One of my friends, his name was Dewie, and he never wore a shirt.
Never.
He would get kicked out of like Kroger or some shit, because he never wore a shirt.
And he always drank beer, and he would steal the beer.
And smoke cigarettes.
And mow his lawn and shit.
I miss him.
I don't think I really had a point.
I was just trolling, it was a joke.
I was just being funny.
One night, I was drunk, me and my friends were drunk, and we were just doing like country
people impersonations, like accents.
I was just searching for beats in my email, for like country beats in my email, and then
I just came across this one, produced by Gren8.
I basically just put on like a character.
I didn't write it or anything.
I just acted as if I was a farmer, and I just freestyled the whole song.
I'm from Virginia, so there's a lot of farming.
I know some farmers' children.
I fucked a farmer bitch.
I just knew that it was going to be super catchy.
Just say it in your head.
It's like damn, did he really just say that?
Everything I said was basically a mirror image of what a rapper would say mixed with Southern shit.
I know that's some racist shit, but like if you're not from where we're from, don't come
around here, you know?
Like I said before, it's like mirroring.
Yeah.
I love my wife, but I also ... You know?
Fuck sluts.
She understands ... I swear.
It's part of being a rapper. I think.
At least I'm open about it.
I'm not like hiding it.
I don't have a truck.
I don't have a license.
But I would get a big ass like one of them Dodge Rams, like a big one, with the back,
you know what I'm saying?
Where you can all put shit in the back.
But I would get it like ... I would like trick it out or something, put some rims on it or something.
Some real white trash shit.
Beer is the country version of lean.
Like a whore, you know how whores be at the bar.
I guess that's some Western shit, though, huh?
Damn.
I don't know.
I fucked up.
I was thinking some shit at the bar, you know how there'd be like whore houses and shit?
He hears the whore talking about ... "Oh, he's handsome," and he just puts that heat
to them, brands them.
Right there on the spot.
I think everybody should visit the country.
If you like the song, you should just go see and really see what it's about.