>> TODAY TRUMP SPENT SOME TIME ON HIS LAST FRIDAY IN THE WHITE
HOUSE WITH MIKE LINDELL, THE GUY ON THE MyPillow COMMERCIALS.
MIKE LINDELL, THE PILLOW PITCH MAN AND CONSPIRACY THEORIST,
TELLS "THE DAILY BEAST" HE WAS INFORMING TRUMP ABOUT A NEW
ELECTION FRAUD THEORY THAT CHINA AND OTHER COUNTRIES HELPED STEAL
THE 2020 ELECTION FOR JOE BIDEN.
PHOTOGRAPHER FOR "THE WASHINGTON POST" CAUGHT A SHOT OF LINDELL'S
NOTES WHICH READ, IN PART, QUOTE, MARTIAL, IF NECESSARY.
>> HELLO, I'M MIKE LINDELL, INVENTOR OF MyPillow.
MyPillowS NOT ONLY GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT'S REST, BUT THEY'RE
ALSO THE ONLY PILLOWS THAT WHISPER CONSPIRACY THEORIES TO
YOU AS YOU SLEEP.
THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY CHINA...
JOE BIDEN'S DOG IS A SATANIC PEDOPHILE...
NANCY PELOSI WILL BE THE NEXT BACHELORETTE...
THE SECRET IS MY PATENTED SHRIEK CAPTURE TECHNOLOGY.
>> THE PILLOWS ARE THEN QUICKLY SEWN SHUT AND STUFFED INTO
PLASTIC TO SEAL IN ALL MY DELUSIONAL JUICES!
>> THANKS TO MyPillow, I'M BOTH WELL RESTED AND READY TO
COMMIT SEDITION.
>> PLUS ENTER THE CODE "LIZARD PEOPLE" NOW AND GET 10% MORE
PARANOIA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
THE RESOLUTION STARTS NOW!
TAKE OVER, AMERICA!
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