[ Moaning ]
Okay, best-case scenario, Palmer's tied up inside.
So we can't just knock on the door.
[ Knocks on door ]
Barry, no!
What if the agents of Big Fluoride are --
Palmer? Y-You're okay!
I thought something happened to you.
Something did happen to me!
I have a toothache, which is crazy,
because I wipe my teeth with a hand towel three times a day!
Uh, how do you know who I am?
From "The Wondercabinet." I'm a fan.
And guess what.
I astral-projected right into your apartment.
Where -- where are the astral charts?
Where are the crystals?
It's just a bunch of posters of...race cars?
Yeah! You can't even drive
this one on the street it's so fast.
I-Is there another room?
Another room?! I work in radio.
Who do you think I am? King Ralph?
I astral-projected!
Really? That's wild!
I'd love to do that.
But -- but you have.
You said so on your show.
I just made that up.
So I didn't astral-project.
And you're just another sad adult.
I am so sick of sad adults!
Aah!
My Lamborghini Veneno!
Steve, he's okay.
Why are you so upset?
We're supposed to pick a path,
but they all lead to the same place --
a small, sad life!
I thought there was another way, but there isn't!
Stan: They should call you boys Hurricane Katrina,
'cause you've been leaving water all over town.
And you!
You want me to live the smallest, worst life of all --
yours!
You're a hagfish!
Aaaaaaaah!
Whoa! Is that his pineal gland?
Steve!
♪♪
The astral plane.
I'm here.
Oh, God, I'm actually here!
It's real!
Okay, how does it work? How does it work?
I should be able to just think of a place and go, say Paris.
[ French accordion music plays ] Magnifique!
I can go anywhere, even Chimdale.
Wow! Chimdale!
It's like Paris on steroids.
It's all so beautiful! I want to see everything.
I want to see everything Palmer lied about getting to see,
to every time and every place,
to the last moment of the universe!
Sad ending.
Got to stop reading the last page of a book first.
Now show me dinosaurs!
Incredible!
The feathers are so unpleasant, though.
[ Roars ]
[ Steve gasps ]
Bu-gawk!
Oh, just awful.
Now show me everything!
♪♪
[ Toilet flushes ]
There we go.
Hey, you're great.
You're a nice guy.
People want to see you do things.
Did you get in shape the way you wanted?
No, of course not.
Did you eat like you were an actor trying to gain
100 pounds for a role?
Yeah. So what?
Now are you ready to smash? Yeah.
I said, are you ready to smash?!
Yes! Let me really hear it.
I'm gonna smash!
Yeah!
No! H-Help!
Can anyone hear me?
Man: Where the hell is Teddy?
I'm in here! My hair is wet.
I'm ready for sex!