[Bill O'Reilly] "The world is hearing 'America' and 'Peace'
in the same sentence.
That's good:
the more people think America
is a peace-loving nation
the better.
That's it!"
Good afternoon, World
Thanks for tuning in
I`m Robert Foster for Juice Media
Back with a Rap News Bulletin
To remind viewers who might`ve crossed over
NASA`s LCROSS satellite collided with the moon
On The ninth of October
General Baxter
¿What`s the reaction there at Nasa?
- Bob, there was no cloud
But we got what we`re after
- ¿Was it worth it?
- ¿Worth it?
Hell! Of course it was worth it
We`ve shown the earth that our weapons
Can reach anywhere
Even the moon`s surface
- Terrence Moonseed, what do you believe?
- We did it, Bob!
Did you believe we`d stand by and let the moon just bleed?
Lunar league, the truest creed contacted the moon breed
We hacked live signal while
They used a super beam
That`s why no plume was seen
¿Did you view the feed?
No moon debris
And no plume!
The hollow moon swallowed LCROSS like some whole food
- You punk!
Blackwater will be kicking in the door of your home soon
We own you, we tapped your internet
And your phone too!
- The moon pwned you!
- Let me tell you some home truths
In Gitmo you`ll be whimpering
like some women singing show tunes
Ok, we have other news to go to
If you will cease your jibes
News just arrived:
The results of the Nobel Peace Prize
We now cross all the way to Norway
On Sat Cam
To the Chair of the Nobel committee, Thorbjorn Jagland
Mr. Jagland?
Yes Robert?
Among all the worthy contenders
¿Who`s the person on this earth the committee would prefer us to remember?
Well, Robert, This year, It is pleasing me to advise
After many sleepless nights
The committee has seen the light
For his ceaseless fight to bring peace to those middle East Guys
Barack Obama is completely right to receive the peace prize
Robert, You seem surprised...
- Surprised...
No
So The president gets the prize
- That`s right
- ¿Why though?
Didn`t you see his speech in Cairo?
He promised peace in the middle east
And his words provide hope
Plus, his tie and coat, he`s super fly yo!
He likes Jay-Z
Brushed dirt off shoulder and
Has a live fro!
- But what on earth has he done to promote peace
He talked about it once or twice in a dope speech
He made peace with Hillary Clinton after the primaries
And got that Black professor to meet the cop after
They clashed so violently
He tells his daughters to chill when they ask for more
And he bails out the banks to avoid martial law
- ¿Peace Prizes?
It’s not in the least surprising
This is the pagan Norwegians worshipping the Beast Rising
Obama is a bomber
"The thunder god of Doom"
¿And Thor gives him the peace prize on the day he bombs the moon?
You want the truth?, We took a sample of his hair though
It turns out he`s a clone of an Egyptian Pharaoh
Amen Ra
The Antichris
The Psycho
A Tyrant clone
A lying phony
A hypnotist
In the Messiah Zone
- ¿General?
- ¿Premios de Paz?
Those Norway fags should apologise
We didn`t breed this commander in chief to be a peaceful guy
And for the middle east
We got our own ways
Give Obama the peace prize when he`s
Bombed `em back to the stone age
It does seem so strange, Thorbjorn for you to just step in
And award a Peace Prize
When Obama ordered more nuclear weapons
¿What about awarding it to Morgan changirai in Zimbabwe?
¿Isn`t this akin to the years the committee ignored Ghandi?
¿Isn`t it ironic to award Obama for peace during a war push?
We gave Obama the prize for not being George Bussh
OK, I have on the line from somewhere in Pakistan
An anonymous caller representing the Taliban
¿Hello? Hello, Rap News, infidel scum bastards
Soon you will all burn in Hell Inshallah
¿And the Obama win Nobel prize for peace?
They are kidding us
It should be prize for escalate war and kill civilians
- He`s massacred innocent people
- He`s essentially Jew
- We gave him the prize for what he could potentially do
- The days of waiting for his potential are though
- He hasn`t killed enough poor people, or destroyed enemy food
- He wants a coup, his vaccine is
Apoison to prolong the flu
- He used Unmanned Drones
Left territory bombed too
- He`s got a lot more to do
- Take the long view
- Inshallah he will die and his dog too
- He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do!
- He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do!!
- He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do!!!
- This is our prize we`ll give it to whoever we want to!!!!
- OK, that`s about all we have time for
But I`d like to leave you with these final thoughts
Obama`s prize has been labelled as a slap in the face
Of the previous administration for their tactics of hate
¿But what`s actually changed
Since the election race?
¿Isn`t it substantively the same except for the face?
Don`t mercenary armies still carry out renditions?
¿Aren`t wall street banks still given bailouts of trillions?
Any serious examination leads to the raw truth
This isn`t a prize for Obama
It`s a prize for George Bush
Nobel`s message seems to be:
War is Peace and it`s all well
When all is war
¿And didn`t we read that in Orwell?
Well, From the depths of doublethink and newspeak
This is Robert Foster, for Juice Media
Have a Double-Plus-Good-Week
[Bill O'Reilly] "I... You know, I'm gonna get the Peace Prize next year?
We haven't done anything either to bring peace to the World.
In fact, I've probably brought more violence."