- Chokie, chokie, chokie, chokie, chokie, chokie, cho.
Chokie? Chokie.
- [Off-Camera Woman] Alright. - Chokie, chokie, chokie.
(hip-hop music beat)
Hey everybody, it's me Desmond,
and I'm about to do an unboxing.
- [Off-Camera Woman] You look a little different
from the last time I saw you.
- I'm taller.
- [Off-Camera Woman] You look a lot more mature.
- I am, how?
- [Off-Camera Woman] What happened on February 17th?
- On my birthday.
- [Off-Camera Woman] You had a birthday?
- Yeah.
(woman cheering)
- [Off-Camera Woman] We had a couple fans
send you birthday packages.
(shrieking inquisitively)
Here you go.
- Is this got?
This is a second one in here.
What? What is going on?
Oh, oh, it's kittens.
A book about jokey cats.
Why did the lion buy the new suit.
It took pride in appearance.
What?
- [Off-Camera Woman] Ba-dum-ccchhh.
(cymbal ringing)
- Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
There's a card.
It's a cat.
(yelling)
- [Off-Camera Woman] Dear Desmond,
I saw this book of funny cats and I thought of you.
May you have many happy birthdays.
I hope these cats make you laugh
and bring smiles to your life,
just as much as you bring joy through your videos.
Love, from Monica in San Francisco.
- San Francisco, isn't it close to Philadelphia?
- [Off-Camera Woman] No.
(Desmond groaning)
- Thank you, Monica.
- [Off-Camera Woman] Alright, Desmond,
tell us a little bit about your birthday.
Did anyone come and stalk you on your birthday?
Did they recognize you?
- Yes, like 15 people at once.
I was sitting and eating cheesecake, which is yummy,
and they came up to us.
I signed their arm.
And then they asked, are you going to the yo-yo competition,
which I don't know what that is.
I'm not going to the yo-yo competition.
- [Off-Camera Woman] We got one more gift,
and guess where this one came from?
- Japan?
- [Off-Camera Woman] Other side of the world.
- 1964? What?
- [Off-Camera Woman] That's right, this came from the past.
Just kidding, it came from England.
- England? What?
(packages crinkling)
There's so many.
What? Unicorns.
(Desmond gasping in surprise)
(ethereal chimes)
I didn't know you could eat unicorns.
Kinda sad.
Wait, Skelling?
- Death Has Come To Call.
(Desmond gasping)
- What?
- Michael feels helpless,
then he steps into the crumbling garage.
- This sounds dark.
- Together, they carry the creature out into the light,
and Michael's world--
- What creature?
- Changes forever. Dun, dun, dun.
- Creature?
(eerie sound effects)
Oh wait, yes there is a card.
Pokemon.
Dear Desmond, lots of love,
from Victoria and Mike from England.
(Desmond shouting out in delight)
Oh yes, I always needed a Pokemon wallet.
(bags hitting table top)
This is so many bags.
I need help.
Can I please have Haffie help?
Teamwork. Everyone needs teamwork sometimes.
- You got some Smarties.
- It's, wait, it's chocolate smarties,
but it smells like Kinder.
- You got a tiny Captain America.
- Tiny Captain America, Lego Captain America.
Um, a Lego--
- Iron Man.
- Iron Man, okay there we go.
I got underwear, I think, yay.
- That doesn't sound right?
(off screen laughing)
Let's see.
- Is that, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Roar is dinosaur for Turkey.
- [Both Children In Unison] Best birthday ever.
Thank you Victoria and Mike, and Monica.
- Special shoutout to British people.
Thank you for watching our birthday unboxing.
(upbeat music)
- Oh yeah.
Oh no.
- Oh my God, that was scary.
(yelling out)
(garbled mumbling)
(giggling)
(shrieking)
- What is that?
- A rotten egg?
- It's blood?
- It's coconut.
- [Off-Camera Woman] Do you love Koji?
- Yeah.