- How old is he like? 2,000? - He's like a million years old.
- No. No, that can't be right.
- Who is this 'Kee-unu Ree-bees'?!
♪ (playful intro) ♪
- (FBE) For today's episode, we're gonna be showing you
some memes that all involve the same person.
- Oh, okay. That's great.
- (FBE) What do you think a meme is?
- A meme is when you say something short like, "Bye-bye!"
- Is it, like, you're mean to someone?
- ♪ All right ♪ - Who's this?
- ♪ What a man, what a man, what a man ♪
♪ What a mighty good man ♪ - I know this man.
- Oh, I've seen this dude! I think it was
on "You'll Always Be My Maybe."
- ♪ What a mighty good man ♪ ♪ Yes, he is ♪
♪ What a mighty good man ♪ - What the heck?
That's weird.
- (FBE) So, do you know who that is? - Yeah, Keanu Reeves.
- (FBE) What do you know him from?
- Point Break and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
- He looks cool, but what he was doing wasn't exactly cool.
I don't-- - Yeah.
He doesn't act cool AT ALL.
♪ (mid-tempo electronic music) ♪
- Why does he just get him walking?
- ♪ (humming along) ♪
- I feel like that's the guy from John Wick's Bounty.
- What the heck?! The ending was perfect.
Just like... - It's the same studio,
the same acting. It's like the kiss,
the forgetting something, but it's not the same song.
- "11-year-old me when finding a village in Minecraft.
We have a city to burn." Ooh, I'ma start doing that.
- Minecraft's really dead, so I don't even know
why this is funny. - That doesn't even look real.
That looks like an animation. That looks like a drawing.
- It still doesn't look like he's real.
It looks like he's in Fortnite.
- "Bart. Bartend. Game. Gamend.
Leg."
- Le-end. Legend. (gasps) Ohhhh.
So, he's a legend. Ohhh.
- Legend. Oh.
What made him get so meme'd?
- Lend? Lend? - (FBE) What word does it spell?
- Leg-end. Leg-end. - (FBE) You're really close.
- Legend? That was hard.
- Yeah, he's a legend. - Oh, no. He's not a legend.
You call this a legend? - He really doesn't look
like a legend. He looks like a weird dude
adjusting his glasses, trying to look cool
with a robotic arm, but he's ultimately failing it.
- Did he die or something? Then why is he a legend?
You can only call someone a legend if they died
and they're the greatest person. Like me, I'm a legend when I die.
♪ (soft harp music) ♪
- "He protec, he attac, but most importantly,
he loves everybody bac." (laughs)
- I don't know who this person is. I wanna know!
- I can't even read this. People! Don't do this,
or else people are gonna have hard times reading this.
- Yeah, that doesn't make sense. - No.
- If you attack-- how do you love everyone
if you're attacking that person? - How do you attack people
with a gun and love them back after you shoot them?
- This one in the middle, "he attac," it looks like he's burning
the other studio that we just saw. - Him from the 1530s,
him from the 1875-ish stuff,
and then him from 1991, 1995... - 1991, 1995.
- ...2003, 2005, 2009.
- How old is he like? 2,000? - He's like a million years old.
- No. No, that can't be right.
- 1991. That's when he was cast as Ted.
- Is that the guy that acted for John Wick?
- (FBE) It is! - I didn't think he had a beard.
- Here's the question. How did they even know
how John Wick's gonna turn out? - Wait a minute! That's the future!
That hasn't even come yet. - 2077?
We're not even gonna be-- I'm not even gonna be alive 2077.
- "Whoa, there's a joke on my Laffy Taffy wrapper.
I don't get it." He looks confused here,
and then he's just like, "I don't get it."
- See? This is me. I don't get the Laffy Taffy joke
that's on the laptop. What are all these memes?
- "I don't get it." - "I don't get it."
I don't get THIS joke! - "I don't get it."
Yeah, that's how I feel about him. - This isn't even a joke or a meme.
- I don't get this. - "I really enjoy acting,
because when I act, I'm no longer"-- holy...
He's, like, depressed? - It's a big mood, just saying.
Big mood. - I don't know how some people
post this and like, "Oh, this is gonna make
so many people laugh." That's just sad.
- "What if the dogs let themselves out?"
(snickers) - It's supposed to be,
"Who let the dogs out? Woof woof."
- ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ ♪ Woof, woof, woof ♪
- Then the world would just be a world of wild dogs.
There's the answer to your question.
- (as Ted) What if the dogs let themselves out?
Bill, I have just one question for you.
(as Bill) What is it, Ted? (as Ted) What color is an orange?
- (Bill) Ted, you bonehead. Its color is the same as its name,
just like a lemon. - "Keanu Reeves in real life.
Keanu Reeves in movies." Who is this 'Kee-unu Ree-bees'?!
- Is Keanu Reeves a human or a dog? - That dog's cuter,
and that dog needs to go to the dentist and the doctor's.
- His teeth looks like he hasn't brushed them for...
- A million decades. - (gasps)
It's the same dog! I am terrified.
What did they do to his teeth?! - That dog looks... it's scary.
I don't know. I don't really watch movies and stuff,
so I don't really understand a lot of this.
- I told my mom, "What if Keanu Reeves just busts down the door
and just be like, 'I am an FBI agent!'"
And then my mom told me, "No, he's very calm in real life.
He wouldn't do that." (chuckles)
- "What's up with gods raising their right hand?"
- So, they're always raising their right hands. Hmmm.
- He's not a god. He's an actor.
I don't get it. - I wouldn't consider him a god,
but I would consider him a good actor.
If I was making a movie, I would cast him as the lead role.
- "Keanu just existing.
The entire internet." (laughs)
- This is actually true, 'cause the entire internet
is like...
to this one dude.
- I don't get it. I don't get who this Keanu Reeves is.
I wanna know who he is so bad! Ugh!
- (FBE) So, what do you think about how the entire internet
just seems to love Keanu Reeves? - I'm not lying.
I also like him. He's a good actor.
I might even make memes about him after this.
- (FBE) Do you know who was in all those memes?
- I don't know. A karate kid? I don't know. Actor? I don't know
- John Wick. - (FBE) How do you know John Wick?
- I see him everywhere. - (FBE) Where have you seen him?
- In movies, Fortnite. - The guy that acted for John Wick.
- The guy who was on "You'll Always Be My Maybe."
- They're about Keanu Reeves.
- (FBE) All of those memes feature Keanu Reeves.
- Keanu. Keanu. Keanu.
- Uh... Hmm. - Hmm.
- I don't know! - Who names their kid "Keanu"?
I'm sorry, Keanu, if you're watching this,
but you've gotta admit, who says "Keanu"?
Like, "Keanu, come here!"
- (FBE) He's a very well-known actor who many say broke out in 1989
with a movie called "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."
- I watched it. Telephone time machine.
- Never heard of that movie. - It sounds old.
That's all I can tell you.
- (FBE) Then he became really popular when his movie Speed
came out in 1994. He's also well-known
for playing action heroes like Neo in The Matrix
and John Wick in the John Wick movies.
- (hits table) Frickin' John Wick?!
He must seriously-- he must be making it RAIN!
- (FBE) Why do you think there's so many memes about this guy?
- 'Cause he's probably a good actor, and they like making memes about him.
- 'Cause he's awesome. (whispers) He does all the movies.
- I guess some people just find him--
"Oh, he's so cool, 'cause he's a hitman and stuff.
That's so cool." - (FBE) Keanu Reeves is known
for being a really nice guy. He set up a cancer charity,
and he works closely with a lot of other charity organizations,
and he's known for being very respectful towards women.
And people online today even call him the internet's boyfriend.
- What?! The internet's boyfriend?!
- They like him, because he's like--
he's handsome. - Wow. No tea, no shade, Keanu.
You're a respected man.
- (FBE) And even though he makes lots of money,
he once said, "Money doesn't mean anything to me.
I give a lot away and live simply."
- Kind. - (FBE) If you were rich
and famous like Keanu Reeves, is this how you would act?
- Yes. But I would buy myself a dog first.
- I'd give a lot of money to my family
so they're living good too, not just me.
- I would do the important stuff first.
I would give it to some people who needed it.
- My family friend that I call my aunt,
her name was Jill and she died of cancer.
And I really want to-- I'm sorry. Hold on. (sniffs)
I would act kind of the same as him. I just wanna help other people
that have cancer too. So, that's probably
what I would wanna do when I'm older with my money as well.
- (FBE) So, there's a lot of stories on the internet
about what a good guy Keanu is. So, for example, apparently,
one time he waited in the rain outside of his own party
instead of complaining to everyone about not being let in.
- Awww! That's so nice!
- And it was his party in his house?!
- That's cool, but... no offense, I wouldn't do that.
I ain't trying to be in the rain.
- (FBE) There's even an entire subreddit dedicated to him
called "Our Keanu Being Awesome," where people just post
about how cool and great he is. - They never do this
to other nice people. And how come he's just
set aside from all the rest? - (FBE) Due to all these stories,
some people think Keanu Reeves is almost magical.
- He's so nice! I'm pretty sure he would be so nice.
- (FBE) So finally, based on what you learned
about him today, do you think Keanu might actually be magical?
- Well, like a unicorn? No. - No one can be magical.
- No. No. No. - No.
- He's not like a magician. - With a cherry top, no.
He doesn't have some magical wand he can just pull out of his butt.
- Why would he be magical? Magic... I don't think it's real,
'cause if you believe on something--
have you ever seen a unicorn? No. - (FBE) Not in real life.
- No. Have you ever seen a flying monkey? No.
Have you ever seen a magical princess? No.
Why would magic be real? - Maybe.
Magical in acting, magical at being nice,
magical at helping charities! - He's magical.
I don't think he has an age. He actually is probably Peter Pan.
I didn't even know him, but now he's so magical to me.
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