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F*ckin' Pinterest, am I right?
It looks so f*cking easy sometimes
Especially with those little f*cking captions!
Oh- yeah, yeah, that's real- that sounds simple.
That sounds f*cking realistic and obtainable.
Like this week's project:
Cover rocks with mirrors and they look like melted disco balls.
Are you f*cking kidding me?!
What f*cking rocks look like that? Come on...
Who's the sh*tbag who keeps coming up with these
absurdly inaccurate, yet strikingly convincing,
acts of f*ckery.
I actually traced this pin back as far as I could possibly go,
I'm pretty convinced that it was THIS f*cking person!
She actually looks-
She actually looks pretty nice.
She may just be a blundering f*cking idiot.
Whatever the case, I am super sorry
for the spoiler alert that is about to f*cking hit your face:
but this pin, and this description,
are complete f*cking bullsh*t.
Pin-o-meter: I can smell it from here.
That is what I'm f*cking talking about.
In REAL life, they were actually
created by some artist collective in Europe.
Apparently they were supposed to represent the
"momentousness of glamour and swiftly passing glory".
Which, in my opinion, sounds real f*cking sad and depressing.
Like most art!
When the artists were asked, "What they were made of?"
Well, of course, out of mosaic skin composed of mirror pieces,
on a base of styrofoam and... polyurethane foam?
Well, I'll tell you it doesn't sound like a f*cking rock that you found in your d*mn backyard!
Whatever the case, now knowing that life is just one big f*cking lie,
I'm gonna try to recreate this to the best of my ability.
I got myself the closest materials I could find,
This styrofoam ball,
And some air drying molding clay..?
Uh, I picked up a f*ckton of these disco ball tiles
Which I thought were going to be cheap,
But these f*cking things were $2.99 a bag!
2.99! For a bag consisting of 35 small f*cking tiles.
"Big Value" my f*cking d*ck.
Anyways, I got home and realized they were the f*cking wrong size anyways
F*ck me, I threw away the receipt.
F*CK.
I ended up ordering these smaller ones online,
Uh, but then I got them and these f*cking things were, like, WAY too small!
They're, like, tiny!
This is gonna f*cking take
FOREVER.
All right, so I busted out my styrofoam ball,
I sheared it in half,
And began sculpting my clay
Around the ball to form my melting disco ball shape.
This took a while to get down,
but I was actually pretty stoked with the results.
This actually looks pretty decent!
All I gotta do now is let it dry.
I came back the next morning and-
Aw... you motherf*cker.
What a f*cking sh*tty thing to have happen,
The whole f*cking thing dried out.
This f*ckin' sh*t is all f*ckin' cracking and falling apart!
Definitely not what I was looking forward to.
So I broke off the top, crumbling layer
And added a thicker coat of clay on top of that,
Reshaped it, and then came back to it the next day
to much better results.
I spray painted it with a coat of silver and glitter
Uh, let that sh*t dry
And then started gluing down my mirror tiles.
I believe there are approximately
1,300 of these f*cking things.
I'm using a hot glue gun,
Which to my delight began burning the f*ck out of my fingers from the start.
Rob: [Assorted sounds of pain]
Oh yeah, this is going to be a f*cking great time.
Rob: [Even more sounds of pain] Agh, get off!
Let's say I wasn't really prepared for the
f*cking blast I was going to be having
for the next 7 f*cking hours.
Gluing tiny little f*cking mirrors to a piece of f*cking clay.
Rob: [Yet another sound of pain]
This was probably,
Probably one of the worst spans of time in my entire life.
Just a torturous, painful f*cking process
of burning my fingers every five seconds
then trying to position and push a small sharp glass tile into place.
I wanted to give up somewhere around hour three
But pushed through the pain
by using various concoctions of legal and illegal substances.
UGH, my fingers
are f*cking killing me.
And I'm not sure if I'm peeling off glue anymore
from them, or my own skin
It was around hour 5,
and pretty late at night,
when I realized
that I realized that I had physically passed out on top of the project.
Hour 7,
FINISHED!
F*cking finished.
There it is.
Obviously not as big as the original,
but I did it.
I mean, it kind of looks like shit, but at the same time,
at the same time it looks pretty cool.
But w-w-w-wait, wait, wait, wait for it, wait for it-
BOOM!
All Studio f*cking 54 up in here.
Sh*t just got disco as f*ck!
Which actually reminds me,
I f*cking hate disco! [Record scratch]
What a f*cking terrible genre of music.
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And I will see you around here next time.
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[Lovely piano music]