[background music and conversation]
[Jeff] Gosh you guys, what a beautiful service.
[Susan] Yes hey, to the bride and groom.
[glasses clinking]
[Lois] Cheers. [Man 1] So rose,
[Wayne] your Jen's sister right? [Lois] Yeah, big sister.
[Lois] Can't believe she's married. [laughing]
[Rachel] Such a gorgeous venue. [Susan] Isn't it. Oh my God.
[Jeff] Does your family have a lot of money?
[Susan] Jeff... [forced laughter]
[Susan] Of course they have a lot of money. They must be
[Susan] very rich people, Rose. This husband has been wonderful.
[Susan] You have to thank your family for having us here.
[Lois] Oh, I will. [Jeff] It's such a beautiful event.
[Jeff] It's such a wonderful day. It's all about family.
[Jeff] Really the best of times but, gets me thinking about
[Jeff] the worst times too, you know?
[Susan] Me too, I am so interested. Just in people.
[Susan] Like what the worst times that people have had.
[Susan] Oh wait, let's play a little game here.
[Jeff] Oh yeah. [Susan] This is great.
[Susan] We can all go around in a circle and then everybody
[Susan] says what's a horrible family memory that you have.
[Jeff] Yeah, it could be anything. It could be when was
[Jeff] the last time you saw your mother cry.
[Susan] Yeah, but say like was it from something you did...
[Jeff] From abuse. [Susan] Yes, anything. Any abuse.
[Susan] Physical, mental sexual even.
[Susan] Go. [Jeff] What do you want to say?
[Lois] My mom cried at the ceremony.
[Jeff] No, those were happy tears. We're talking about
[Jeff] something that makes you legitimately upset, like
[Jeff] Statistically speaking over half of this table...
[Jeff] comes from a broken home.
[Susan] Whose parents here are divorced.
[Susan] Wayne... [Jeff] Clearly lots of crying and
[Jeff] tears in your family. [Susan] Yes. Oh God.
[Susan] And now we have a great conversation started.
[Jeff] When we're talking we broke the ice.
[Susan] Brian, after your dad left your mom, did he
[Susan] support her financially?
[Susan] Hey, let's go around the table and say
[Susan] our class levels going up. Lower middle.
[Jeff] Upper middle. Lois I heard you make a reference to
[Jeff] horseback riding in your speech, so you must be
[Jeff] upper upper. [Susan] Upper upper.
[Jeff] That'd be great for you. [Susan and Jeff laugh]
[Lois] Thank you. [Susan] Both of us.
[Susan] We are just so interested in other people.
[Susan] It's our curse. We make friends forever.
[Susan] Here's something. What is something everyone would
[Susan] change about your bodies. Ok?
[Jeff] I'd like a new haircut. How about that, Brian?
[Brian] I could lose a couple pounds.
[Jeff] Isn't if funny neither of us
[Jeff] said penis? That's good for us though.
[Jeff] Chris, your penis something?
[Susan] It would be so interesting
[Susan] to know. Would you change your penis?
[Lois] Can we change the subject?
[Susan] Oh yeah, there's a million
[Susan] things to talk about. [Jeff] Here's a million one.
[Jeff] Rachel, my question for you. I saw you did your toast
[Jeff] with water. Are you an alcoholic?
[Susan] Yes, are you addicted to alcohol?
[Rachel] I used to drink and now I don't.
[Susan] Oh Rachel. [Jeff] What's your rock bottom
[Jeff] moment? Chris and I are just dying to know.
[Chris] No, I'm not. [Susan] Yes you are.
[Jeff] Yes you are, man. [Susan] Yes you are.
[Susan] It's so fun to share. [Jeff] Share train.
[Susan] Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" was written about
[Susan] the death of his son.
[Susan] Have any of you ever lost a child? Either through
[Susan] miscarriage or after the child is born.
[Jeff] They say that the loss of a child is actually hardest
[Jeff] on the parents. [Susan] Oh God, Jeff you have
[Susan] so many facts. God, can we all have a toast
[Susan] to my boyfriend, Jeff.
Rachel, you just toast with water
[Susan] because of your addiction to alcohol.
[Susan] To Jeff. [everybody] To Jeff.
[lady] We're having a baby.
[Jeff] Well. Andrew, Jenny.
[Jeff] Hold on to your seats because she's like
[Susan] We have equally exciting news.
[lady] Stop it. Stop you guys. [Susan] We went on the logs
[Susan] for the great adventure.
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