What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room.
No, I'm picking you up for our date.
- These are for you. - Oh! Lilies.
Joey, they're my favorite. Thank you.
And...a brownie.
[gasps]
Well, half a brownie.
Actually, it's just a bag.
It was a long walk from the flower shop
and I was starting to feel faint, so..
Oh, man. This is so great.
I actually feel like I'm going on a real date.
Although I have a hint of morning sickness
and I'm wearing underwear
that goes up to about there.
Hey, come on now, this is a real date, uh..
So, nice place you got here.
Foosball, huh.
Pizza box.
Oh, a subscription to "Playboy."
My kind of woman.
Yeah, actually, that's my roommate's.
I would like to meet him.
He sounds like a standup guy.
Ah, yes, but he's very protective of me
so you better watch yourself.
Ah!
Hey, so this roommate of yours
is he good-looking?
- Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah.
It must be tough to keep your hands off him, huh?
[chuckles]
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
No, no, no, he's not.
No, why are you trying to ruin the game?
Come on.
Which brings us back, of course
to Greeley's theory of dominance.
Okay, that-that's it for today.
Oh, uh, does anyone know where the Freeman Building is?
Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.
What? That-that's all the way across town.
I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Ooh, dude, that's not gonna happen.
Okay, move it, move it!
Move it! Hey! I'm the teacher!
[panting]
Hello.
[panting]
I'm sorry I'm a little late.
Uh, whoa, a lot late.
Uh, well, let me start by, uh..
by introducing myself.
I'm, uh, Professor Geller.
[bell rings]
So, to sum up..
I'm Professor Geller.
Good job today.
Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
There's a side of steamed vegetables.
Mmm.
Now instead of the vegetables
is there any way that I could substitute
the, um..
...three-pound lobster?
You know what, bring her both.
And I'll have the same.
Oh, wow!
This is shaping up to be a pretty good date.
Oh, I almost forgot, I didn't pay you the rent check.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, no roommate stuff, okay?
- We're on a date. - Okay.
Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani
is like on a date.
So do you have any moves?
No. No, I'm just myself.
And if they don't like me for..
[laughs]
I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that.
[laughing]
I knew it, I knew it. Come on, tell me your moves.
Oh, alright, um..
Well, okay, I usually start
by having a bottle of wine
sent to my table from a fan.
Oh, my God. And that works?
Well, it does when you combine it with
"This is so embarrassing.
I just wanna have a normal life."
Oh, you poor little famous man.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay, how about this one?
I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you
but you're just so beautiful, I..
...I don't think I can.
Oh, my God.
That was fantastic. I almost leaned in.
I really almost did.
Alright, so, so tell me one of your moves.
[clears throat] Alright.
So where'd you grow up?
That's your move?
Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
Come on, just answer the question.
[sighs] Queens.
And so were you, were you close to your parents?
Yeah, with my mom, yeah.
- Not so much with my dad. - Why not?
I don't know, I guess there's just
always been this distance, you know.
I mean, we both try to pretend it's not there
but, but it is.
Oh.
That's got to be rough.
Yeah, it is, yeah, it's really tough.
You know sometimes I think..
Wow!
Nice move.
- Uh-huh. - Uh!