Hi!
Long time no see.
Wanna hear a joke?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-nique up on it.
Oh!
That has to be the worst joke I’ve ever heard.
I got it from a popsicle stick.
I have a whole box at home.
Of popsicles, not just the sticks.
Dad, this is my friend Dawn…
and her mom.
Sharon?
Richard.
The game is afoot.
Project Parent Trap begins now.
Sharon, you’re here…
where I am.
The store, the shopping store.
We’re shopping
for food for dinner.
Would you… wanna join us for dinner tonight?
We’d love to.
Well these won’t do.
Where are your clothes Princess Bailey?
Those are my old clothes.
Over here are my new clothes!
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
And you’ve known this since you were little?
Pretty much.
And if someone tried to make you do everything
with your left hand it would be super weird, right?
If I tried to use scissors I’d definitely stab myself.
Well, that’s how Bailey feels.
The same way that you know that
you’re right-handed, Bailey knows she’s a girl.
And we all want our outsides to match our insides, right?
Yeah.
And it’s rad to have parents and a babysitter who get it.
She’s really lucky.
Snail!
There’s great things about change, too,
like my new friend, who I brought with me today- Mary Anne.
Welcome,
Mary Anne, come, share with us.
Oh no.
I’m sorry I’m so shy. I’m sorry I’m not cool and funny,
I’m sorry I’m so scared of everyone and everything.
And I’m sorry.
I’m sorry, I can’t even stop saying “I’m sorry”.
Okay.
“Okay?”
Yeah. I mean, a new moon sharemony
is not everyone’s cup of tea.
But... didn’t I embarrass you?
Don’t you think I’m a pathetic crybaby
who’s constantly making a total fool of herself?
No, I think you were understandably freaked out.
But it doesn’t really matter what I think.
If you believe you’re a pathetic crybaby, well, who am I to tell you otherwise?
Come on, we don’t have to go back there.
We can go sit over there.
Mary Anne, listen.
I’m not trying to hurt your feelings or your show. I respect you too much for that.
But when you’re working on your play, you feel great, right?
Like you’re connected to what you really care about?
Like you’re the best version of yourself?
I feel like I can talk to people and not be shy.
Because it’s not about me, it’s about something way bigger.
That’s what this protest is for me.
I’m not trying to shut down your show.
I’m trying to make a difference.
Kids are being left out because they have less.
If there’s anything I can do to change that, that’s what I have to do.
Because that’s my best version of me.
I guess I can understand that.
You try and make the world better your way,
and I’ll do mine.
And we’ll still be best friends.
Okay?
Okay.