hey everybody welcome to a very special
episode of ask orange why is it so
special you ask because orange and i
have switched jobs for the day which
means today's episode of ask pair will
feature a bunch of super exciting
prompts like this one drop nothing on
pear and this one i challenge you to be
nice to pair for 24 hours oh man i'm
gonna enjoy this episode that's for sure
and best of all dr bananas gave me the
special zapper contraption that lets me
change orange's name to my name anytime
i want check it out
it's time for s orange
hello again it's been a long time since
i've watched your videos but i am ready
to get back to doing so great to have
you back here's a quick recap of
everything you missed
would you like some tea miss velveteen
oh you would wait how'd that get in
there ladies i have an idea let's sing
abba songs at the top of our lungs
don't watch that look away
pear i heard that gigi is back with a
new sexy lady and it's grapefruit's mom
what the heck oh now grapefruit calm
down let me explain explain what that
you are dating this argentinian dude
who's half your age because he has abs
and a sexy accent well yeah that about
sums it up i am how you say
your new daddy no
hey pear we live in the matrix i
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know i know kung food it's surprise
airbag time
sorry but i don't think so see you can't
just announce that it's surprise airbag
time like that now i'm expecting it
because you squandered the element of
surprise
hey pear what's your favorite season hmm
i definitely like autumn and winter is
fun because of the snow but i probably
have to say my favorite season is spring
hey pear what do you call an alligator
in a vest i don't know what an
investigator
now that one really cracked me up
what do dairy foods say when they play
baseball
i don't know what do dairy foods say
when they play baseball butter up
knife one incidentally my favorite
butter baseball team is the cincinnati
spreads
hey pear every time someone clicks the
like button everybody's voice gets hired
by helium no come on is this really the
kind of thing you guys want to watch oh
i guess it is
okay
if this is the kind of content you're
after i'm happy to oblige hey pear every
time anybody subscribes everybody grows
an eye wow you guys really are into this
kind of thing
i guess i can see why
anytime someone likes the video
marshmallow's voice goes deeper uh okay
i don't like where this is headed what
are the rules the logic of it all is
spiraling out of control
[Laughter]
every time you like the video pear gets
dumber
reverse barfception what
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there's a fire in his laser
no don't do it there's tnt right there
no what am i doing what am i doing i
can't control myself
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you