I told you briefly how we're going through my mom's house last year,
apparently this got left behind.
>> Wow.
>> My aunt had found that box just randomly in a closet.
So I'm gonna show you here.
She found it, she didn't know what was in it, gave it to me, and
opened it up and just so many memories came flooding back.
>> Christian Cage and Sexton Hardcastle, the new insane street fight champions
plan to hold on to the titles no matter what it takes.
>> No matter what.
>> Wow look at that!
The suicide blonde Christian Cage was number five!
In the top ten, brother.
>> Yep you'll see.
>> You're working your way up.
>> You were number eight so I was actually ahead of you.
>> You were ahead of me?
Son of a.
Sexton, can we edit this part?
>> No, this part is staying in.
>> Don't zoom in on that.
>> [LAUGH] >> Business cards.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait, look at that.
Hitman Productions.
Bret Hart's business card.
Wow.
>> Paystubs.
>> That's empty.
>> It's empty.
[LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Note to future talent.
If someone tells you to do that.
>> Don't.
>> Don't do it.
>> [LAUGH] >> Wow.
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>> So that happened.
>> Yeah.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] Thanks for
saving that one, mom.
[LAUGH] I'm assuming from the desk of Bruce Prichard.
One would think.
>> One would think, right?
Dear Adam.
Just a quick note to welcome you back to North America and to thank you for
your participation in our Funkin' Dojo.
You're a shining star.
And have one hell of a bright future ahead of you.
If you only would have listened to your manager more in New Hampshire.
[LAUGH] Cuz he managed us one night.
>> Yeah.
>> We could have beat the funk out of them.
We'll be in touch soon to get you started.
Keep training, keep in touch.
Sincerely, Bruce.
Wow, but my mom man if it had to do with me she saved it and I'm so happy she did.
My God.
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I drew a comic book once.
The Cutting Crew.
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That's me, that's Jay.
>> [LAUGH] >> Sweet malaise.
>> Yeah.
[LAUGH] >> The Blonde Bomber.
>> You're jacked though.
>> That was my first singles.
>> Yeah, the Blonde Bomber, that was your- >> The Blonde Bomber.
>> That was your school wrestling name.
>> Yeah, nails one man posse back with a punch.
This has been a tremendous and
grueling battle in front of the record-breaking 500,000 fans.
[LAUGH] The end looks near for Posse back though.
It looks like we could have a new champion here tonight,
folks, this could be history in the making.
>> Drew one hell of a house.
>> 500,000.
>> Yeah.
>> Apparently, I'm doing a spear.
Who knew?
>> Yeah. >> Right?
>> Right.
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>> Here it is. The end looks near.
They're charging each other.
Who will stand victorious after the smoke clears?
Wham.
One, two, three.
We have a new champion.
The Blonde Bomber.
Corey Concrete.
>> Of course, put yourself over.
>> Of course I did, it's my book, come on.
I put you over or I put John over.
>> I don't think I ever, was I even in it?
I think I made one little appearance and that was it.
>> You were one-half of the cutting crew.
Settle down.
Here he is.
>> My god.
>> Who's this?
[SOUND] [LAUGH] I gotta take my hat off for
this one, I'm starting to sweat.
The leader of every wrongdoing, the leader of all evil doers in wrestling,
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>> Sweet Daddy Freak-out.
>> There's Sweet Daddy Freakout, everybody.
>> Yeah, yeah, that was a hell of a handle.
>> Yeah, you're doing some trap work there too, apparently?
>> [LAUGH] I know.
They're big shrugs. >> Yeah, yeah.
There it is.
>> There it is.
>> There it is, it's my comic, it even comes with a comic bag.
[LAUGH] I immediately went back to sitting in class and drawing.
Took me right back to that place.
That was fun.
>> Yeah.
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