markiplier is one of the best people I
know he's a loving caring friend it
reminds me of the time when we were out
on the mountains back packing he said
what Batman doesn't know the first thing
about even wearing clothes he only
learned how to spell a few years ago
well started to learn markiplier is a he
said that I don't know anything about
wearing clothes didn't he do a nude
calendar mangas pleaser is just jealous
because I am the face of cloak I make
the clothes look good
I mean carrying bueno it's hard to come
in second place when there's only two
people in the company but he will never
know what it's like to have a full face
of facial hair
are you really going to listen to a guy
who dropped out of college and started a
YouTube channel playing games where all
he does is scream and swear and yell at
them all day no of course not you have
standards did you guys know if you
rearrange the letters in markiplier it
spells douchebag you know what just let
me be the face and the fashion side of
cloak okay you go back to being the
crying baby side of pork this cat
doesn't even know you and even he hates
you mangle Pilar thinks that people who
can't spell are not good enough for
cloak huh pretentious but me
jacksepticeye here am at the
jacksepticeye variety channel I think
that you could be whatever you want to
do so don't forget to go to cloak
brand.com where you can get the entire
new stunning collection of tie-dye and
don't forget at checkout you can use the
discount code marx sucks for 0% off on
all
don't forget that's marked with a C
cloak piece-by-piece
This Means War hold the joy con still in
your hand and press honey but I haven't
even started and the game is already
telling me to hold an L
alright this girl isn't the strap sweet
Jesus this is harder than actually
working out oh my god weird okay well oh
there's my leg oh jeez is so welcome to
ring fit adventure it's an exercise game
for the switch and I I'm not in the best
shape anymore okay I used to be in
terrific shape I used to go to the gym
all the time
everything slides just a lot so
Nintendo's gonna get me fit I'm gonna be
sexy oh oh you're all ready for
dissonant I know I have a lot of hidden
strengths I'm going to break this game
also I'm wearing my beautiful cloak
tie-dye crop top okay I'm glad I have
this go-to clock Brian calm to get yours
it's beautiful it's exactly for this and
I've also recording my heart rate so
you're gonna see me struggle very
heavily playing this game Mir rate so
linear 127 doing my intro and recording
videos in general it takes a lot out of
me okay price in and star tip will
demonstrate what it means to have proper
posture don't be condescending no tip
I'm a gamer gamers don't have posture
gamers have problems but we don't feel
any of them let's go with intent I don't
to go extreme you really kill me if I do
that okay yeah
strength 100 let's think it's gonna
wobble all over the place
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told you guys that was strong [ __ ]
grace okay
level one drag ox is radiating a purple
aura like this don't you remember how
you don't care I'm here to get swole I
don't I don't care about your problems
I'm here to burn calories get sweaty and
get fit I want my ass back in shape get
rid of me hell yeah come on I'm ready
I'm ready
ten and two ten and to reach the goal I
can't oh that's me oh so sexy
alright okay my hair's on fire doesn't
seem good can I go faster there along
this oh my god I'm doing it I'm
exercising Adam a gamer at the same time
me okay where are we heading to hi dear
look I'm running and faster than anybody
in the whole world oh hell yeah that's
good that's gonna work up my core nice
guys I'm [ __ ] already well this is gay
me open says me cool little man try
pointing me downward pressing it oh okay
here we go go again go again oh hell
yeah
look amigo everybody you've never seen a
gamer like this before
haha they're easier to climb if you
raise your knees up higher oh yes
high knees high knees I'm gonna burn a
hundred million calories playing this
game that's good though I race and have
shoes on though it's bad form to be
paying this game with no platforms under
me just a higher ground and my feet
that's bad for can I jump my legs are
broken
hey I should get it shoes I need to have
my glasses on or something Oh take that
Luigi Mansion thank you I want a Pokemon
game like this where I actually have to
run around and captured copla here you
go
oh boy don't burn out just yet though
you need something for mater you did it
thank you exercise into experience
points thank you victory pose how many
calories did I burn it off my watch on
it no I looked at it okay charge your
squat power but don't overextend
yourself oh god oh god my leg is
vibrating
ah thank you thank you very much I am
exhausted
he's way buffer than I'll ever be
that's unfair this is bud buddy
standards
I'm feeling very ashamed right now just
because I had Taco Bell earlier doesn't
mean through this my face that's right
make me feel better
lightly cover the IR motion camera with
the pad of your right thumb oh my god
does this thing actually measure my
heart rate okay my heart rate monitor
says 103 let's see if this is accurate
ow
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I'm not doing anything 116 117 116 what
is this gonna say did we get it oh Jesus
Christ
he can't be doing that to me all right
no my heart rates gonna spike actually
my heart rate went down what was my
heart rate I want to know okay next
level baby next level I'm ready to
unleash my power okay good good good
good
see this is how you get gamers off the
couch this is how you get gamers to
really care you give them sick video
games oh my god I can jump with the
power of a thousand then there we go
boys through much
okay I'm too good at this okay faster
faster
I know I could be hitting things but I
don't care I just care about speed I
care about being the most accurate gamer
whoa God burps are coming out I'm a mess
what did I do am i dead oh Jesus I knew
these guys would show up did you you
didn't warn me
yeah head oviedo he's fit skills destroy
he's fists kill as the different
exercise got it it's like the fits get
on press in
squats overhead press knee to chest
chair pose okay let's let's do some
squats wait I got I got good quads all
right okay let's go here we go
yeah wait it didn't work bitch-slap them
with a squat I'm gonna make six sculpted
glorious golden ass eat [ __ ] okay I'm
gonna do 500000 squats whoa
yeah mama feel the power of my ass and
the power of these blues Oh
gamers know how to do it nice that's the
power of my superior ass muscles taking
the crap out of you pick up the face
okay look oh yeah now this is good this
is Lord of mercy hug me Taco Bell give
me power they do it I've cared for three
and Kato Khan
okay I got it I got strong ABS I'm doing
it
but keep squeezing but you guys look at
the size of these abs my abs can block a
nuclear bomb we're good guys starting to
feel like an actual warfare I want to
get in sick shape this is where it
starts Oh to see gamers get bread but
all this came up wants to do is good
geez okay even fighting back
you're a [ __ ] who the boots you got I
got overhead presses and squats
I'm blood rushing to my head by 170 BPM
good Christ I'm a little out of shape
I need to go back to the gym look that's
the power of my bison tries baby yeah
yeah five monies does that see if I went
to the gym in real life and they were
offering me money for finishing my sets
I would be a very very averagely wealthy
person level two kings
I really think it was my abs that did it
they really really felt like they popped
off there for a second
oh great back to running love that for
me oh I love that this is happening for
me good things are happening in my
personal on my game of life this is good
my I'm running fast do you think I am
[ __ ] Sonic the Hedgehog
as opposed to Sonic the narwhal oh if
this was real life I'd be dead I would
have fallen off and I would have died I
got this high knees high knees yeah
military squats oh god another passion
I'm gonna do it just have to get known
blast attack we're not doing [ __ ]
squats again let's do knee to chest
let's do chair pose chair pose is just
like a slow squat actually it's gonna be
terrible oh shut up okay whoa there you
go here you go hold this pose what are
you holding for oh okay
[ __ ] okay suck does that mean let me
gain at my own pace thank you I'm care
okay take a [ __ ] pop off this is
nothing there's nothing I could hold off
the entire Mongolian Empire back in
imperial times with these acts that's
not true there was a lot of them okay
knee to chest and to just sit on the
floor for this one you're not even going
to see me I'm here okay can you see me
hi gamers oh yeah
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answer my real house baby
abs are where I excel
you're getting a full force of an
Irishman's beefcake how does it feel not
so good it seems Elliot child's play
Giants play look at my heart rate not
even faze the the commentary is taken
more out of me I'm ready I'm gonna be
the ultimate gamer Nintendo oh yeah oh
yeah give it to me all day oh dang Oh
feels so good to be a pimp do you guys
see that ab guard though did you see it
thank God that I have my coke friends
tight I eat crop top for it so I could
show off my amazing figure okay oh oh
that might oh that's gonna mat that was
it thank you thank you drop your hips
drop my I'm sorry okay let's check my
pulse the thing he says I might 150
let's see what this says
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1:57 it's actually accurate or more or
less actress less sure was a workout
make sure to take a break and drink
plenty of water to feed Drago okay well
I'm coming for you pal I've got my ads
to check I'm ready to kick some serious
dragon ass right now Oh feel it feel it
feel the bird feel the bark
no pain no gain I [ __ ] know look mr.
ring can you shut up
I can feel it in my sweet tenders you're
going down buddy
you're going down there's a gator in the
arena right now there's a gator in the
arena and he's he's ready to pass out
how about her say is he doing push-ups
my god he's so sexy and attractive are
you [ __ ] me
yeah I could do that too I'm just tired
oh my god how am I supposed to defeat
this specimen okay okay let's do some
squats
we'll get the squats down anyway go do
your least favorite exercise first there
the bitch-slapped Zeus undertake it
ring-ring he has a lot of health better
he probably has more health than I have
squats in me I'm just saying it's the
underside of my feet they taste like
cheese I have been watched in Washington
14 weeks the controller vibrates on my
leg every time I squat down it feels
real nice okay how about a [ __ ] pass
out there 800 I feel it in my nice and
then where it felt that what I think I
felt new muscles for that one what's
with my record heart rate right now
we're at 176 has it gone higher than
that okay okay ring I might have lied I
wasn't hydrated
I didn't think water I'm a liar I'm a
bad gamer
[ __ ] yeah eat [ __ ] dad I'm better than
you
okay I'm sorry that you guys can't
really see what's going on but just
assume that peak physical condition is
happening I'm feeling very proud of this
never let your feet drop Oh sometimes
that your feet drop ring is like the
best type men put the shittest motivator
SuperSpeed oh [ __ ] yes come on oh yeah I
can feel it I'm a gamer in peak physical
condition
I'm Gert okay here we go my best move my
power move trying to ditch see this one
Drago we call a chair pose that means
bad news for you buddy when you wish my
guy in the side would do this faster yes
okay all right okay there's gonna be the
last one I can feel it this is gonna be
it this one doesn't mega damage 15 yes
you're going down Drago what are all
those muscles for anyway nothing they're
just for show I have the real strength
inside me since the beginning
thank you Thank You team effort you me
thank you I got a hundred money for that
I would love to go to the gym and do
that and then have somebody come in and
go like here's 100 pound I've been like
thank you I'm gonna go spend it all on
KFC it's time for my victory pose feel
it deep thank you ring thank you
quit here for the leg cool though you
know I'm the game told me to the game
told me that I should quit and cool that
it's not because I'm tired it's not cuz
I've had enough of this it's cuz the
game told me to it's cuz I'm so good at
it the game is telling me to slow down
or else I'm gonna pass out thank you for
joining me on this glorious adventure
today this is probably the most I've
ever sweated for a video for you guys
the blood sweat and tears is real you're
gonna have to give me a like in this
video for the amount of effort I went
through for you also when the haters and
the haters come around just don't forget
to AB card yep okay the haters come on
to Train slap you're AB guard you can't
get through it impenetrable but I hope
you guys enjoyed watching this it was
actually really fun and that
legitimately is a decent workout if you
don't do much working out at all that is
really good and you get to look at
something and play along with the game
at the same time so fantastic idea I'm
surprised there's not more stuff like
this out for the switch right now also
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I merch I'm good at selling my own thing
I can do I know
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