- What up everyone, it's your girl Super Woman
and welcome to the Girl Love series.
I am here with possibly three of
the hottest moms on the planet.
With Mila, Kristen and Kathryn.
How many kids do you have and how old are they?
- One and 21 months.
- Two, three and one and a half.
- 19 and counting.
- I stalked all of you, I know
everything you're going to say.
(laughing)
Well that's great, so would you say that you are
good moms or bad moms?
- I think I wake up every morning
with the idea that I'm gonna be a great mom,
and ultimately fail within five seconds of the day.
- Nice.
- I don't like judging myself as a mom.
- Deep, mad deep.
- I judge myself everyday, I judge myself everyday.
- Nice.
- And I do try my best and when I fail,
which is often, I'm totally okay with it.
- You're like a Tumblr quote,
you're a walking Tumblr quote.
- I love my kids and when I'm putting them to bed
or reading stories, I'm never happier.
- That sounds like me eating fries.
Okay let's find out.
I wanna play a game to find out
if you're a good mom or a bad mom.
Are you guys down for it?
- I love this, I love props.
- Thanks.
- I love props.
- Thanks.
(laughing)
You gotta be honest, we're all friends here,
we're all friends, okay so.
- And if I wanna continue with my Tumblr quote,
I can do like that.
- You know what, this is your world,
you do what you wanna do, okay.
- If I just wanted to go like this, like I could.
- Yes you could.
Question number one, have you ever forgot
your child anywhere.
- Not yet.
- None of you forgot your kid anywhere?
- No, she's 21 months she can barely walk,
it's hard to forget her.
- Also they're fucking loud.
- It's like find your iPhone is always on.
- I've had nightmares where I have.
And then I was like, "My baby."
My girlfriend dreamt that she gave birth to a gold fish.
- This conversation is gonna be the best
form of birth control for me personally.
- You're welcome, you're welcome teens.
- Nice.
Have you ever sworn at your child?
- At or just around?
- Let's do around.
- Around, all the time.
- And to.
- [Superwoman] What about at?
- Yes.
- Shit got real the other day,
because she said, hey look how I can put
my bathing suit top on all by myself.
This was four days ago and she said,
"See, fuck I can't get it over my head."
(laughing)
And it was used correctly, it wasn't used at anyone else.
I said namaste in my head and politely walked
out of the room and laughed my ass off.
- Have you ever genuinely forgot,
not in a dream, that you had a kid?
- Wait a minute, I wanna think, I feel like--
- There have been moments, there have been moments.
- Have you ever let your child watch TV for an entire day?
- An entire day?
- She's too little, but like an extended period of time?
Yes.
- Okay, nice.
- Well someone was sick.
- Have you ever let your kid go without
a shower for more than three days?
- Oh god, yes.
- That's like a no brainer.
- Also it's good to wash your hair that much.
- Have you ever given your kids meds
so they'd shut up and go to sleep?
(crickets)
- What do you mean by meds?
- Considered it--
- All the time.
- No judgement, this is a safe space right here.
- I feel like again somebody was sick
and maybe on the meds.
- No that doesn't count.
- And I was like, you still need maybe some.
- If they're sick and on the med, that doesn't count.
- Cause I was just getting really used to it.
- Considered it.
- Have you ever seen your kid eat something
that they weren't supposed to eat and just look away?
(laughing)
- Come on, boogers all the time.
- Totally.
- What was it, do you remember what it was?
- Tried to make a hamburger patty
out of a piece of dog shit, when he was two years old.
(laughing)
And I was like, no, no, and he didn't eat it.
- I can't wait to have kids.
Have you ever let your kid hit another kid
because your kid is an OG and the other
punk kid deserved it?
- No.
- No way.
- [Superwoman] Come on, come on.
- Not yet.
- Girl Love is all about empowering other women
and not breaking down other women,
and kind of supporting each other, in the sisterhood.
But I do feel like, when it comes to motherhood,
sometimes being a mom is hard
because new moms can kind of judge you.
I don't know this but I've been told,
it can be difficult and you feel like you're getting judged.
Do you agree with that?
Have you ever experienced that?
- For a lot of, a lot of people,
it is very easy to just try to defend the way you have
decided to parent because you're so scared yourself.
And so, you're like, if they're not doing it that way
maybe something's wrong with the way
I'm doing it, so I'm gonna.
So I think a lot of it has to do
with just justifying your own decisions.
- I think anybody that attacks
other moms is just projection.
So I think that any time anybody does,
just look inside yourself and say it's okay.
And ultimately whoever is attacking them
should be okay to ask for help.
It always in my opinion from everything
that I have witnessed, always boils down to,
whoever it is that is judging is just
too scared to ask for help.
- I'd say, spend that energy with your kid.
- Yeah.
- Like don't worry.
- Also, it's a game, don't play it.
- Oh snap, those tweetable, those tweetable.
Damn those tweetables.
Now that you have this new Girl Love wisdom
and you guys all love Girl Love and I feel it,
I'm gonna read you just two confessions of moms
that have confessed things.
And I wanna know how you'd react or tell them,
or consult them and be like, it's all right,
we're in this together.
"I'm embarrassed, my kid is always late to day care,
"my schedule is not full time, I'm a student,
"my man is never around, I drink wine at night."
- Oh god, I wanna hang out with you.
- I don't see the problem, why is that a confession?
- You're kicking ass.
- I think, just know that you're doing the best you can,
and enjoy your glass of wine.
- If you're late you're late, it's preschool.
- What about, "When people ask me about my kids,
"I tell them I love my dog the most."
- That's funny.
There are days where I don't disagree.
I mean I love everybody.
- I have said it as a joke and my daughter
believes that I love our dog more than I love her.
And I was like, yeah cause that's unconditional love.
- Thank you so much for being here,
you guys are all awesome.
Spread that girl love, the movie is awesome.
If you wanna check out the movie,
Bad Moms comes out July 29th.
It is epic, it is so damn funny,
you have to check it out, these girls are awesome.
Thank you so much.
You guys wanna try my sign off?
It's a little bit like kind of a complicated one.
- Okay wait.
- [All] One love.
- Superwoman.
Oh snap.
I'm impressed.
That is a wrap.
- That is a wrap.
- And zoop, killing it.
Nice.
Goodbye hate, hello Girl Love.
(upbeat music)
(glass shattering)