[THEME MUSIC]
I am Groot.
Well, that's just as fascinating as the first 89
times you told me that.
What is wrong with giving tree here?
ROCKET: Well, he don't talking good like me
and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I
and am and Groot exclusively in that order.
DAX: When did you learn to do that?
Pretty sure the answer is I am Groot.
GROOT: I am Groot!
RONAN: I will unfurl 1,000 years of Kree justice on Zandar.
GROOT: We have to stop Ronan?
How?
I have a plan.
I am Groot.
PETER: Thank you, Groot.
Thank you.
Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.
We have been boarded.
RONAN: Behold, your Guardians of the Galaxy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GAMORA: I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies.
I will be grateful to die among my friends.
GROOT: I am Groot.
ROCKET: No, Groot.
You can't.
You'll die.
Why are you doing this!
Why?
GROOT: We are Groot.
[CRASHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOBBING]
On behalf of the Nova Corps, we'd
like to express our profound gratitude for your help
in saving Xandar.
[COOING]
I am Groot.
They were not looking at you funny.
Hey, what about this little plant.
Can I smash it with a rock?
No, it's too adorable to kill.
Look how cute it is when its all riled up!
It's god dang precious!
YONDU: Come here.
Hey, you wanna help us get out of here?
Hmm?
There's something I need you to get.
The thing I wore on my head, there's
a drawer next to the bunk.
It's in that.
You got it?
Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with
a bunch of severed human toes.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YONDU: Get the third quadrant ready for release.
[YELLING]
ROCKET: You maniac.
DAX: Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot.
ROCKET: For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it
on Ego's core, and our fat butts ain't gonna
fit through those tiny holes.
Well--
That's a terrible idea.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[YELPING]
How long till the bomb goes off?
ROCKET: About six minutes.
Groot!
Groot, if you can hear me, hurry up.
[EXPLOSION]
PETER: Ugh, dude.
Seriously?
You gotta clean up your room.
It's a complete mess.
I am Groot.
I am not boring.
You're boring.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hold on.
Get it on.
Ugh!
THOR: Where we have to go is Nidavellir.
ROCKET: Yeah, that place is a legend.
They make the most powerful horrific weapons
to ever torment the universe.
What kind of weapon are we talking about here?
The Thanos killing kind.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ROCKET: Thor, are you OK?
I think he's dying.
He needs the axe.
Where's the hot little tree?
Help me find the handle.
[GROANING]
Bring me Thanos!
I am Groot.
You got sap all over it.
We are Groot!
Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine.
Tree.
I am Groot.
I am Steve Rogers.