H: Why do I look like this? S: What?
H: My hair-- S: We're both wearing pink!
S: We're both wearing pink on Valentines Day
S: [repeating] We're both wearing pink on Valentines Day
H: Shane, I hate to break it to you but that was purposeful
H: I picked out your shirt to be, I mean not both pink but I picked out the most
H: Valentines-y shirt you had and then I picked out a pink sweatshirt
S: Well that's very cute of you H: Yeah
S: I thought it was a wonderful coincidence
H: I'm so sorry, it wasn't S: I'm gonna pretend it is
S: [gasps] We're both wearing pink on Valentines Day!
H: Yeah, I had no control over it at all
[intro song] Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
S: Hey everyone, happy Valentines day, by the time you see this it won't be
S: Valentines Day but we love you H: It's okay, yeah
S: And all of you are our Both: Valentines
S: Like, in a very serious way H: Okay
S: We're having Valentines dinner now H: Yep
S: It's not wildly remarkable H: No, it's not at all, it's pot roast
S: Not just pot roast, leftover pot roast H: Leftover pot roast
H: And I was gonna say, it's also not made by us
H: It's made by my mom S: Hannah's mom and dad had pot roast
S: For their dinner last night H: Yup
S: And then Liz said, do you guys want the leftovers?
S: We were like yep we have nothing to eat so--
H: Yes, we will take those leftovers, so that's what we're having
S: Uh, this is kinda cute, yesterday, no, a few days ago we asked each other
S: Should we do Valentines? H: Mm-hmm
S: Like get each other something? H: Yep
S: And we were both like, let's just not H: Yeah
S: Turns out, we both lied, we both did H: I could tell, I think I was like
H: So are we doing Valentines presents and you were like ehh, I don't think so
H: And I was like ooh, it wasn't like he was like no, let's not
H: Because I would've--we both would've respected that I think
H: If we had been like, we're not gonna do any Valentines presents
S: Sure, yeah H: Shane was like ehhh, nah, we don't have to
S: And you were like, yeah, I'm not either H: I was like, sure, okay, we won't
H: But we both got each other something small, it wasn't extravagant
S: Yeah, shall we show them? H: Sure
S: First show them the freakin' pot roast, because even though it's leftovers
S: I'm very excited about this meal H: There's the pot roast
H: That's Shane's present S: Show them the note you wrote
H: Oops S: Aw, geez
H: There we go [reads note] S: It's Chimay beer
H: Get it? Get it? Is that pronounced Cha-may? Either way, I went with the may
H: For a pun, and Shane, welp, some of them are missing
H: Some have bites out of them, but: cookies delivered! Yum
S: Did you see the note that I had written on there?
H: Yeah, 'I love you almost as much as you love cookies'... funny
S: Not as much though H: I know, almost
S: She really likes cookies everyone H: Alright, let's eat
H: Our leftovers are getting cold S: Yum yum yum
H: Thank you to Function of Beauty for sponsoring this video, as you guys know
H: Shane and I have partnered with them before and we still love them
H: So we're really excited about today S: Look at that beautiful flowing hair
S: That is absolutely gorgeous H: Thanks Shane
S: Let's do a big ol' hair flip H: A hair flip?
S: A big hair flip H: Like--?
S: Even bigger, even bigger, let's give it a hair flip
H: [laughs] S: Beautiful
S: You know, love is in the air this time of year
S: But you might say, love is in your hair H: You might say that Shane, yeah
S: You might say love is in your hair H: This Valentines day, my loved one
H: Is my hair S: My loved one is smelling her hair
S: Because it smells amazing
H: Function of Beauty is really cool because you fill out an online quiz
H: And you can put in your hair goals, your hair type and they give you
H: A personalized shampoo, conditioner treatment, whatever you want
S: What are your hair goals? H: I have anti-frizz
H: Because my hair tends to be really frizzy, fix split ends because
H: My hair splits really easily, hydrate because it's dry
S: I like how hydrated it looks H: Lengthen, I just picked that one
H: Because I was like, why not? S: It does look a little bit longer than it did
H: And reduce brassiness, and my shampoo is a purple color, because my hair
H: Loves to turn brassy so I love a shampoo that sort of works against that
S: I have no idea what most of that means but I believe you
S: And I hope that you're applying this knowledge to my hair as well
H: Mm-hmm, yeah, your brassy hair? S: Okay, that's all well and good
S: But let's talk more about how good your hair smells
S: What smell, what is that? H: The scent?
S: Uh-huh H: Yeah, so I picked Strike a Rose
H: Get it? So that's rose S: That's very Valentines-y of you
H: I know, I've tried other ones before but this one does smell really good
S: So you've been using Function of Beauty for like over a year now
S: What have you noticed in that time?
H: I think anti-frizz is the biggest thing hands down that I've noticed
H: And that's what's so great about Function of Beauty, is that it's custom
H: So I put in my hair type and I wanted anti frizz and I got something that was
H: Specifically for me, you know, other anti frizz shampoos just haven't worked
H: As well for me before, and of course all of their products have clean ingredients
H: There are no parabens, GMOs, sulfates, toxins and it's vegan and cruelty free
S: Alright, tell us about that deal! H: Alright, you can get 20% off
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S: Do a hair twirl, do it, do it
S: Babe... you alright? H: Mm-mmm
S: Hannah's having a bit of an issue, do you want to tell them what your issue is?
H: I'm sick S: No, don't lie, tell them what--
H: I'm so sick S: You're not sick
S: But you are experiencing something H: I'm injured
S: You should tell them what this is because maybe someone out there
S: Knows what you're going through H: I've googled this
H: Other people have it but no one knows what it is, it seems
H: I mean, I'm sure somebody does
S: So what's been going on is she's been farting non stop
H: Stop, I can't laugh S: Sorry, sorry
H: Don't make me laugh, that was funny, that's not [laughs]
S: Stop laughing H: No no, I just have to laugh carefully
S: Tell them what's happening H: Okay, just don't make me laugh abruptly
H: I have this horrible pain, I've gotten this since I was like, the earliest I can
H: Remember, I was like six maybe? Like, you know, my whole life
H: That originates in my belly button S: Uh-huh
H: And it like shoots down, it's the literal world's worst pain, like I cannot function
S: It goes from your bellybutton? H: It goes from my bellybutton down
H: To like, where you pee, the urethra S: I know that area
H: Just, I don't know if that's going to get us flagged on Youtube
H: But down, down, yeah, and so I can't pee when it happens
S: We'll call it your downstairs H: My downstairs, I'm not laughing
S: You can't pee? H: No, if you pee it hurts so, so, so badly
H: Like horribly, it's something to do with the bladder but it starts in my belly button
H: I don't understand S: Yeah, pardon my ignorance but
S: It's not a bladder infection? H: No
S: Okay H: Because it goes away
H: It's something to do with, if I lay flat on my back and stretch out a bit
H: Like, it usually goes away overnight so when I wake up tomorrow it'll be gone
H: But I have to lay the whole night on my back, flat, and it'll loosen whatever
H: Is the issue, or it'll-- S: Is it like a muscle, when it hurts?
H: It feels like a nerve, like it's so sharp
S: Like it's electric type pain? H: Yeah, and then there's just like
H: When I'm not moving, it's just like a dull pain
S: I don't know if they can see but she has a heating pad on her tummy right now
H: Yeah, but like even that hurts, just that pressure
H: Other people that I see online, it doesn't hurt as badly
H: Like some people have the same thing and they're like oh, it's not that bad
S: Aw, Chloe, you have your lapdog there to keep you--oh, careful Chlo
H: Yeah, she doesn't like heating pads so I don't think she's gonna put her head there
H: Good girl - she's on my arm, look at my hand, that's not comfy
H: Anyway, if anybody knows what this is, I should ask a doctor, I did ask my brother
H: Because he's a doctor, he had a couple of ideas, but he doesn't diagnose family
H: Members, I think I need to go to an actual doctor, but the problem is
H: It happens usually once every couple of months, but I just had it like two
H: Weeks ago, in Florida, and it's happening again now
S: In Florida it didn't last very long if I remember
H: No, one day S: It was a whole day?
H: Yeah, like the next morning when I woke up it was okay
S: Oh H: So it'll probably be the same now
H: Or like last year I had one that lasted like three days, which was horrible
H: But I always forget, you know, I never think to go to a doctor
H: Because I've forgotten that it exists until it happens
S: Well, get in the van, I'm gonna take you to the doctor
H: Nope, oh my god, seriously if someone touched my stomach right now I would die
H: So I cannot go to a doctor when it's actually hurting
S: People are gonna wonder like, how we're doing my care
H: Mmm, well, Shane's not peeing right now
H: I can lift him, I just have to move very slowly
H: If I jolt it - like laughing hard, or jumping--
S: It's not like--
H: If I hit him against my stomach, I have to hold him out far, it's okay
S: But it's not the actual like, muscle of your stomach
H: No, it's not the muscle, that's the thing, yeah, I don't know what it is
H: But if anyone else has had this
S: Everyone's gonna say it's a hernia H: Why?
S: I dunno, I'm just guessing H: Is that your best guess?
S: Uh-huh H: That's Shane's guess everyone
H: Let's see what everyone says, like I'm curious, we've done these kinds of
H: Things before when, I guess it's mostly to me, not you
H: Oh my god, Chloe touching my stomach right now is painful
S: Does it hurt? Chloe, you're hurting her H: Oh, she's so cute though, look at this baby
S: Alright, I'm gonna tell them what we did on Valentines day
H: Okay S: Okay, so while our patient is recovering
H: Good luck S: Or as she devolves
S: I'm gonna tell you about our Valentines day, we had a very relaxing lovely
S: Wonderful Valentines day, would you agree?
H: Yep S: In fact, in the evening, you were like
S: This was such a nice day H: Yeah, it was, it really was
H: It was nice that it fell on a Sunday, we had nothing to do
S: We had made a point of not doing any work, I did not answer one email
S: Yesterday, we already showed you our dinner that we had, but prior to that
S: We played Mario party on switch H: Pronounced Moh-rio
S: Mario party, Hannah hates the way I say Mario, how do you say Mario?
H: It's Mario S: I know, correctly, but I mean
S: How do you, the viewer? H: Okay
S: We played Moh-rio party on the Switch which my aunt got Hannah for Christmas
H: I had never played Mario party S: We played all day
H: It was amazing S: It's Hannah's new favorite game
H: Yeah S: Uh, did you win?
H: I won once, yep, I won the 20-round game S: The games that she didn't win
S: Were a bit of an issue H: Yeah
S: We had to work through it H: I came in last on one of them
H: I almost threw the game out in the trash
S: Hannah was at times convinced that the computers were conspiring against her
S: Which maybe they were, Daisy really had it out for her [laughs]
S: Um, it was a nice day, we ate a lot of junk food, we played video games
S: We cuddled H: It was a nice normal day, yeah
H: We didn't go anywhere, obviously S: Yeah, I think just not doing any work
S: And just playing video games all day is pretty unusual for us, so
H: Yeah S: It was fun, and it was nice
S: Any comments? H: Nope, you summed it up
S: Alright everyone H: I look forward to the day
H: I can be back in front of the camera over there
S: I can turn it around H: No no no [laughs]
H: Don't show me, I'm not my rightly self
S: You just did four minutes, though-- alright everyone, she's devolving
S: So we're leaving now H: [laughs]
S: Have a good day
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