[MUSIC] Just when you thought it was safe to watch
Monday Night Raw, look who's back on top of the world.
[INAUDIBLE] Looking down on all of you.
The heartbreak kid himself, Shawn Michaels,
and his insurance policy, a body guard.
What does it feel like to be like me [INAUDIBLE]?
You'll never, ever know.
>> Thank you very much,
Shawn Michaels, ready for action, along with his insurance policy.
>> Never know!
[LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE] And
Rikishi up to the second rope and, now what?
>> What the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
And what's he doing to Rikishi?
>> My god, the power!
Man, that's 350 pounds!
>> [INAUDIBLE] chair fight, [INAUDIBLE]. That's what it looks like, and boom!
>> [CROSSTALK] Unbelievable!
[NOISE]
>> Again, hit him again!
>> [INAUDIBLE] [SOUND] >> Get out of here!
Get out of here, right [INAUDIBLE].
>> [INAUDIBLE] attacking Rikishi, unbelievable!
>> [INAUDIBLE] >> Six.
>> Has to the count of ten to get back in the ring.
Riddle distracted, Styles trying to take advantage.
>> Third attempt for AJ Styles.
Looking for the Styles clash if he can hook it.
>> Gotta hook that other arm.
>> Hooked them, got it.
Styles clash, cover.
>> One, two.
AJ Styles takes out Matt Riddle.
>> Here's your winner. He's phenomenal, AJ Styles.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Give a huge assist to the enormous,
can we say new associate, perhaps, of AJ Styles?
>> I'd love to hear what AJ Styles has to say about this.
[INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC]
>> Wait a minute, that's AJ and.
My God, my God is, Cena drags Ziggler back to middle of the ring, guys.
Ziggler is in the NXT, but guys, that's Big E Langston from NXT.
>> Watch out.
>> Big E Langston has gone in after John Cena.
[SOUND] The powerful Big E Langston planting Cena.
>> That's some cracked ribs.
>> And AJ's loving every minute of it.
>> Gosh.
AJ's- >> What in the?
>> I don't get any of this.
[MUSIC]
Introducing his [INAUDIBLE] partner
weighing in at 224 pounds, Christian.
[MUSIC]
Brothers and
sisters.
I've got tonight's sermon in hand.
Testify, you see, yea,
though I walk through this place of
sinners, I fear no temptation.
No, I don't, because you see, brothers and sisters,
Reverend D-Von is a righteous man.
I am a man with great joy.
I know that when the good man above smiles upon me,
he'll be smiling because I tried to help you sinners and backsliding people.
[NOISE] >> Backsliders.
[NOISE] >> But long and behold,
brothers and sisters, there has been another follow up.
That's right.
This follow up will be here to protect The D-Von Building Fund.
That's right, I want everybody to get up out of your seats,
put your hands together for Deacon Batista.
>> Look at the size.
They must have some good gyms in church?
Ladies and gentlemen,
the new bodyguard of the heart break kid,
the big, the bad, the vicious Sid.
>> Sid.
>> Unbelievable.
>> It is him, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.
I didn't think he talked to anybody, I didn't think anybody talked to him,
this guy is a psycho.
He's a nut, he's a lunatic, nobody wants him around.
[MUSIC]
>> Take a look at this monster.
>> You didn't tell me he was gonna be around.
Even I wouldn't want to be at ring side.
>> What has Shawn Michaels done?
>> He's pranked up, I think.
[MUSIC]
Keep this, if seeing is believing, the eyes of every superstar in
the World Wrestling Federation are popping out of their skulls.
Tell ' big man.
>> See, I bet millions of people around the world were asking the question,
Shawn Michaels, why?
Why take the chance on another body guard
when Dizzo turned his back on you when times got tough?
See, I'll tell you why.
That he can trust me, we sat down,
we had a talk, and then the man realized
that [INAUDIBLE] he has no feelings,
no remorse, for any living soul!
[NOISE] >> But second of all,
and most important, that I will be by his
side at all times, yes, at all times.
When times are good and when the times are bad,
but my to him is simple.
There will be no bad times.
And how could I sit here?
And I say, this was simple, together,
the Heartbreak Kid and myself, we will rule the world!
>> [SOUND] >> [INAUDIBLE]
>> Three!
>> Can I help you?
This is not your match!
[INAUDIBLE] >> AJ, look at Tamina.
That's what I'm talking about.
[INAUDIBLE] As AJ celebrates, Cameron looking for a big victory here.
And AJ able to kick out.
Man.
Shining wizard, maybe not.
They sent Cameron to the locker room.
[INAUDIBLE]