I'm really sorry we missed your body is
a wonderland okay only one song that's
not so bad right who's your
body's a wonderland well the good news
is he has so many good ones here's an
idea next time instead of being late
just on my face cuz that's kind of
the same thing as missing your body as
wonderland okay come on we've really got
to go in Julie Roberts about put on her
really tall boots We Need to Talk I
think we should take a break I just feel
like we should chill for a while you
know you're doing this you're breaking
up with me you said I was your soul mate
I did when when we were at that
bed-and-breakfast having sex but you
know that that doesn't watch count I was
tied up at work I'm sorry
maybe you should care a little bit less
about work and a little more about the
girl that you're dating last time I
checked work doesn't reassure you that
liking a finger up your ass doesn't make
you gay I never said go up okay I just
said lightly around it's like a like a
little button you know what not your
issue anymore
is this why you were late you were
worried about how to break up with me oh
no no I was trying to decide what to
wear so you won with sneakers and a
hoodie yeah what are you gonna keep it's
a keys after this lash out okay you're
better than that I'm really not I just
think we're heading in different
directions yeah you too the John Mayer
concert and me not thank you for doing
this before the concert by the way best
breakup he is the Sheryl Crow of our
generation we just ask you a quick
question and just know that I am not at
all crushed by this breakup so be honest
what is this a trick nope just a pure
anthropological research okay you want
someone to sweep you off your feet but
you're more interested in getting swept
off your feet than the someone who's
doing the sweeping you seem like you've
got it totally together but you're
actually really emotionally damaged
also you have like really big eyes
that freaks me out sometimes thank you
it's now it is not you at all of course
it's me you can't say that you're
breaking up with me it's not it's me I
don't like you anymore
this is my fault these are better than
me you're a great guy a little too
emotionally unavailable you asked me I
didn't I really want to stay friend
let's stay friends sure totally
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