offinsion.
- And we're gonna start with what some call
the greatest snack of all time, the Oreo cookie.
Two simple chocolate cookie discs
with sweet cream in between.
And just when you thought it couldn't be more perfect.
The doubles Stuff came along.
Double cream, double the pleasure.
- Look at that. - Yeah, but there is
another universe where they knew not to stop
at doubling the pleasure.
They decided to Bicentuple.
Yes.
It took a while to bring this thing back
but we are happy to present to you.
The Bicentuple Oreos.
200 times the pleasure.
- So you're telling me, cause we haven't open this,
we just took the beings in this particular dimensions
word for it. - Right.
- This is one cookie?
- There is one cookie in here.
As you can see there's, you got--
- Well technically two cookies
and a bunch of cream in between.
- And if you look at the back
I just want to direct your attention to the caloric intake.
One cookie. - Yep.
- 3,436 calories.
- Daily value of many different things.
- Okay so, let's drag this puppy out.
- Yeah. - You ready?
- Yep, okay.
It's sleeved.
(laugh)
- Look at that.
There's the other end.
So you got the cookie
you got the cookie, you got the cream.
- It feels like it might need,
I mean like if you were to just, gosh.
- That is a white log.
- Let's see if we can stand it up.
You grabbed this.
- Okay, okay, okay.
You can keep it.
- You got to top?
Can you go?
- No, I don't have anything, what?
- Can you hold the whole thing?
- What do you mean hold the whole thing?
- You got it? - Yes.
- 'Cause I got a special surprise.
- Yes, yes. - 'Cause you remember
the other thing they told us,
they told us that they really like to dip these in milk.
- Now, if we.
If we. - If we, if we what?
- Do you want me to grasp it?
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do besides growing?
- Yeah.
- Be gentle, be gentle, be gentle with it.
- I'm being gentle.
- Be gentle with it.
- The milk itself is--
- We don't want it to be in there too long though.
- No go.
- And usually it's about getting a cookie in there,
(laugh)
and the cookie is in there.
I mean. - Tilt this,
tilt this, tilt this. - Why are you tilting?
- So it can lay lean against the back.
- Do you want it to go all-- - All the way?
I mean this point all the way.
- [Both] No.
(audience laugh)
- The cookie got into-- - It's been dipped.
It's been dipped, I think we got it.
Now we got it come back out.
- We got to come back out.
- come back out. - Okay.
- Okay, I'll.
- Yes, yes, yes.
We've made a successful dip.
- Have you got it, have you got it, have you got it?
- Which part?
The cup. - I've got the milk.
I got the milk.
- I've got the, I've got the, no.
- You've got the cookie, you've got the cookie.
- Okay.
- Man is, it takes a lot of time to share an Oreo
in this place.
- And, but it is shareable.
- Okay, and so I think you just,
I think you just pick out
how much cream you want
and you just come in there
and you go and you do it.
That's how much I want.
How much do you?
And you got to find a way to get your mouth.
I think I'm just going to go--
- Dinky?
- I'm gonna go sideways. - And thinking.
- That's really creamy.
(indistinct)
- It's so creamy, I feel like I got to wash it down.
- I'm like you telling me.
- I feel like I'm about to like call.
I'm gonna like a Ricola commercial or something.
(laugh)
- Ricola.
Hey, hurry up man, I need milk.
It's like a snow log.
- Here.
- Hands-free.
(laugh)
- You good, you good?
- Yeah, yeah.
- That wasn't easy.
But it was an incredible.
- That's part of the fun of it.
I mean, that's intense.
That's like, Loggin.
- Bicentuple stuff Oreo.
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- In our universe, Tic-tacs and Takis,
are two very different things.
But in another universe that we visited
fire-breathing dragons have taken over
and they're burning everybody alive.
So tic-tacs and Takis have merged to create Tick Takis.
- Sick Takis. - This gives you such
a fiery breath that it
tricks the dragons into thinking you're one of them.
- Yeah, these are the types of things that we're braving
on your behalf in order to introduce you to these snacks.
I mean, it's not easy.
Yeah, there's a couple.
And my father-in-law always seems to have
a Tic-Tac on him.
- My dad was a Tic-Tac man.
- Was he a Taki man?
I didn't know about Takis. - I didn't know about
Takis is I went to-- - The West coast.
- Six flags and there's a rollercoaster
sponsored by (laugh). - That's right.
All right so I'm gonna-- - No, I knew about it
before then. - I'm gonna toss one back.
That hit my tooth and kind of hurt.
- That's why I'm just gonna do this.
- Imagine a Taki, but smaller.
- And that's pretty much it.
- In a tic-tac container.
- Here's the real test though.
- Pretty, pretty great.
- Do they do the same thing that tic-Tacs do
which is to cover up stank breath.
I've got something very fancy Limburger cheese,
you know you love it.
- I don't.
Very. - It smells a lot worse
than it tastes.
- It's yeah, it's quite stinky.
I'll go so far as to call it cabbage.
- Your breath immediately is like
your whole mouth is coated.
Sorry, let me get a smell.
(laugh) Okay.
(laugh)
Let me get a little bit more.
- Me first, you first?
- Man, it's still awful.
(laugh)
It's so, here.
- That's not good.
- It didn't really do the job, but I mean,
they taste great but-- - Tic-Takis.
- [Both] Snack Offension. - Didn't do it.
- Now, if you're intrigued
by these multidimensional masterpieces, you should stop
by the mythical kitchen channel
and give your compliments to the chefs.
- Yeah. - They've got recipe videos
airing every week on Tuesdays
and Thursdays, as well as a controversial food podcast
that releases every Wednesday
it's called a hot dog is a sandwich.
And in a recent episode
they discuss whether or not bacon is overrated.
Talk about controversy.
- My goodness, all right,
let's get back to this.
I think what our universe lacks
in almost every dish is a chance to get the blood flowing.
Just my opinion, but hey, this is my show.
At least this half of it.
- Our show, man. - This half of it is my show.
So while we have delicious Hawaiian dish the Pokay ball
here in our universe, which I've actually grown to like.
- Grown. - In another universe
they got a more interactive option.
The hokey pokey bowl. - What?
Yes and this universe is tradition that everybody eats
and dances at the same time,
to work off the calories as they are digesting.
- Yes. - So in order to
not offend them, we must eat the pokey bowl
in a very specific way.
- Stevie walk us through the hokey pokey bowl assembly,
so we don't miss it.
- [Stevie] Okay. - Yeah, 'cause I remember
during our trip into this dimension CV,
you seem to be the one who is really listening.
- [Stevie] Yeah, well, I stole a menu specifically only
for one kind of poker table.
So I'll read that recipe to you.
- Yeah. - But you have to follow
my instructions exactly.
Okay, here we go. - Yep.
- You put your salmon in.
- Okay.
- I don't, I don't like that--
- [Stevie] I'm gonna need some,
I need you to move quickly here.
You take your salmon, hand out, you put your seaweed in.
- Yes, so far it's got the stuff that
I don't like in it-- - [Stevie] And you shake it
all about.
You make the hokey pokey bowl
and turn yourself around.
- Did you like that?
- [Stevie] And that's what poker is about.
- All right yes. - You put your cucumber in.
- Don't like those either (laugh).
- [Stevie] You take your cucumber handout.
- How do you like pokey bowls?
- [Stevie] You put your spicy Mayo in.
- You put basically nothing in your bowl.
- Yeah. - [Stevie] And you shake it
all about, you make the hokey pokey bowl
and you turn yourself around.
- This is fun. - Stevie] That's what
Pokay is about.
And that's the original number one recipe.
- That's it?
- [Stevie] Yeah, now you can add some extras.
- Yeah just as you, as we pleased?
- [Stevie] Yeah as you wish,
maybe a little flare, if you want.
- Like these oranges? - [Stevie] But I don't have
the lyrics for that.
- And some of these yellows.
- So, I see what kind of Pokay ball guy you are.
You're the fruit guy.
(laugh)
Well, I got some oranges and some mangoes.
- I mean, it's a poker bowl with the blood flowing.
Hokey pokey bowl.
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- Now in our universe, Lunchables are a fun
and fast way to feed your kids lunch.
- So convenient. - But in another universe
they decided that the fun doesn't stop just
because you've grown up into an adult.
That's why that universe has, adult Lunchables.
- Adult Lunchables and as you can see
we've brought back the strip club edition
of adult Lunchables.
They contain dollar bills, body butter, chicken strips.
- Strips. - And Jack Daniels.
- Now I just want to clarify
and Stevie can attest to this because she was with us.
We didn't actually go into the strip club there.
It's just, we went into a club there
and it just that's just what they do with the clubs there.
I mean, universe has got a different thing going on y'all.
We were there and back just,
that's a strong smell coming--
- Smells is kind of skanky.
- Smells just like the club.
(laugh)
- What in the world, is that the dollar bills at stake?
- I don't know what is going on there.
- What is that stink?
- Okay.
- Is this a common question in strip club?
I don't know.
- What do you, do you wanna-- - Eat a dollar bill?
Sure.
- What is the different sauce?
- [Both] Body butter.
- Yeah. - Yeah, what is this?
Free edible underwear.
- It's but that's a little gift certificate
and then, you know. - There it is.
- Chase made sure he picked those up.
- You wanna step in one leg
at a time or do you want me to go
with both at the, all right, thank you.
- I can get it.
- Okay.
- And then this is.
- Yeah, you gotta be careful,
especially when you're a big man.
- Get your chair out of the way.
There we go.
(audience laugh)
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
- Okay. - The back is the best part.
- Okay. - All right.
- Sorry about your chair.
I didn't want people to miss the proper angles on your--
- Would you like a sweet tart?
- No I wouldn't but-- - It almost feels
like you're wearing nothing at all.
- Yeah, chicken strip and body butter.
It's the funky smell. - Yeah I don't,
you know what? - I think body butter.
- I think I can just go there and my memories.
I don't know if I have to,
if I actually have to experience this,
I will say though this isn't the only thing we picked up.
We actually also got Lunchables
adult Lunchables recently divorced edition.
- [Link] What's in that? - This one features
Oscar Meyer, Lean Turkey, Kraft American Cheese products.
- Okay. - crackers and gummy worms.
You might be wondering isn't that just what's
in a regular Lunchables, yes, yeah.
Recently divorced.
- So the convenience of mean the funky smell.
Maybe I can overlook that.
I think the convenience goes a long way.
I mean, well, you can hold it in one hand.
So I'm, I think this is probably a good idea.
- Well, here's the thing though.
I feel I'm opening a regular Lunchables
in order to dissipate
or overcome the smell of the adult Lunchables.
And that's saying a lot when you're open
your Lunchables to cover up smells.
- All right good point, adult Lunchables.
- [Both] Snack offension.
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of your daily routine and for sticking by us all 2020.
- Yes and we're gonna see you again next week
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