- I feel like we've gotten very good at this game
over the past four years.
"Never Have I Ever" is kind of our game.
[bright upbeat music]
- Never have I ever been in a love triangle.
- Oh, real life.
- Yeah, it depends though.
Well, how did your love triangle go?
- She likes the other corner of the triangle better.
- Aw. - Oh.
- But years later she said she was wrong.
- Did you pursue that afterwards?
- No. - You were like, "See ya."
- Thanks, your loss. - You had your chance.
- Peace out A-Town, Usher.
Look at you. - Yeah.
- Never have I ever had a breakdown.
- I feel like everyone has.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Sometimes things get stressful.
- You just gotta like- - Like once a week.
- Yeah, in the shower.
- Did you say in the shower?
- So they can't see your tears.
- No, honestly breakdowns in the shower kind of hit.
- Yeah.
- They're so good.
- Okay.
- Sorry, they're just really cathartic.
- Never have I ever gotten fired.
Yeah.
- Ugh, bro. Sorry, buddy.
- It's kind of a forceful resignation, but...
- [Maitreyi] Where from?
- Catering job.
There was a very drunk customer.
And I was not having it with him.
He was also a high paying customer.
They didn't like that.
Whatever, I have a better job now.
- You gotta have respect though.
- Hell, yeah, I respect that.
- Respect people in the service industry.
- Never have I ever lied in an interview or audition.
I don't think I have, to be very honest.
- What?
- No, man, 'cause I don't commit to things
and skills that I don't possess.
- Stop sub-tweeting me.
- I'm not sub-tweeting you.
I'm just saying words with annunciation.
- Okay, what happened was,
I said that I was- - You don't have to elaborate.
- I said I was good at this skill,
a very hard physical skill that I did not have training in.
And I wound up having to go to this special place
where I had a three-hour private
to try to get good at this specific skill.
And I'm not saying it
'cause I don't want them to know that I lied,
but I did not get that job.
Because they sent it to their independent
evaluators of this skill,
and they said he does not know how to actually do this.
And I did not get that job.
- Tight rope walking? What is this?
- No.
- I was impressed. - Thank you.
- From what you sent me, I thought it was like, "Whoa."
- Never have I ever kept something from set.
- God.
- What you keep?
- Yo, I steal socks like the dryer.
- Okay, that's just thievery. - That was a weird one.
- I'm telling you.
They gave me a pair of socks at wrap
from the wardrobe department.
- The pink ones, right?
- And I was like, did everyone get these?
They all were like, "No."
Yep, you know what I'm talking about.
- I kept the slate.
- You might wanna explain what the slate is.
- Oh, it's the thing that goes...
Like that.
It helps with editing and it's really fun to like...
- Like [imitates slate clapping]
"Action," that kind of thing.
I kept a pair of sneakers from season one
in the Malibu scene.
I kept the backing of my chair.
So when we have cast holding,
we have chairs that say our name on the back.
So I kept the one that I got from season one
and I had all the crew members sign it.
Definitely the most impressive thing
that I took from set was the harp.
Yeah, that was kind of a pain to fly back to Canada.
But it looks so pretty.
- Never have I ever thrown a rager.
- What do you qualify as a rager?
- Never done that.
- It's like a really big party?
- It's a really big party.
Maybe that your parents don't know about.
- No.
My mom would've put me up for adoption if I did that.
- Never have I ever pretended to get a text to leave a date.
Let's make this also like leaving hanging out with friends
and all that too, because...
- What?
- [Jaren] If it's hanging out with friends, sure.
- Or not even friends, but you lied.
- Oh, no, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- It was a date and it was like 11:30.
And I was kind of like, all right,
I'm trying to get out of this.
My best excuse at the time was I have to go for a run.
- That's terrible. - At midnight.
- That's so, so obvious. - Dude, what?
- I froze under pressure. - Did your date know that...?
Did they believe it.
Do you think you sold it? - They had to have known.
- We never spoke again.
I can't ask.
- I wonder why.
Never have I ever seen a ghost.
- Yo.
- What? - No, Darren.
- No, I'm not telling you...
I didn't see it.
I was living in a building
where everyone claimed it was haunted
and I was like, I don't believe any of you.
And everyone kept giving me these very detailed stories.
And then one night I'm sitting there with a dog
and the dog is just kind of on edge, hair on its back.
And I couldn't figure out why.
And I closed my eyes for a split second
and I feel in my ear like, lips and like a...
- [Maitreyi] Ugh.
- And the dog jumps off the couch
and starts freaking out.
- The ghost was like, "Ooh Darren, you're so sexy.
Let me nibble on your ears."
- Ask any security guard
who works there. - Making a move on you?
- I'll take you there.
- No! - You can meet them.
- I don't want them to nibble on my ears.
- You get so superstitious.
- I don't mess with that. - I'll happily come with you.
- They can go ghost hunting, I'm good.
I'll meet you guys after for dinner.
No, thanks.
- Never have I ever pissed off everyone I know.
- That's an episode title.
Everyone you know?
- I don't think I've talked to enough people
for that to even be a thing, so...
- Everyone? That's kind of extreme.
Have I pissed off a good bit of people
like my family when I'm a jerk...
But everyone I know?
There's always someone that likes me.
Someone that tolerates me, right?
I'm taking it literally.
Okay, my bad.
Okay, never have I ever begged for forgiveness.
Yeah, man.
- Yeah.
- Going back to when I pissed off my family
and I realize I'm being a troll.
- Mine also was family.
I lied once.
My collarbone was broken and I lied to my PE teacher
and said that it was okay.
And that my mom said that I could play sports
'cause I wanted to play.
And then my mom found out about it and I cried.
- What about yours?
- Oh, god.
- Do you want it? You can.
- I almost kind of got kicked out of college.
I had a thesis that I had to do at the end of the term.
It's supposed to be 50 pages.
So I took a 25-page essay from one class
and a 25-page from another one and put them together.
And thought no one would notice, they did.
I had to then write 30 more pages
and then extrapolate upon the thesis in order to graduate.
- And you did it.
- Wow. - You done did it.
- I'm sorry.
- Never have I ever gotten a tattoo I regret getting
- Oh, nevermind.
- I don't have tattoos.
- No regrets. - I'm tat-free.
- I am not tat-free.
- She's the only one
that that applies to. - And I have no regrets.
- I have three. - Kirby.
- Attack on Titan,
Eren Yeager. - Eren Yeager and the heart.
- Thank you, thank you.
And then I have hearts.
Yes, I have three tattoos.
Tattoos are an addiction.
You get one, you keep going.
- Never have I ever been ghosted.
- Oh yeah, no, I have.
- I have, I don't like it very much.
- Let's just not get into that.
- Yeah, I'm okay to not.
Sad.
- Heck, it's gonna get dark.
Never have I ever had my own troll.
- I have.
Well, trolls are haters
and there's like, people that like troll us online.
- I'm just gonna say yes so I don't get a million of them.
If I say no, everyone's gonna troll me.
- I'm gonna troll you. - They're gonna troll me.
- I'm your troll. - I will be your troll.
- I've been your troll.
Really think about it ever since you both did that one...
You know that one photo shoot that you posted
and you were looking all sexy
and you had your sunglasses in your mouth.
- Oh yeah, that's a good one. - And then I just trolled you,
and I just said put them on your eyes, buddy.
And ever since then...
It was way back when, like, 2019.
- Yeah, when the roasting began.
- You're welcome.
- Thanks for calling it a sexy photo shoot though.
Appreciate that.
- Okay, who's the winner?
- Jaren is the winner.
- Yay.
[Jaren imitates crowd cheering]
You're making your own crowd noises?
- They're gonna filter it in.
- Yay!
- Bring it in.
Can I have the big one too?
[recorded audience applauding]
- You're gonna take that home?
- You look silly.
- Can I take this home?
- [Maitreyi] No, leave it.
[upbeat music]
My pseudo stylist right here.
- You have to put some music here.
[Jaren imitates trumpet]
- They'll do the music, Jaren.
- I don't think they will. [recorded trumpet music]
- Nice.
- Nailing it.