-Thank you for having me. -Since the last time you were here,
you had a little baby boy. -I did.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
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-Before I show you the picture,
man, he's one of the cutest babies
I've ever seen in my lifetime.
-I mean, he's cuter than my daughters, for sure.
He's the cutest of the three. -Oh, my God, no!
What did you end up naming him?
-We ended up naming him Hayes.
-Oh, Hayes. -Yeah.
-H-A-Y? -H-A-Y-E-S.
-That's so cute. -Yeah, you know,
we didn't want go for the little more edgy.
We wanted to go a little more classic.
-You were going to go "Haze, like "Blaze"?
-We didn't want to -- Because I was like 100 --
He was gonna be a stoner if we named him H-A-Z-E.
-Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you can't do the -- yeah, yeah.
-So, you know. -No, Hayes is cute.
-Yeah. -Because last time,
I was trying to help you come up with an "H" name.
-Yeah. -And I didn't have any good suggestions?
-No. No. -At all?
I probably had something good.
What did I come up with, anything good?
-Nope. Nope. -No.
-Pretty much no. -You didn't even consider anything?
Nothing? Get ready to see this baby.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so -- I'm excited, it's not even my baby.
-Oh!
-Here he is. Here's Hayes.
-Oh! -[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
-Look at that guy! -Are you kidding me?
-It's crazy. -Are you joking me?
How do you get him to pose like that?
-That's just him.
-[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh. -That's just his personality.
-He's so cute! -And so, of course,
I have to use him for The Honest Company.
He's modeling our diapers. -Yeah, of course he is.
-As I should. -As a mom does.
Yeah. You should, yeah. -Yeah.
-What was his -- what was his first word?
-[ Sighs ] -Just say it.
-Dada. -Yeah!
Yes! It works!
-And dada. -It works.
-Daddy. -Oh, really?
-Da-da. -Oh, really?
-I mean, literally, everything is dada, daddy, da-da.
-Really?
-No matter what is happening.
-'Cause this is your first boy. -This is my first boy,
so I really just felt like he was going to be, like, into me.
-Yeah, nothing. -Not so much, no.
-He loves Dad. -He loves Cash.
Like, it doesn't even make sense.
-Oh, really? -No, because, like, Cash
will walk in the other side of the house.
He'll just hear the door open.
Like, I don't even know who came in,
and he'll be like, "Dada!" from his, like, highchair.
-Just go 'cause he's like --
-Like, "Please get me out of this chair,
away from all these women." -Feminine energy, yeah.
-Because it's just -- All of us are just crowding around him
and squeezing him and touching him and kissing him.
-You have two other beautiful girls.
-Honor and Haven, yeah. -And how old are they now?
-They're 10 and 7. -Wow!
-Yeah. It's so messed up. -10?
Jessica, wow! -I know.
I can't. I'm not -- -When did this happen?
-I'm just not emotionally ready
for a preteen or a tween or whatever.
-Yeah. -Like, hormones and crushes.
-No! -Yeah, and I'm not --
Like, I don't encourage drama.
So I'm like, "Honor, you know, it's not appropriate
for you to, like, have a boyfriend.
Like, it doesn't even make sense. You're in fifth grade.
Like, where are you gonna go?"
And she's like, "But, Mom."
And she likes to talk about drama.
And I'm like, "Honor, we don't really do drama."
And she's like, "Mom, but I love drama."
I'm like, "Oh, God." -"I love drama."
-She loves it so much. -Do they like being big sisters?
-They love it.
But the rules are, like, if they have good grades,
they can kind of -- and make their bed
and pick up after themselves,
then they can kind of, you know, do --
and help me with Hayes. -Yeah.
-But Honor's not as good with Hayes as Haven, my 7-year-old.
-Oh, really? -Yeah, she literally has, like,
American Girl doll on one hip and Hayes on the other hip.
-Oh, really? She carries him around like a doll? -Yeah.
And she was complaining about her leg,
and we were all nervous, like, "What's going on?"
Like, she, like, basically was complaining
of, like, sciatic pain.
And we were like, "How -- You're the most fit of our kids."
Like, she runs so fast, all the things.
And it's because she holds this heavy baby on her hip.
-But who wouldn't want to hold this cute little baby?
Come on, I want to hold him. -He's, like, half her size.
-Oh, I want to see him so bad.
Congratulations on this baby. Congrats on that. -Thank you.