- Y'all know what I hate more than people that litter?
People that don't like hats
'cause y'all know your boy's a fan of hats.
They block the haters and they keep me looking good.
That's why today we're gonna be pimping out a sombrero.
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This is Pimp My Sombrero.
My name's Jose.
And this is my sombrero.
so it means the world to me, but this thing is terrible.
It has holes in it,
so the sun shines in my eyes
Mold has started to grow on it, and it's just ugly.
So please, Mr. A to the Y, pimp my sombrero.
Okay, watch out, hey.
Ooh, hit that, hit that, hey.
Hey, you know your boy used
to be a professional dancer back in my day,
and it looks like I still got it.
Anyway, we just pulled up to Jose's block,
so let's go see what's good in the hood.
Ooh, ooh, okay, okay.
Yo, what's good, brother?
- A to the Y Anthony, it's nice to see you,
I mean, meet you again.
I mean meet you.
- You seem really familiar.
Have I met you before?
- No, we never have.
I've never seen you in my life.
Complete strangers. - All right, whatever.
Anyway, I heard you have a sombrero
that needs a little help.
- Well, it needs a lot of help, actually.
- Goddamn, how old is that thing?
- About 20 years.
- Dawg, you know a new one only costs like $10, right?
- Well, I'ma take this hat of yours
and hopefully my boys at Northeast Southwest Customs
can hook you up.
- Sorry it took so long,
but that sombrero was worse than we thought.
Half of the team had to quit after they saw that horror.
- Are you guys okay?
- Not really, I had to teach your hat a lesson.
This is for making my dawgs quit.
That hat went through some things.
Anyway, I present to you the flyer
than fly pimped out sombrero.
- When we first got your sombrero,
it smelled like a felony and six misdemeanors.
It also looked my mother-in-law,
and trust me, she ain't pretty.
So we hooked your hat up
with a firetruck-red, velvet exterior,
and on the inner brim, we added zebra skin,
so whenever it rains, it'll keep the water out.
how is it waterproof?
- Are you an engineer?
- No. - Then leave those questions
to the professionals, 'cause I don't know either.
Anyway, I heard you like money.
- That's good, 'cause we installed
a gold dollar sign spinner on the front of your hat
so that the haters would know you got money.
- Spinner?
- Check this out.
But I don't have money.
- But you know what you do got?
A phone, and a phone that needs to be charged.
- Okay, and?
- Peep this.
- You know how we do.
- Wait, what's that thing in the back?
- Glad you noticed that.
That right there is a brand-new 5G LTE
Wifi Bluetooth-enabled walkie-talkie antenna,
so now you'll have Wifi everywhere you go.
- I don't know what that means, but it sounds expensive.
- Oh, yeah, what do you do when you wanna look behind you?
- I turn around and look behind me?
- You won't have to do that anymore,
'cause we installed a rear-view mirror,
so you never have to turn around again.
- But it's not that hard to turn around.
- You know who looks back?
Broke people, real pimps stay looking forward.
- Ah, yes, I'm a pimp.
Anthony, thank you so much.
Now I can sell this for a lot,
I mean, I can wear this hat a lot.
- Jose, are you planning on selling this hat?
- No, no, never, never.
Okay, I haven't been completely honest.
I'm actually..
Ramon.
- I thought you looked familiar.
Wait, but why'd you lie?
- Short story long, I sold the paleta cart
you pimped out for me for a lot of money.
So I thought I could make you pimp out something else for me
and then sell it.
- Why didn't you just apply again?
We literally accept every application.
- Oh, I didn't know that.
Please don't be mad at me.
- Look, I don't care what y'all do with this stuff.
My only job is to pimp it out,
and Jose, or Ramon, whatever you wanna be called,
your sombrero has officially been pimped.
- Ima make so much money.
- What is up, guys?
Hope you enjoyed that video.
If you think this hat is dope,
make sure you give this video a like.
- And let us know in the comments down below
what we should pimp out next.
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Thanks to them, we were able to make a dope hat like this,
'cause I'ma tell you guys right now,
this hat was not cheap to make, and it was a lot of work.
So if you guys wanna see the process of making this hat,
make sure you check out the behind-the-scenes,
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