Have we settled on an outfit?
Yes.
I'm having a fit.
I don't feel good.
Okay.
I just showered but I feel dirty.
I feel like my skin is crawling,
and that I need to reshower,
and that my hair-my leg hair is growing back.
You have what's called an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
I feel this is 50 First Dates, and I have to be like, "Good morning Allison, you're you again."
"You have OCD."
I would love to wake up and not be me.
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This show has gotten increasingly dark.
I feel that is your influence.
I'm just finally being myself with our viewers.
People are like, "How can you be friends with Allison?"
And I'm like, "No, you don't understand."
"Allison's the most fucked up of us all."
Why are people asking you that?!
Muhammad from Egypt wants to know-
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How do we stop the revolution?
I'm just kidding.
Gaby dies laughing
You came to the right place!
Muhammad from Egypt wants to know,
can you have a good relationship without sex?
I think you can.
I think you can as well.
No, you can't.
I think you can't.
What?!
Yes, I think that you need to have good sex to have a good relationship.
Why?
Because if I didn't say that you need to have good sex in a relationship
you would somehow trick me into being in a relationship with you.
We're already in a relationship.
Not a romantic one.
Yeah, we're in a romantic relationship, we're just not in a sexual relationship.
Explain.
I think our relationship is quite romantic, just not sexual.
I don't- Are all friendships romantic?
No, do you have this close of a friendship with everybody?
No.
I almost said my mum.
Well if Its the exact same relationship I have with my mum that I have with you,
then that would mean I was in a romantic relationship with my mum.
If one person really wants to have sex and the other person doesn't want to have sex,
I don't think the relationship can work out, at least a monogamously,
because you're not giving to each other what the other one needs.
So you would suggest a polyamorous relationship?
I'm on to your fucking agenda.
We're in a romantic relationship, and then I would argue that our
other romantic partners are sexual partners,
are like the secondary relationship.
Ew, don't call him that.
Yeah, he's secondary.
I'll call him out right now.
I meant don't call him a sexual partner.
I believe that my boyfriend is my secondary relationship.
Yeah, I was about to say-
so to recap, us = primary relationship
relationships = secondary relationships.
Yes.
Great.
You're my main emotional support.
Aw.
Maybe that's why I'm a fucking mess.
I just said to someone that you're my only experience of love at first sight.
I didn't love you at first sight.
I loved you, you fucking asshole!
Ow!
Sorry to hit your boob.
Yeah, hard!
Listen, Muhammad.
I think that the different political parties in Egypt need to really-
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Imagine if we become so famous that on dating websites, that's one of the questions.
So you go on to match.com and you have to click I'm a Allison or I'm a Gaby.
They make you answer questions on match.com?
Oh, you've clearly never had to look for love.
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