Scuse me
what do you want with my daughter?
Like before I touch za papaya fruit
I want to get your blessing.
you understand?
EXCUSE ME?
I I already saved you a seat
on ze private jet.
I rilly-
Did Did Jenny tell you she's
Uh,
yeah.
hello, Milly.
Who am I speaking with?
Uh Uh th-
Uh-uh th-
Zis is Abdo Kaboubie.
I ackshually
I - I got yeur
your information.
I, I uhhhh
I met your daughter a little while agoe
and I wanted to
invite you to
come to my kebab shop
Kebab shop..
Where is it at?
Uh
it's it's here in
in Torunto.
I just opened it up in the
in ze new
shobbing center
Sooo
where is-
Tell me where your shop is
Uhh yeah-
Would you like me to make you a reservation?
reservation?
I will
Habitbe ze whole store.
It's on EHHH
uh *** STREET
*** Street...
w- yeah
Give me the address and I'll let you know
and I'll talk to my daughter
And then you know
I'll let you know.
Okey.
Byutiful.
You know what?
I'm going to send you
a byoutiful invitashun
wiz uh- a
wiz a $200 voucher ©
So zat's where you can go
sit dowen and enjoy yourself
Uh and
and le-
let me
I I will
Let me talk to Jenny
and then I will see if she's willing to Maybe we can,
uh Maybe we can
eh uh
and come to visit you, OK? okey?
I know she's not too far away right?
No
no
no. If you're on *** Street in Toronto...
you can't fly a new jet
to come to see me.
Yeh yeh
but my store uh
uhhgh
habibti basically
I have a kebab shop
oaround uhhuh
Canada
I have 15 locations in America locations and tell me give me the
and I have five locations in Dubai
GIVE ME THE ADDRESS
Give me the address and we'll come
if you said it's on *** Street.
What's the address on *** Street?
Yeh.
Okee but
will you come wiz her or
or wizzout her?
Because I would love to
to brhg-
Uh cuz if we could all
togotogezer to Habi-
I will come with her.
I WILL COME WITH HER
Eggcellent becuz I
What's my
What's my daughter's name?
Uhh Uhhhhh
JENNY
Jenny...
Yeah.
Roight. Roight.
So I
I just wanted to reach out
ah and
and git to know you bettehr to say hello and I would
to say hellu
and I would love to send you
First I have
I have to speak to my daughter
because I know my daughter is not...
the type of person...
It's- In my country
it's traditional to call
and and talk to the muzzer first
right, to say like
ah, you kno
BEFORE THE SHAWARMA
I don't understand.
I don't
My daughter is not like that
so I don't know..
Yeyeah.
I I
I Just, you know
before I put the lamb on the skewer wanted to talk to you about it first.
I wanted to talk to you about it first.
Scuse me
WHAT-
What do you want with my daughter?
I - I want to ask
You know...
How - how do you say?
Like before I touch
I want to get your blessing.
You understand?
Wait a minute.
MY DAUGHTER?
Yeh yeh
uh JENNY
I don't understand
Tha- This-
This is not
This is not like my daughter
AT ALL.
Dyh- I
I just want her to
uhghg be able to
grab my
and help around in the shop.
I I
I just want to basically-
Yeah
yeeahhh begaau
My d Mai da
My daugr
EXCUSE ME?
Well..
I I
uh sorry if it sounds like uh
too strong
but reely I-
I I feel like in this last uhhhg
dese last uhh
you knowwuh
week a- week and a half
w w
we
and she's so sweet.
She's so smart.
So how
ummmm
How long have you been talking to her?
Uhhh We
We we've been talking now for
ONE
TWO
UH 11 DAYS
so far
So wae
wait a minute.
Which country are you from?
but I was working in Dubai.
HMMM.
I will talk to my daughter.
Uhh Uh
My name is Abdo Kaboubie
and and ze reason why
I open sho many kebab shop is because my last name is Campbell be,
because my last name is
KABOUB-IE
C
CE
CED
CEDO
I don't
uhhhh
Abdu Cedobi
Kebab shop is in *** Street?
Yeah yeah
right
Roight.
So it's
it's on it's on *** Street.
We actually just bought anuzzer location.
location.
It was uhhh
I believe it was Indian but we bought it because it has a kitchen,
but we bought it because it has a kitchen,
it has alza supplies
It’s uhh
on *** Street now
so we we’re ze new owners
Yeh but what's the addr-
What's the-
What's the address on *** Street?
Yeah it's
it's uh
But ughhhhh
But But
But make sure you
youuu
uhh wait becauzyh
and I want to make sure you get ze voucher.
$ voucher $
So if you come
maybe uh a Freiday
or Munday of next week
it will be beautiful and we'll have ze
Hmm..
Okay I'll
I'll I'll talk to my daughter.
Okey.
Okae.
UHH
Uh sank y-
Sank you so much
and I hope you have a
a blessed day
oke habibti
sank you so much.
Okay...
Yeah.
Uh And
And And I can't wait to finally meet her and her by by a fruit.
really it's been on my mind since the whole week.
uhh ze whole week.
Okee
Alright
Okay.
she explained her mom perfectly.
Let's hurry up and call Jenny right now before her mom does because she needs to record the conversation stat.
before her mom does because needs to record the conversation stat.
she needs to record the conversation
Wait who
who's
Is this the mom calling?
416
THAT’S HER?
Oh my God.
Okay
-I gotta pick up-
I gotta pick up.
All right.
Ha Halloo?
Helloo?
OH MY GOD-
SHE WAS JUST
TESTING THE NUMBER
*gasp*
The mom just called me back just to gauge and test the number.
to gauge and test the number.
Okay, so...
her mom
called me back
and then hung up
the second I pick up
pretty much to just confirm
if my number’s real or not.
I tried calling her back two times voicemail twice.
So...
in a bit
we're going to call back
and hopefully wrap this up
HILARIOUSLY
because I can tell that her mom is a character.
Hello?
Hello
I am so excited.
Honestly I'm
I'm very happy to hear you're, like described,
the way you described your mom
was seriously
Like
just
EXACTLY what you said
Like the second she heard my voice second you heard my voice
and started realizing that I was a Middle Eastern guy.
a Middle Eastern guy.
She was just asking like 21 questions
I think those ideas are
BRILLIANT
because it's like
Heheh
God... I love that you're
down to pull off this like
silly prank with your mom
it’s going to be
Hello?
THIS GUY CALLED ME..
He said his name is...
ABOO
KADOBI
OH Abdo
yeah
yeah I've been talking to him on umm
on on
Plenty of Fish.
Remember when I
I opened up my Plenty of Fish accounts like a couple of weeks ago?
account like a couple weeks ago?
Yeah...
It's like a dating website.
It's one of
Its one of the more
you know like common...
dating websites..?
And so,
you know,
I was you know..
YOU KNOW sending some mes-
and he seems
HE SEEMS
you know we were talking
you know...
for a while
and I and I thought, y’know
Like you like
HE’S
EGYPTIAN
AND
he has a very
Egyptian accent-
Did you talk to him-
like TALK?
Ihg-
Uhm..
no.. I haven't talked to him on the phone before.
Okee
so he
does NOT SPEAK
ENGLISH VERY WELL
Y- Why?
Like did you get
like a bad vibe?
Cuz he seems pretty nice in messages?
in the messages..
Yeah,
He seems pretty nice in his messages for
But he’s ehh
FOR ME...
like that
fromuhhh
from Egypt and
he he said
Hewasbornin Egypt
he grew up in Cairo
What-?
BEFORE
HE TOUCH
THE FISH
HE WANTS
TO....
He wants to he wants my approvalll
THEY TAKE GIRLS AND
TO THOSE PLACES
as
ummm
TALIBAN WIVES
Ohhh
EI
I don't tr-
I do not trust him
AT ALL
What does he look like?
Yeah he
well I don't like
like he had like
on his
likemm
one or two pictures
but he looked
you know
like pretty
you know FIT..
Does he look more um,
UM
TALIBANISH?
like dose kind of Middle Eastern?
No
He looked
you know
like like a normal...
like a normal guy.
Like he didn't have
you know
like like the
or anything
he just looked
He’s from Egypt.
He
He lives in the States
and he come here.
THAT’S HOW THEY
TRAFFIC
PEOPLE
Yeah I heard about stuff like that.
Hello?
YEUH HELLO MILLY
good goo-
I think it’s a bad idea
for Jenny to go out with you.
Well
uhhh
How can I....
just try to show you that I'm a
You know, just gjvd-
Where do you live?
Do you live in Toronto?
Uyh yah well
I I've
been traveling back and forths
remember I
I told you about ze ehh
I opened it?
And how long,
how long are you staying in Toronto for? for?
Will be
uhh I beez here for at least
uyhhhh
two months
just trying to get zis off ze ground and then we might have to fly back for the wedding.
zen uhh
we might have to fly back
for ze wedding
That's it.
No
NO.
Well I
I should UH-
UH I would not allow that.
I WOULD NOT ALLOW THAT
I I
showed her a picture of my beloved toys and she seems very interested.
baradise
and she sheems very interested.
What is the
BRADICE?
Sorry my Inglish
My baradise
Like you know
LIKEEEE eeeEEEE
euhh
zis uh island
is isn't this a
a wurd?
Oh my God.
Yeah. but
but y-
you you
know how Richard Branson has
like a island?
Yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm like the Arab
I I have island too.
Oh my God
I don't think that's a good idea
at all for my daughter.
no..
Uh I am happy to invite
you to my baradise too
NO
no.
I think you should just leave her alone.
Okee
well
I-I’m I'm trying to offer her uh
She
LOVES
working.
She loves her job.
and I understand
that a lot of these things
just
you know,
you people just take
MAKE THEM THEIR SLAVE
and all that kind of thing.
I don't want that for Jenny.
I I already saved you a seat
ukay? I
I reely
I I saved you a seat
It It
I'm gonna
yeur name on
on ze back seat
saying
Please don't
don't
DON’T
Ehbecuz I will
NOT be going.
W- We have such a byutiful femily.
zat will love to meet her.
OH
Look look look
Zere is enuff
habibti
WH- WH-
WHAT-
Uh
UH You know what?
Just LEAVE
my daughter alone.
Please
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE...
She doesn't need somebody who have three wives already.
have three wives already.
Well Uhh
Oh I can
I can already tell
she will be my favorete.
She’s ze yungest
right, so she will be my favorite
She gu-
And then what happens as she get older you're gonna find another favorite.
You're gonna find
another favorite
Well
Did Did
Did Jenny tell you she's
PREGNANT?
Uh
Uh SCUSE
ME?
No but-
like euh
she
uhhhh
In In my country
you know when
when
a-after
you know you should get married.
Like yu want to, you kno
uhhhhh
What?
Well she she told you
right?
NO
NO..
Um
Well
THIS IS CRAZY
okay?
This is so crazy.
No
no
NO
She-
she's-
Uh
You know what?
I can't
if she is pregnant
I can't do anything about this.
I'm I'm going to turn your daughter into a princess.
roight? like I’m gonna show her-
SHE’S ALREADY SHE’S ALREADY
SHE’S ALREADY
MY PRINCESS
O- yeah but she
But yuy
SHE’S ALREADY MY PRINCESS
Forget it
Listen
my daughter...
I've been singing it all night
Just thinking about
roig- ugh
No
Nope
NOPE
Well, y’know
she tole me she
she always dreamed about being a housewife with less
less responsibilities
Zat's why I sought zat maybe maybe.. would work.
maybe it would work out
NO
No
I know she's independent
She's very independent
I'm sorry
but no.
Please leave my daughter alone.
Okay?
GOODBYE
Goodbye.
Uhh
Okey
I I hope yueur
yeur not upset wit me
I I just wanted to reach out to you
to - to s-
Shuld I-
Can I apologising? Can I apologising?
I just thought that she needs a man to make her decisions for her. I just thought that she needs a man to make her decisions for her.
I just thought that she needs a man to make her decisions for her.
right? So that's why I'm calling to helping.
Hel-?
Heheh
Hey Jennn!
Uhh YEAH
hello Millie.
How are yu?
IT’S JENNY’S NUMBER SHOWED UP
Yeah yeah
we're togezzer. we're togezzer.
We're on ze jet.
I just wanted to see if I just wanted to see if
like
I just want to give her a taste of my I just want to give her a taste of my
MY BARADISE
for two, shree days
ARE YOU WITH HER?
YEAH Yeah
of course.
Flight crew, please prepare for takeoff
OH MY
GOD
WHERE IS SHE?
Ww We were just sitting here and so comfortable.
We're just sitting here and so
comfortable.
on the jet. on the jet.
Uh,
we're we're
right now,
and I wanted just to see and I wanted just to see
like
YEH YEAH
we're just hanging out.
Like I wuwoo
I wanted to give her a taste of my paradise for 23 days. I wanted to give her a taste of my paradise for 23 days.
I wanted to give her a taste of my paradise for 23 days.
baradise for two, sree days.
and zen let her decide for herself. and zen let her decide for herself.
What do you sink?
Do u want to come wiz us?
I WANT MY DAUGHTER
BACK HOME
Oh my Gaw..
Oh my goshhh.
Why? Why?
Why? Wha?
Whoiy?
But how can I make you comforetable?
I do not wjsjhs
THAT'S MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE
AND SHE KNOWS
But yeu’re breaking my heart
Like, what do you mean?
what do you mean?
Like uh
uhhhh
but what is your biggest nightmare? but what is your biggest nightmare?
It's okee
WHAT’S GOING ON
WHAT’S HAPPENING
NOW IS MY
BIGGEST
NIGHTMARE
Her taking off like that with somebody someone I don't know
she doesn't even know
someone I don't know
YOU DON’T EBEN KNOW HER
She doesn't even know you.
Jenny is
NOT THAT KIND OF A
She's level-headed.
I don't think she would just take off with somebody like that.
with somebody like that.
SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT
SHE’S A GENIUS
but
What did you do?
Did you
Nouh
tsk
NO I
I We
We were We been talking on facetime so much.
and I sent her a few
I sent her a few
uh, bwuhhh
and she sent me some Bictures
and we
Well I
I have a car.
come pick you up
because h
zey’re ready to leev s- zey’re ready to leev s-
Zat's the jet.
Zey turned on ze engine.
Flight crew, please prepare for departure
Oh
my God.
Oh
uh UH
look
uh Ze
Ze Ze
STEWARDESS
is about to tell us to
our phones
right? So
zat's why I wanted to
uh
uh just tell you...
uh y- Can I tell yu uhh...
Can I tell yu uhh...
uhh...
I have to tell you somesing
VERY IMBORTANT
IT’S ZE MOST IMPORDANT IT'S ZE MOST IMBORTANT
uHH LISTEN
ZIS WHOEL SING
IT’S JUST
Uh It
initially set up by Jenny...
None of this is actually true.
I wanted to tell you
as soon as possible:
I'm not actually a Middle Eastern man who's interested in your daughter.
who's interested in your daughter.
I'm a voice actor
and comedian.
OH MY
GODDDD
I'm gonna
Your daughter reached out to me and gave me a wealth of information about how loving and
and gave me
a wealth of information
about how
overprotective you are
and how
your worst nightmare
is for her to meet a guy...
And not actually get to know him properly before taking the next step.
before taking the next step
so
that's why I called you those couple times.
OH MY
GOSHH
pretending to be
the crazy
Middle Eastern guy
I want to take her back to my I want to take her back to my
OH MY
GOSHHHHH
OHHHH
MY GOSH
You-
I know that
the idea of your
daughter hopping on a jet
to like
be..
seemingly kidnapped
to Dubai
must have been very heart wrenching.
But
I wanted to-
I wanted to tell you as soon as possible that this is all. I wanted to tell you as soon as possible
that
this is all...
I have a headache.
OH MY-
I’M
You know what?
When I see that girl?
She is gonna be in
TROUBLE
She-
ad-
She ad-
She adores you
and described you to a T.
She's like
my mom-
if she hears I met some guy
like
in a very short time frame...
and I wanted to get married
or he was super interested
would be
SO
WORRIED
but I-
I wanted to make sure we didn't take it I wanted to make sure we didn't take it
That's why I ended it today.
I will never bother you again.
The Middle Eastern man is not gonna call you release The man does not.
call you...
The Middle Eastern man is s-
Middle Eastern man does
He does not exist.
Uh-
Abdo does not exist
No, so that's the good news.
that's the good news.
So
I uh
I think
I think your daughter is still happily single and just super busy with work.
happily
SINGLE
and just
I know she's like
a lawyer or a paralegal a lawyer or a paralegal
so
DON’T WORRY
She's all-
She's all good.
Okey
Alright.
Thank you.
Okay YOU’RE AMAZING
Thank you SO so much
for your time today
and I apologize again
I HOPE YOU’RE NOT MAD AT ME
but thank you again.
Okey
BYE
Hee Alright, take care
buhbye
I think those were
TEARS
of JOY
that Abdo didn’t exist
MAN
it's really a shame
I never got
to taste ZA papaya fruit
Eyy chill, dawg
you got like
THREE OTHER WIVES
Yeah, yeah,
whatever.
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