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welcome back to another episode of
meantime the show where I shake my
floppy banana at you over and over again
one of these days this is gonna burst
and I just hope to god that it's caught
on camera because otherwise it's
pointless otherwise I'll just show you
the cleanup process afterwards well
welcome to the meantime we're gonna look
at what you could maybe what you cooked
up last time speaking of the fluffy
bananas I'm joining in sorry for the
blurriness it's okay cameras can't
capture the quality of a banana okay you
wanna go you wanna fight is this
supposed to go to turn into how far can
we push this how far will this joke go
of was pointing bananas on each other ah
you want to go your fight I'll kill you
for anybody at YouTube watching
confirming manual review on my video
that was a joke I will not kill any of
my fans I love them and they are awesome
it was just a joke that we have between
each other cuz apparently joking that
you're gonna kill your fans it's gonna
get you T monetized who knew that
threats on the internet could go so far
what happens if they combine fluffy
banana squishy potato let's do it
no no I
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don't know what have I done
look what you made me do Sean can't wait
having to explain this to my mom what
surgery explain if a floppy banana comes
through the door you just do this and
she'll be like I got it
it won't be a positive reaction but
she'll be like oh okay
thank you spawn of me why did I have you
my banana is the best key that's
cheating you can't do that you have to
have the actual floppy banana you don't
have it then you're not allowed to be
part of this war this fight we're gonna
rise at dawn and throw our bananas at
the enemy now this is getting ridiculous
now you have an actual banana it has to
be in the same angle that's that's true
which angle am i going at it doesn't
matter it can be flipped whichever way
you want to go you want to go you see
this I got skills okay but [ __ ] with me
I have the power of five side Chiquita
on my side Jack may have a banana but
I've got to Chile get out of here with
that weight hit me could your chili
pepper do that could you throw your
chili pepper with the power of a
thousand men threw a stone concrete wall
no he can't
only floppy banana can do that get it
into your head got a different button
what is that this banana and banana hand
cream I appreciate the effort but you're
not doing enough oh my god Shawn does
your banana have a banana case what
Jesus I need one maybe I should just buy
a second one of these and then open it
up and take out all the powder so I can
just put this banana into it and just
keep stacking until I have the hundred
layer challenge of bananas every banana
about this thick and I'm able to destroy
the world
throw through a plate-glass window me
waiting for Jack's and/or Dragon episode
I know I'm sorry
I completely put it on the back burner I
never went back and then everyone was
like Jack it's been a month
what I'm sorry my bad I'll get to it
soon I'll try my best to get to it as
soon as possible there's just a lot of
pressure on that episode and I don't
know if I'll be able to kill the Ender
Dragon I don't disappoint people morning
that was really loud friends Jack will
you ever finish the Minecraft series
Jack no I think I will I'll finish it
I'll at least do that even if the series
ends after that I will at least do that
as a final episode it probably won't be
the final episode but whatever we'll
cross that bridge when we build it here
we go again
teacher why are you laughing me nothing
my brain lon mcLaughlin teacher what are
you laughing about me nothing my brain
lon McLaughlin Shawn McLaughlin teacher
why are you laughing me nothing me and
my head Swan McDuck
teacher what are you laughing about me
nothing my last two brain cells drawn
words rhyme with Shawn there we go yet
lon McLaughlin you all had the exact
same job well done you tried your best
to come up with something original and
three of you did it at the same time so
none of you are original anymore what
are you laughing about nothing also me
god lucky that what I like that one's
clever is it Shawn gone does it rhyme
who cares
if Eminem can make something rhyme
together when they don't even go
together at all
Eminem could probably write the word
fish with the word camera and you'd
still be like that's pretty epic that's
fire NGO dead ass no cap nobody my brain
during a test fawn my weight during a
test never let this meme die it's too
good no please let it die there's you're
gonna run out of words to rhyme with
Shawn after a while oh my god somebody
redid the Shawn mcLaughlin Shawn
McLaughlin in stunning 3d I was bored so
I done this and because I find it too
funny damn it you floppy bananas
Jesus Christ it's awesome I love that I
have never been more proud of a
disgusting version of my face being all
over a gun before in my entire life
thank you fairly flop a bit floppy
floppy banana so we should call you guys
from now on top of the morning to you
floppy bananas my name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to meme time all the
intro Ilan mcLaughlin
why is my head so tiny any lines but my
head is not that small I swear also yes
pointing at the meme someday I'll buy a
new camera cuz this one's [ __ ]
apparently but yes Elan mcLaughlin I
would love to eat meat Elon Musk he
seems like a cool dude also everyone's
making fun of cypher truck but I
genuinely like it I mean I made a joke
about it on Twitter as well but I
actually genuinely think it looks cool
it looks like you could drive through a
wall with it you probably could it looks
like you could drive through the earth
with it it looks like it's already gonna
sprout wings in the futures let me
upgrade first then you're gonna be able
to take off and go to Mars on your own
in one care I guarantee you Ilan has
thought about that
so he's complaining about his name being
spelled wrong and Google caps be like
dr. Shawn Meg it's spelled wrong MUC
Lachlan not McAfee is it is it because
I'm Irish
is that why my accent isn't even that
strong if someone with not really that
strong of an Irish accent is getting
captioned like this then there's no hope
for any of us all the Irish people
upload into YouTube erfect
and your ancestry DNA says you're a 3%
Irish Toby age 3 alcoholic go on wait
what is this from mr. Toby age 3
alcoholic the child has been treated in
hospital after being given alcohol
regularly for six months the your name
youngster from West Midlands was one of
13 children who were diagnosed alcoholic
what 106 13 to 16 year old were treated
for alcohol addiction
what the [ __ ] me waiting on Jack to
finally do the slap in his intro fine
okay
you know what you you want it you want
it here we go here we go okay get ready
are you ready for it okay no I refuse to
be your dancing monkey everyone freaks
out when the intro is different I mean I
get it because it's a it's a fun intro
it's something that I I think is
actually fun to imitate and replicate
and do over and over again and I get
that people really really like it and
that's very flattering but I can't keep
doing that intro forever all the time
it's got to change sometimes I have to
grow past that eventually not everyone
who does the same intro does it forever
but it does get a little frustrating
when people start seeing things that
aren't there people will say that the
channel is completely different or the
videos are way different or it's just
not the same just because the intro is
missing something is off in the
beginning so they start looking at
everything with hyper detail trying to
see if everything is different and they
start poking holes and everything
because of that it's just an intro it
doesn't change who I am
doesn't change me as a person is the
same with the green hair change him back
to my hair everyone was like oh he's
gonna be different now he's not gonna be
as energetic and I'm like from [ __ ]
hair nobody Jack's camera focusing
intensifies honestly though right now
it's fine cuz it's on manual but for
some reason the autofocus is [ __ ] I
was just sitting here one day and I was
like hey huh what's up I think my camera
did drugs I might have to get a new one
or just completely reset the camera but
I don't want to do that cuz I had to
hack this camera to be able to record
longer than like 19 minutes at a time
because for some reason they shut off
after that yeah I'm talking to you
camera which makes it look like I'm
talking to the audience yeah I'm talking
to you audience when do you turn off
Jack's camera be like oh my god this
that is exactly what it feels like that
is so weird does that translate across
video as well when it's compressed and
the bitrate has changed I don't know
you're gonna have to let me know have
you all gone blind in the conference I
faked it all not again that's a good
meme template
I like that quite a lot
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well yeah I don't even have to be
playing a game in it I could just be
looking at the TV wow that's a very good
meme template very nice indeed
I look forward to seeing your career
shine and groan whoa look
is that a Minecraft that's me that o'the
eyes so me if that's not me I don't know
what is oh my god oh jesus that's cool
ding-ding-ding topic morning trying to
get my homework tone unfailing thanks
dragon Prince oh that's new anime people
were talking about or cartoon whatever
my god why does he look so much like me
and why does my voice fit perfectly over
him does he actually say ding ding ding
ding it looks like he does I need to
watch that now wholesome interactions on
my feet today I play ain't no sunshine
but the intro is a bit different have I
told you that I love you and Seth
replies what yes and it feels just as
good
every time Seth I do love you you're
amazing
you're incredibly talented and you're
very tall and you're also very bold but
that's that's a plus I like that okay I
want to have Seth Ephram ins bald baby
but sathya's is genuinely one of the the
best creators I think around right now
because I don't know he's just extremely
talented and he has great comedic timing
and he's a meme Lord and I love it so if
you haven't checked out Seth yet look up
Seth Everman he's awesome also verify
him on Twitter he deserves verification
on Twitter can we verify Seth I want to
meet Seth someday as well and look at
him as the fearful giant that he is and
also I want to try and make a video with
him but I don't know what we would do
when someone down voted my post and gave
negative comments think give yourself a
[ __ ] shush little bud crack because when
misfortune is awesome I just slap my own
ass to say that that's the sounded
cheeks
that's the sourness out of damn boy damn
boy he think it's for
and [ __ ] dick mmm fun sir I keep going
around the house now with Evelyn going
fun say or I'm a little lady you know or
any just good lord why is it taking so
long to fail in this Little Miss
Sunshine Little Miss fortune I hate sand
it's course and it gets everywhere
bitter is the worst invention of mankind
it gets everywhere same energy exactly I
know exactly how Anakin field I also
hate sand not even in a meme capacity I
just hate it
imagine going through the to the beach
and you have your your sandals on no
socks mind because I'm not [ __ ] [ __ ]
and you're walking along and then the
sand gets in between your toes good it's
horrible [ __ ] that San and it's in your
ears and hope your up your little butt
crack I don't like it glitter is even
worse glitter gets in your soul it gets
in your lungs what kind of graphics can
your PC handle ultra high medium low
super retro or potato Hey potato is the
best quality does that mean that the
game looks amazing and it's the secret
hidden option I agree Oh
Irish didn't invent the potato for you
to go and besmirched it like that okay
we went through a lot of hardship to
figure out the perfect formula me before
Sean applauds meme time me after Sean
uploads meme them
it's meme time it's me time it's the
only cure for sadness I'm telling you
that was really cringe what I just did
Robin can you edit out my life only cool
kids allowed guess I'm staying at home
huh
also I'm almost wearing the exact same
outfit again except I'm worried the
means is means shirt jacksepticeye calm
means this means it was made
specifically for this series and there
might be other ones coming soon just
sayin
next time you have like a birthday party
and your teacher tries to come to it
just post this and be like huh okay
boomer whoa
that's awesome Sean and Felix reimagined
as Demon Slayer ah dude that's so cool a
mais any Tzu and he's what's the Newseum
punch it oh yeah that's really cool I'm
guessing Felix's design is based off tan
judo while Sean his face how's any -
yeah that's awesome god I love that I
need this is a as a thing on my shelf
right now man I wish my hair looked like
that when I had the manhood also Demon
Slayer is really cool key Matsuno Yaiba
it's really [ __ ] good there's only
one season out of it right now so it's
easily digested but I was kind of
skeptical skeptical about it at first
but everyone was talking about it on
Twitter so I gave it a shot in the first
few episodes I was like that's kind of
cool and then it just really ramped up
and if you make it to episode 19 that
was insane
anybody who's watched it knows what I'm
talking about that one scene so worth it
haha me looking at that sweet teacher's
ass haha damn this you you looking fine
right now haha hey what's up it's your
boy skinny penis ah my favorite version
of any video like that of like the dude
talking to the camera to try and look
cool is Casey phrase one where he's like
oh see you got those little panties on
that I bought you huh it okay that
sounds weird let me show you this is
this one yeah
excuse me while I enjoy the view you got
those no pains I got you too huh
it's so [ __ ] good Jesus three and a
half million views okay so you have seen
it guy and that thing he doesn't his
shoulder blades I don't know how he does
that how does Casey Frey have extra
parts of his body that the rest of us
don't probably because he's an immortal
being also Casey Frey also one of the
funniest dudes on the internet and I
love him and hopefully one day I get to
meet him as well he's awesome I love all
his stuff go give cake crazy phrasing
love he's verified
yes oh god Jack stranding nice that's
really cool that transitions seamless
love it can entertain and last but not
least stop sending me this [ __ ]
picture food for thought our mashed
potatoes iris cuacamole no other [ __ ]
not stop sending me this stupid picture
people ask me this [ __ ] when I was on
doing my panel at PAX recently as well
and it's that same thing where is like
is cereal just a soup though no it's
[ __ ] not stop is water really wet
though Oh kisses [ __ ] stop saying these
stupid [ __ ] questions to try and make
yourself sound quirky and cool funny
right no
and isn't I'm gonna come to your house
I'm [ __ ] also we call the mash sports
it out here with your mashed potatoes
alright meemers and dreamers that's
another episode of meantime in the bag
you made it to the end I know the
sadness is about to set in again but
remember you have pure proper inner
strength that you need to be able to tap
into to overcome all obstacles in life
you can do this also I don't wanna see
any comments about my hair unless it's
to say how much I look like a kpop idol
star okay thank you kindly
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