>> OKAY. TEAM SALES CORE INDUSTRIES.
>> AND ON BEHALF OF MICROSOFT. WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR LETTING
US HELP YOU BRUSH UP ON YOUR POWERPOINT SKILLS.
>> WE ASKED YOU TO PAIR UP AND ASKED YOU TO CREATE A MOCK POWER
POINT PRESENTATION. WE HAVE RYAN AND DIANE FROM
SALES. KEVIN AND CRYSTAL FROM MARKET
RESEARCH. AND, OF COURSE, HENRIETTE AND
NAN OUR FUN RECEPTIONIST. >> WE DON'T EVEN USE COMPUTERS,
WE JUST USE THE PHONE. SO, WE'LL SEE.
>> HOPEFULLY OUR NATURAL CHARM CARRIED US THROUGH.
>> I'M SURE DID YOU GREAT. >> LET'S SEE EVERYONE'S FIRST
SLIDE. >> OH, WOW!
GREAT USE OF BULLET POINTS. >> WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, WE MAKE
A GREAT TEAM. >> DID WE TELL YOU WE'RE DATING?
>> YES, A COUPLE TIMES. >> HOW ABOUT YOU TWO.
OKAY, A NICE BORDER HERE. MARKET RESEARCH BRINGING OUR
A-GAME. >> HENRIETTA AND NAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, LITTLE TROUBLE THERE.
NO WORRIES. >> HEY, LADY, IT'S OKAY.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB. YOU'RE DEFINITELY COMMUNICATING
SOMETHING. >> WE'RE SO SORRY.
>> GUYS IT'S FINE. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED.
>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
THIS IS NOT MY WORLD. >> THAT'S OKAY, LADIES, IT'S
JUST A PRACTICE. >> THERE'S ALL THESE LITTLE
BUTTONS WITH PICTURES IN THEM. YEAH, I BELIEVE THEY'RE CALLED
DIGIFILE. AND STRANGE THINGS STARTED
HAPPENING. >> WE MADE TRASH, SIR.
>> DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T WE JUST FOCUS ON YOUR PRESENTATION AND SEE WHERE WE
CAN HELP. >> IS THAT OKAY WITH EVERYBODY
ELSE? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> SURE. >> YEAH, I GOT TO SEE THIS.
>> OKAY, AWESOME. WELL, WE ASKED YOU TO MAKE SOME
SLIDES ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT.
SO, HENRIETTA AND NAN, LET'S CHECK THOSE OUT.
>> CORN BREAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
AND YOU CROSSED IT OUT. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE CAROLE KING AND I SEE A SMALL WAYNE
BRADY IN THE CORNER. >> BUT THAT WAS ALREADY THERE.
>> YEAH, WE ACTUALLY TRIED TO GET RID OF HIM.
>> ALRIGHT. AND AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I
FEEL LIKE I'M AT THE POINT IN WHICH I CAN'T LEARN.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE ASKED YOU TO CHOOSE A GRAPH
OF YOUR CHOICE. AND YOU PICKED A CLOCK ON A
SHELF. >> WE PICK FIXED IT IN THE NEXT
WAY. >> NOW THERE'S TWO CLOCKS.
>> ONE FOR EACH OF US. >> THE NEXT PICTURE A BOY WITH A
SPEAKER IN HIS EYE. >> WE THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE A
MUSIC VIDEO. >> THE WORD UNDO AND A PICTURE
OF KNIVES. >> WE KEPT HITTING UNDO.
>> AND YOU ADDED MORE KNIVES. >> I'M A TOTAL SIMPLE TURD.
>> I'M AN IDIOT. >> MY HUSBAND HAS TO TIE MY
SHOES IN THE MORNING. I ONLY WENT TO PRESCHOOL.
I TRIPPED IN CHURCH AND I SHOWED MY ASS.
>> ONCE I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF MY RADIO, SO I
POURED WATER ON IT, AND I BLEW UP MY HOUSE.
>> LADIES YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS.
>> NO, I'M NOT DONE. I AM NOT DILIGENT ABOUT BRUSHING
MY TEETH. I DO IT EVERY DAY OR WHATEVER.
>> AND I WIPE AS BEST I CAN, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS MORE.
>> OH, MY GOD. STOP.
>> JUST STOP. >> WE CANNOT UNHEAR THAT.
>> EVERY DAY OR WHATEVER? >> I'M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD
AND QUIT OUT OF THIS, SO WE CAN SAY YOU CAN STAY ON THE
PHONES SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE POWER POINT AGAIN.
>> THANK GOD. >> NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
>> AND BITCH, BRUSH YOUR TEETH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]